Yeah, sorry Jack, but hey you had fun elsewhere. I got Jude to stop talking about it, until Lecherousness and girlbolds came up.
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Saturday, November 20, 2010
4:00 PM - Game Masta: okay, this'll be the other chat
Your chat with Zlikt is now a multi-user chat.
Zlikt has been invited to chat.
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Saturday, November 20, 2010
4:00 PM - Game Masta: Like I said, Zlikt pokes his remaining eye out sneaking through the bushes.
4:01 PM - Game Masta: But the poke grazes off, whatever.
4:03 PM - Game Masta: Thess pulls his spiffy new sheetcape tight against the cold.
4:09 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt drops his sandwich in the mud.
4:10 PM - Game Masta: The gang arrives at the edge of the forest at dusk, but waits in hiding until long into the night.
4:10 PM - Game Masta: It is still winter.
4:11 PM - Game Masta: It is lightly snowing
4:12 PM - Ralber observes the inn from the treeline to see what can be seen
4:13 PM - Game Masta: Watching for hours, the Inn seems less occupied than last time.
4:13 PM - Game Masta: Laundry is strung between the forge-shed and the stables.
4:13 PM - Game Masta: As the night wanes on, the lights dim, except for the upstairs loft
4:14 PM - Thess sniffs at the air as he approaches the inn
4:14 PM - Game Masta: Aside from the laundry, no one has gone outside in hours.
4:15 PM - Game Masta: -at least, the back of the Inn
4:15 PM - Thess: Less loudypeoples. Not as good.
4:16 PM - Thess: Still, goods get. What ideas? Tell?
4:16 PM - Zlikt: "Ralber and I found maybe way into cellar last time. Check there first."
4:16 PM - Ralber: "I want to check out the cellar window again. It seemed like a good, safe way in."
4:17 PM - Zlikt: "it on east side. Most likely is covered by snow."
4:17 PM - Dubis: "Cellar sounds like good idea."
4:17 PM - Zlikt: "Come, come."
4:17 PM - Thess: "Right. I'll look. Help maybe."
4:17 PM - Game Masta: The full moon is barely glowing behind the clowds.
4:17 PM - Zlikt shuffles towards the aforementioned east wall of the Inn.
4:17 PM - Thess follows Ralber
4:17 PM - Game Masta: The two kobolds eagerly crunch their way over the snow to the eastern wall.
4:18 PM - Zlikt searches for the previously found HINGED PLANK leading to the Inn's basement.
4:18 PM - Dubis follows Zlikt as quietly as he can.
4:19 PM - Game Masta: After a minutes digging, a small shutter is found at the base of the wall.
4:19 PM - Ralber was totally heading towards the cellar window this whole time
4:19 PM - Game Masta: Dubis noisily scampers over the fresh snow.
4:19 PM - Zlikt pries it open and peeks inside to see if anyone is there.
4:23 PM - Dubis watches Zlikt work against the door, listening out for movement.
4:23 PM - Game Masta: Thess catches up without a sound.
4:24 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt eases the shutter open and sniffs inside.
4:24 PM - Game Masta: There's a human down here, but he's out of sight behind the beer stines.
4:24 PM - Zlikt whispers to his compatriots
4:24 PM - Zlikt: "Maybe not so easy. Someone there."
4:25 PM - Game Masta: The "stines" are actually kegs
4:25 PM - Ralber: "it's easier than using the door. Let's see if he goes away"
4:25 PM - Dubis nods in achnoledgement.
4:26 PM - Game Masta: Some of the kegs really are large piles of mugs.
4:27 PM - Thess backs away from the group, his plan from last time churning in his head
4:27 PM - Thess: /he scurries off to the Northeast wall to scale the wall
4:28 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt listens to the human - he's moving things around and mumbling, but Zlikt doesn't understand.
4:28 PM - Thess any window on that wall would be his target. So long as he doesn't enter the same large room as before.
4:28 PM - Dubis attempts to listen out for any movement the human makes.
4:28 PM - Ralber peeks into the cellar and waits to see if the human leaves
4:28 PM - Zlikt: "Ralber, can you hear him?"
4:29 PM - Ralber listens
4:29 PM - Game Masta: The deep-voiced human mumbles - "jars, jars, jars, clean jars, jars of jam, jars of pickles, jars, jars of powder, jars"
4:30 PM - Ralber: "This human is rather stupid"
4:30 PM - Game Masta: Thess kicks up a cloud of snow in his haste to a position to climb.
4:33 PM - Ralber: "If we can't see him, he can't see us. We should be able to swipe some things if we're quiet and sneaky."
4:34 PM - Game Masta: Thess scrambles up the wall to a second floor window
4:34 PM - Game Masta: He carefully eases it open to look in an unlit room
4:34 PM - Dubis looks into the cellar, looking for anything shiney.
4:35 PM - Zlikt: "Take more if he leave. Maybe knock him out?"
4:35 PM - Ralber: "We'd have to do it without him making a sound to warn the other humans"
4:36 PM - Game Masta: Thess steps into a room with a loudly snoring drunk.
4:36 PM - Thess looks for valuables the drunk may have left in a chest or satchel
4:37 PM - Game Masta: The drunk doesn't have much handy, aside from a pack.
4:37 PM - Zlikt: "What we do then. Try to take something while he there? Maybe find other way inside and better things to take."
4:37 PM - Dubis: "Sounds like good plan."
4:38 PM - Game Masta: The drunk doesn't notice anything. In the bag are mostly old clothes, but Thess finds a wrapping with some silverware.
4:38 PM - Game Masta: It is yoinked without incident.
4:39 PM - Game Masta: In the corner of the room is a rather nice travel lamp that went unnoticed.
4:39 PM - Thess is enpowered by this sudden theft, and tries to look at what is outside the room by opening the door just a crack
4:40 PM - Ralber: "There is only one human in the cellar, and he seems stupid. I say this is the best option, but if you can find a better way in I will follow you."
4:40 PM - Zlikt: "Alright then. We go down."
4:40 PM - Ralber: "I'm so glad we told 'Gerald' that it was Close-Your-Eyes-And-Don't-Move-For-A-Whole-Day day. He would totally jump, screaming, into the cellar, and start throwing jars around or something."
4:41 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt drops silently into the cellar. The man doesn't notice all the whispering at the window.
4:41 PM - Zlikt squeezes through the opening and tries to stay out of sight of the drunken retard
4:42 PM - Ralber keeps a lookout from up here
4:42 PM - Dubis causiously tries to follow Zlikt into the cellar.
4:42 PM - Game Masta: Dubis follows just as easily.
4:44 PM - Game Masta: Down in the cellar, the two bolds find themselves among stacks of crates, barrels, mugs, and sacks.
4:44 PM - Dubis sets about checking the sacks.
4:45 PM - Game Masta: The sacks are full of flour and oaks, which makes a little cloud as Dubis searches
4:45 PM - Game Masta: "oats
4:45 PM - Zlikt: How heavy is the sack of oats
4:45 PM - Ralber tenses up in anticipation of horrible failure
4:45 PM - Zlikt: That seems like a lot of food
4:45 PM - Game Masta: it is an Inn
4:45 PM - Zlikt: Ralber is outside right?
4:45 PM - Game Masta: yeah
4:46 PM - Zlikt: We can hand shit up to him
4:46 PM - Game Masta: wait, this is IC
4:46 PM - Dubis pulls on the edge of the sack, testing how heavy it is.
4:48 PM - Ralber gets ready to pull items up from the cellar
4:48 PM - Game Masta: The sack is nearly as big as Dubis, just light enough for him to struggle about with.
4:48 PM - Dubis: "Which one?"
4:49 PM - Zlikt continues rummaging through the cellar, staying out of sight of the drunken retard in the corner.
4:50 PM - Game Masta: Most of the containers are full of bulk food and grains. The mugs are obviously of dwarven make. Most of them are little more than rough stone.
4:50 PM - Thess peers out the door to the room, looking into the hallway
4:50 PM - Game Masta: Some are considerably nicer
4:51 PM - Zlikt hoists as much EDIBLE FOOD as he can up to Ralber at the window.
4:52 PM - Game Masta: Thess nudges the door open. He can see two people in close conversation at a table by the fireplace, a glow through the door across the room, and one person down at the bar.
4:52 PM - Game Masta: None of them notice him.
4:52 PM - Dubis goes to look for-- Dubis spots a mug and tries to grab it without alerting the drunk.
4:54 PM - Game Masta: Dubis picks up one of the smoother, fancier mugs. Behind the pile, he spies the human with his back turned.
4:54 PM - Game Masta: Thess is in the fourth room from the top of the map.
4:55 PM - Dubis hands the mug to Ralber. He turns to Zlikt.
4:56 PM - Dubis: "Tall man facing away."
4:56 PM - Thess neaks over to the opposite wall to hide behind that corner, looking at the northern rooms for a chance to sneak inside
4:56 PM - Dubis tries to point at the human whom he can't see.
4:57 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt starts tossing little sacks of anything that smells good up to Ralber at the window.
4:57 PM - Game Masta: Ralber drops one back on the floor.
4:57 PM - Ralber looks on in horror
4:58 PM - Game Masta: The human stops mumbling, and turns to look at the clouds of flour in the air.
4:58 PM - Game Masta: Also, there is a dismantled wagon in the corner of the basement.
4:59 PM - Dubis reaches for his knife, assuming he has it!
5:00 PM - Zlikt books it and hides from him.
5:01 PM - Game Masta: Everybody hides like only kobolds can as the human walks around to the rummaged sacks
5:01 PM - Game Masta: He looks up curiously at the open window.
5:02 PM - Ralber ducks out of sight
5:02 PM - Dubis watches the human from his hiding place!
5:04 PM - Game Masta: The human shrugs, and pulls the shutter closed.
5:05 PM - Ralber says in human words, "Are you done cleaning jars yet?"
5:07 PM - Game Masta: The human says jars can never be clean enough, have to clean the jars like you wanted" as he picks up the sacks and puts them back.
5:08 PM - Game Masta: He starts to walk back to his corner of the cellar, before stopping in his tracks to look back at the shutter.
5:08 PM - Game Masta: But he shrugs again, and keeps walking.
5:09 PM - Dubis carefully puts his precious knife away again, and goes back to looking through the barrels.
5:10 PM - Ralber opens the shutter quietly
5:10 PM - Zlikt continues handing food to Ralber, being extra careful to stay out of the human's notice.
5:11 PM - Zlikt: "Too close, too close. Careful."
5:12 PM - Game Masta: The shutter creaks open along with the winter cold. The man grunts and looks up again.
5:14 PM - Ralber ducks out of sight and says in human words "If you clean all the jars you can keep one for yourself!"
5:15 PM - Game Masta: The man says "Thanks mum, but why are you outside?" as he walks back to the window.
5:15 PM - Zlikt is totally hiding shush
5:16 PM - Ralber says quickly "I'm just checking on the laundry, dear, don't worry about me. You're wasting good jar-cleaning time!"
5:16 PM - Dubis is hiding again, obviously!
5:17 PM - Game Masta: "You should come inside mum, your voice got bad."
5:17 PM - Ralber says "Maybe you are right, come upstairs and meet me in the kitchen and give your mum a hug, the jars should be clean enough by now"
5:18 PM - Game Masta: The man goes stone-faced. "Hug? ...You haven't hugged me in long time..."
5:18 PM - Game Masta: He climbs up to the window to look outside.
5:19 PM - Dubis grabs his Knife agian, in prepairation.
5:19 PM - Ralber says "I'm coming inside now!" and scampers along the wall to try to get away
5:20 PM - Game Masta: The man mutters something under his breath. Not seeing anything, he seems to assume it true and turns away.
5:21 PM - Game Masta: The man closes the shutter again, and shuffles upstairs without a word.
5:21 PM - Zlikt checks the rest of the cellar for any edible food or valuable-looking items
5:21 PM - Ralber runs back, opens the shutter again
5:21 PM - Ralber: "hurry, hurry..."
5:22 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt sniffes out an urn full of salted beef and shoves it up to Ralber
5:22 PM - Dubis goes to grab another mug at Random.
5:22 PM - Ralber: "We don't have much time, throw whatever you can out here and get out of there"
5:22 PM - Game Masta: Ralber grabs an armload of mugs and silently chucks them out into the snow
5:23 PM - Game Masta: that is, Dubis does this
5:23 PM - Dubis is satisfied, and goes to help Zlikt out of the window.
5:24 PM - Zlikt grabs an adamntium loaf of bread and scurries back outside
5:25 PM - Ralber quickly looks around the celler for anything particularly steal-worthy
5:25 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt grabs a bagful of suspiciously blue bread and scrambles up the window.
5:25 PM - Game Masta: Dubis follows after.
5:25 PM - Zlikt tosses the bread back down and helps get the looted stuff out of sight of the Inn.
5:26 PM - Ralber is satisfied and closes the shutters. Ralber then helps hide the stuff, with Zlikt.'
5:26 PM - Dubis also helps hide the stuff, eyeing the washing line.
5:28 PM - Zlikt yoinks ALL THE LAUNDRY while they're at it
5:28 PM - Ralber: "Grab some human-clothes"
5:28 PM - Ralber: "It's an easy steal"
5:28 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt and Ralber scamper over to the laundry line, cackling with glee.
5:29 PM - Game Masta: Thess slips through the shadows, up the small hallway
5:30 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt and Ralber start yanking down frozen, threadbare cloth.
5:31 PM - Game Masta: The sheets look like they've been outside a while.
5:32 PM - Game Masta: All four kobolds hear angry voices start up from the back room of the Inn.
5:32 PM - Ralber: "Grab and run!"
5:33 PM - Game Masta: Thess slips over to the north-most room to listen at the door.
5:33 PM - Zlikt: "Get to treeline! Wait for Thess!"
5:33 PM - Ralber grabs, runs to treeline, hides, waits
5:33 PM - Dubis grabs whatever he can and hauls it to the trees.
5:33 PM - Game Masta: There's light under the door, and a voice from inside.
5:33 PM - Ralber listens, translates if possible
5:34 PM - Thess decides it's best to check the room next door for somebody sleeping
5:35 PM - Ralber is curious, sneaks up to get a better listen
5:35 PM - Game Masta: Thess listens to everything from the shadows - some people walk around downstairs, and he catches the word "rats". The man in the north room is unintelligible
5:35 PM - Ralber does not sneak closer if he can hear things where he is, just so you know
5:36 PM - Game Masta: Dubis and Ralber run to the treeline without a sound and dump their goods. Ralber runs back.
5:37 PM - Game Masta: By the time Ralber gets back to the Inn's wall, the voices are gone. But they start up again from the side of the Inn.
5:37 PM - Thess checks the other three rooms for somebody sleeping
5:38 PM - Game Masta: Thess creeps up the second room, and hears another voice inside talking.
5:38 PM - Ralber listens/translates the new voices
5:39 PM - Dubis sorts through the laundry, in the bushes.
5:39 PM - Zlikt: "Bah. Must go back for them."
5:39 PM - Zlikt: "Be best if humans not know kobolds are here."
5:39 PM - Dubis: "Give them chance to come back."
5:39 PM - Game Masta: The voices come from the open cellar window. Ralber hears an angry woman shouting in anger - the words "vermin" and "crazy" come up a few times.
5:40 PM - Ralber has satisfied his curiousity, sneaks back to the treeline on all fours
5:41 PM - Game Masta: Thess creeps to the third door, and hears slight snoring within.
5:41 PM - Game Masta: Ralber hustles silently back to the trees, where Zlikt and Dubis pick through very cold sheets and pants.
5:42 PM - Thess creeps into the third room and looks around for stuff to steal
5:42 PM - Game Masta: Thess creeks the door open, but nobody stirs.
5:43 PM - Zlikt creeps over to the forge building and sees if it's been restocked.
5:43 PM - Game Masta: Two people sleep on small beds.
5:43 PM - Game Masta: A crate sits between them
5:44 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt hustles over to the forge, and ducks inside the open door right as the backdoor of the Inn opens.
5:44 PM - Thess looks over the crate for a way to access its contents
5:44 PM - Ralber observes these developments
5:44 PM - Zlikt remains hidden, peeks out from inside the shack.
5:44 PM - Dubis looks out of the treeline, to watch the happenings outside the inn.
5:45 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt sees the fat woman he recognizes from last time waddle out and around the back of the Inn.
5:45 PM - Game Masta: Thess inspects every side of the crate, but it appears to be nailed shut.
5:46 PM - Zlikt goes back to searching the forge once more, with the woman out of sight.
5:46 PM - Thess checks the sleeping men for things to pickpocket
5:47 PM - Dubis grips his knife nervously.
5:47 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt rummages around the forge, finding bits of metal he can't recognize as anything.
5:47 PM - Game Masta: He also finds some bellows
5:48 PM - Zlikt takes everything he can back to the treeline.
5:48 PM - Game Masta: Of the two men in Thess's room, one sleeps clothed with no pack, but the other left his finery laying on the floor, along with a satchel.
5:48 PM - Thess rummages through the satchel
5:49 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt steps out of the shack, but jumps back as the fat woman stomps back around to the door.
5:50 PM - Game Masta: Inside the satchel, Thess finds a collapsing telescope and a set of quill pens.
5:51 PM - Thess grabs the telescope and sneaks back out of the room
5:51 PM - Thess heads back to the fourth room to nab the lantern before climbing out the window
5:51 PM - Game Masta: Seeing the coast clear, Zlikt hustles out of the forge with the bellows under his arm
5:52 PM - Game Masta: With telescope, silverware, and a lantern to carry, Thess makes a small racket clambering out the window.
5:53 PM - Game Masta: He luckily manages to not drop anything, except himself. All is well.
5:55 PM - Thess scampers back to the boldcave
5:57 PM - Zlikt: "We get many, many things. You see Thess yet?"
5:57 PM - Game Masta: Thess clambers his way back to the tress to drop off his loot.
5:57 PM - Game Masta: *trees
5:58 PM - Thess gives a kobold high-five to his companions, for he sees they have also procured loot
5:58 PM - Dubis gives Thess the best high five by far. Or should that be rolled for?
5:59 PM - Game Masta: It is indeed an awesome boldfive.
5:59 PM - Zlikt: "Thess! What you get from humans?"
6:00 PM - Zlikt: "Very good raid this time"
6:00 PM - Thess shows the telescope with a reserved sense of awe
6:00 PM - Zlikt 's eye sparkles
6:00 PM - Game Masta: Current loot pile - two frozen sheets, two frozen pants, one bellows, four small sacks of oats, two small sacks of flower, one urn of salted pork, one blue loaf of bread, one telescope, one lantern, one set of silverware.
6:01 PM - Dubis claims a pair of frozen pants.
6:01 PM - Game Masta: Oh and about a half-dozen dwarven mugs.
6:02 PM - Zlikt: "Very good raid, yes. Back to camp now. Must not stay here too long."
6:02 PM - Ralber checks the mugs for dwarven engravings of legend
6:02 PM - Game Masta: Some of the mugs are plain, a couple have geometric designs and patterns.
6:03 PM - Game Masta: One menaces with spikes of what looks to be catfish bone.
6:03 PM - Ralber: "clearly whoever made these mugs are masterful artists and crafters"
6:03 PM - Dubis grabs as much as he can, ready to haul it back to camp.
6:03 PM - Ralber also does this
6:03 PM - Zlikt: "I am truly in awe of these mugs."
6:04 PM - Game Masta: Thess's sharp hearing detects more talking at the Inn.
6:04 PM - Game Masta: Lights come on in the upstairs windows.
6:04 PM - Zlikt: "...We leave now."
6:04 PM - Ralber: "Aye..."
6:05 PM - Game Masta: Everybold scarpers like crazy back to the caves with their rambling armloads of loot in tow.
6:05 PM - Ralber: "We are still bestbolds"
Of course, smartbolds are smartbolds and they stay alive. Not that outwitting retards and sleeping people is hard. Stats and commentary later maybe, record now.
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