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Saturday, November 06, 2010
2:38 PM - Aqizzar: IC IS GO
2:38 PM - Zlikt: But you're not The GM
2:38 PM - Zlikt: I'm so confused
2:39 PM - Game Masta: IN CHARACTER
2:39 PM - Game Masta: Story: You are kobolds, from the Stlidibithronkus Clan of the Stony Valley
2:40 PM - Game Masta: Or so you believe, since your clan hasn't been here long.
2:40 PM - Game Masta: Pursuant to the ancient kobold way of life, good targets of thievery have been found, and you have banded together to hit a particularly attractive target - the Stony Valley Inn.
2:41 PM - Game Masta: The time has come to make a plan of action.
2:42 PM - Game Masta: The Inn lies along the only major road in the valley, on the south side of the path
2:43 PM - Game Masta: To the north and west stretch long tracks of farmland, while the Inn backs up to light woods to the south and west.
2:43 PM - Game Masta: (East)
2:44 PM - Game Masta: It is currently - WINTER
2:45 PM - Game Masta: It is LIGHTLY SNOWING
2:47 PM - Zlikt: "Strike at night, when they asleep! Maybe find store room or something, take what can. Not alert them, not get spotted."
2:48 PM - Ralber: "That sounds like a good plan to me. What shall we bring along?"
2:49 PM - Game Masta: INFO DUMP
2:49 PM - Thess: "We breng what we got. What can we do?"
2:50 PM - Ralber: "We should observe the place for a while before we infiltrate it"
2:50 PM - Thess: "We go in late. They'll be drunks and sleeps."
2:51 PM - Zlikt: "Yes yes, also try to see ways into the place."
2:51 PM - Game Masta: You decide to spent a few hours after dusk watching the Inn.
2:51 PM - Zlikt: "Less trouble to get in and less noise we make, more likely we succeed."
2:52 PM - Ralber: "That is sound thinking"
2:52 PM - Game Masta: Zlict and Thess loaf about distracted - only Ralber notices a young human man leave with two dogs and a bow.
2:52 PM - Game Masta: Other people bustle around the doors occassionally - if you could count, you'd guess as many as two dozen people inside.
2:53 PM - Game Masta: The human with the bow and two dogs heads off into the woods, but amazingly don't come near you.
2:53 PM - Ralber: "Hey, you guys, a human just left. Should we try to ambush him? There's also around two dozen in the inn proper"
2:54 PM - Zlikt: "Ahhh, how dangerous he look?"
2:54 PM - Ralber: "He had a couple of dogs with him and a bow, probably a hunter. Could be dangerous"
2:54 PM - Thess: "Will be dangerous. No like battle. We sneaks."
2:55 PM - Zlikt: "Probably skilled too, if he go at night. Too much hassle! Dogs sniff us out and we can't hide. Keep with plan. Take from inn."
2:55 PM - Ralber: "He just headed into the woods at any rate so that's one less dangerous human to worry about"
2:56 PM - Ralber: "We should look for a door to the cellar, I think. We could snatch some fine human wines"
2:57 PM - Thess looks over to the stables
2:57 PM - Thess: "Perhaps hourse-house. Guardless."
2:57 PM - Zlikt: "Maybe, maybe. see if forge is unguarded and unlocked. Maybe window to crawl in."
2:58 PM - Ralber: "Ah, yes, the outbuildings. Easy targets, at least for now. I concur."
2:58 PM - Game Masta: The Inn is about fifty yards from the woods. You can see easily torchlight in the north tower, since it's nighttime, but you don't see a person.
2:59 PM - Game Masta: The small ground floor windows are also lit, with moving shapes inside, but you haven't seen anyone else outside in a while.
2:59 PM - Zlikt: "Be good target too. Tools, weapons. Many fine things for the clan."
3:00 PM - Ralber: "I was never good at being sneaky, one of you should go scout one of the outbuildings"
3:01 PM - Zlikt: "I go check. You watch."
3:01 PM - Game Masta: Zlitk quickly paws his way across the yard to the small shed on the south side.
3:03 PM - Ralber: *watches the area around Zlikt carefully*
3:03 PM - Game Masta: Thess dashes after him, softly crunching snow.
3:04 PM - Zlikt quietly searches the small building for unlocked windows or doors, or ones that look like they could be easily unlocked.
3:04 PM - Thess peeks into a stable window
Jackrabbit entered chat.
3:05 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt creeps back and forth past the shoddy door on the forge-shack.
3:06 PM - Game Masta: The shack door practically swings open on it's own, sagging on its hinges.
3:08 PM - Thess creeps over to also investigate
3:08 PM - Zlikt peeks inside, knife in hand.
3:08 PM - Game Masta: The forge is largely bare, except for the two furnances, but there's too little light to see much from the outside.
3:10 PM - Zlikt spots Thess crawling over to him.
3:10 PM - Zlikt: "It look empty. Abandonded."
3:11 PM - Zlikt: "I take closer look. Keep watch."
Jackrabbit disconnected.
3:11 PM - Zlikt creeps inside.
3:12 PM - Game Masta: Inside, Zlikt finds a smithing hammer, stinking of horse dung.
3:12 PM - Game Masta: You hear a dog barking inside the stables
3:13 PM - Zlikt snaps to attention
3:13 PM - Zlikt: "Quick! Back to Ralber!"
3:13 PM - Zlikt scurries outside to regroup
3:14 PM - Game Masta: The barking does not sound like an alarm to Thess.
Jackrabbit has been invited to chat.
Gerald entered chat.
3:20 PM - Thess instinctively finds a corner to hide in
3:23 PM - Game Masta: "Gerald" stumbles his way through the woods, to hide where Ralber is waiting.
3:23 PM - Ralber: "Well hello there Gerald, what kept you?"
3:24 PM - Game Masta: Listening close from inside the forge, Thess can hear a small human voice along with the occasionally barking dog inside the stables.
3:24 PM - Gerald: "I got, uh, lost..."
3:24 PM - Game Masta: Both sound relaxed and not angry.
3:25 PM - Gerald: "So, what going on?"
3:26 PM - Game Masta: Ralber brings Gerald up to speed, whatever.
3:27 PM - Thess tried to peer through a window into the stables
3:28 PM - Game Masta: There are no windows on the stable, but Thess finds a crack in the wood to peer through
3:28 PM - Game Masta: Inside, he mostly sees a horse's ass, but also a small human girl playing with a dog.
3:28 PM - Zlikt resumes searching the incredibly dark forge to find something actually useful.
3:29 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt finds a bag of nails, and some bent horseshoes
3:31 PM - Thess scurries back to the forge to report what he saw
3:31 PM - Ralber: "Gerald, just, watch our back for that hunter, he could be trouble."
3:31 PM - Zlikt: "Not much good here, few metal trinkets."
3:32 PM - Game Masta: Gerald's keen ears hear what sounds like muffled talking and thumping from nearby in the woods.
3:33 PM - Gerald: "I hear talking nearby. We hide?"
3:33 PM - Gerald: "Like, now."
3:33 PM - Ralber: "Agreed."
3:34 PM - Gerald: "Do you think they'll come into the forge?"
3:34 PM - Ralber looks for a nearby hiding spot
3:34 PM - Thess looks at the wall of the inn, up to the cheap rooms
3:34 PM - Zlikt: "Let's go back to Ralber. Regroup. Maybe saw something we didn't notice earlier."
3:34 PM - Gerald trys to hide.
3:34 PM - Thess: "They useless. I can climb. Maybe loot up there."
3:35 PM - Game Masta: Gerald does an incredibly shitty job of hiding.
3:35 PM - Zlikt: "Bah, fine, you see way in?"
3:35 PM - Game Masta: It's unbelievable really.
3:35 PM - Gerald: "Guys, can you see me?"
3:35 PM - Ralber: "...dammit, Gerald..."
3:35 PM - Game Masta: Gerald holds a leafy branch in front of his face.
3:35 PM - Gerald: "I've gone invisible, check this shi - oh my eyes are closed nevermind."
3:36 PM - Gerald: "Anything inside the forge? Like, maybe a trapdoor or something?"
3:37 PM - Ralber: "I don't know, Gerald, Thess and Zlikt are checking that out now"
3:37 PM - Zlikt: "I try find cellar maye. Some way inside."
3:37 PM - Game Masta: Ralber's attempts to hide try mightily to put Gerald's to shame in patheticness.
3:38 PM - Gerald: "Let's get over to the forge, Ralber."
3:38 PM - Ralber: "Can't argue at this point."
3:39 PM - Thess tries to scale the wall to a Cheap Room window using his iron spike
3:39 PM - Gerald heads for the forge, abandoning his hiding place.
3:39 PM - Thess: "You find door. I'll peek."
3:39 PM - Ralber skulks in after Gerald, trying to be sneaky
3:40 PM - Zlikt SKULKS AROUND looking for a cellar like he just said he would do
3:40 PM - Game Masta: Gerald and Ralber do a moderately better job of running quietly, as they approach the forge, the barking dog takes on a more urgent tone.
3:40 PM - Gerald: "Inside, inside!"
3:40 PM - Game Masta: Zilkt finds no other entrances around the forge.
3:40 PM - Gerald heads inside.
3:40 PM - Ralber follows
3:41 PM - Game Masta: Only the door into the back of the Inn is visible.
3:41 PM - Game Masta: Everyone tries to hind in the forge, and closes the door behind them.
3:41 PM - Game Masta: Except Thess, who's climbing
3:41 PM - Gerald: "We are the bestest hiders."
3:41 PM - Ralber: "Absolutely"
3:42 PM - Zlikt looks for a cellar on the south side of the INN if that wasn't made clear the first time
3:42 PM - Game Masta: Using his iron spike and clawed fingers, Thess manages to scramble up the side of the stables without a sound.
3:42 PM - Gerald also searches for another door in the forge.
3:43 PM - Gerald straightens up and stops.
3:43 PM - Ralber: "I don't think there's another door here Gerald."
3:43 PM - Gerald listens for the pursuers.
3:43 PM - Game Masta: Gerald hears another human voice shouting inside the stable.
3:43 PM - Game Masta: Okay, everyone hears it.
3:44 PM - Ralber looks for another hiding place
3:44 PM - Zlikt scurries back inside the forge, keeping as low and quiet as possible.
3:44 PM - Game Masta: The two human voices exchange words for a minute, before both stop - a door is heard loudly closing.
3:44 PM - Thess peers into the cheap rooms loft
3:44 PM - Gerald peers out any available gap in the door to the outside.
3:45 PM - Game Masta: Thess peers through a small openning, and sees two humans laying on cots.
3:45 PM - Zlikt decides to hide behind the forge instead!
3:45 PM - Game Masta: A moment later, a third walks in, and they exchange a few words before all laying back down.
3:47 PM - Ralber: /listens and watches carefully from hiding place for sounds of approaching humans
3:47 PM - Zlikt creeps out of his hiding place and shuffles up and down the south-southwest wall of the large Inn building, looking for other ways inside.
3:48 PM - Thess creeps through the window into the cheap room loft, trying to not make a sound
3:48 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt finds a loose board in the wall toward the south end of the stable.
3:48 PM - Gerald stops looking out the door and starts to search the inn for anything remotely valuable, hoping to find something the others missed.
3:49 PM - Zlikt tries to dislodge the board and peek inside.
3:49 PM - Gerald is totally searching the forge and not the inn.
3:49 PM - Game Masta: Gearld finds absolutely bupkis
3:50 PM - Gerald: "Damn it."
3:50 PM - Game Masta: the board squeeks as Zlikt wrenches it off.
3:51 PM - Game Masta: Thess manages to creep silently through the open window into the loft.
3:51 PM - Ralber: "Gerald, watch my back, I'm going to go check out that door"
3:51 PM - Gerald: "Watchin'.
3:51 PM - Ralber sneaks to the Staff House Door and listens carefully
3:51 PM - Thess searches for things to loot and pilfer
3:52 PM - Gerald watches Ralber from the forge.
3:53 PM - Gerald: "Eyyyyyyy."
3:57 PM - Game Masta: Ralber hears quiet talking inside - he doesn't understand much, but it sounds like a woman arguing with a child, and a snoring man.
3:58 PM - Ralber concentrates to translate the speech
3:58 PM - Game Masta: Ralber flexes his big kobold brain, and realizes the woman and child are talking abou the dog, and waking up the men on the upper floor.
3:59 PM - Game Masta: The conversation drifts to a brother, who left with other dogs.
4:00 PM - Game Masta: The conversation stops in a huff. You can hear other voices, but they're too muffled to understand.
4:00 PM - Ralber sneaks back to the forge
4:02 PM - Zlikt peeks through the opening in the stables, discarding the board he just pried loose."
4:03 PM - Game Masta: Inside the stables, the hole openned to a pile of saddles. It's hard to see anything else from the outside.
4:05 PM - Thess skuls to the nearest man and looks at whatever objects he has around his bed
4:05 PM - Zlikt returns to the forge with Ralber and 'Gerald'
4:05 PM - Game Masta: Thess strains his senses in the dark loft - the men are drunk, but not wholly asleep.
4:05 PM - Zlikt: "We need find way inside. Find way to cellar. Best trinkets probably there."
4:05 PM - Game Masta: The nearest one has a sack next to his cot.
4:06 PM - Game Masta: Sleeping above a horse stable anyway, none of the men seem to notice the rank kobold smell.
4:07 PM - Thess looks through the sack for goodies
4:07 PM - Ralber: "We could try this back door over here, but there are some voices within. I haven't noticed any cellar doors, per se. It must be accessed from within."
4:08 PM - Game Masta: Thess finds a jumble of scolls in the bag, along with a few rocks and small stone figurines.
4:09 PM - Zlikt: "That why I say find way inside. You slow or something?"
4:09 PM - Zlikt: "Come, come, let's go!"
4:09 PM - Thess stuffs the most valuable-looking scroll and figurine into his bag and looks at what the other two men have
4:10 PM - Ralber: "Alright, fine."
4:10 PM - Ralber sneaks back over to the back door and listens again
4:11 PM - Game Masta: Thess silently pads over to the second man.
4:11 PM - Zlikt: "Maybe should check other sides of building. Maybe find way in from there."
4:12 PM - Game Masta: He has no sacks, but you do spy a small pounch in his clothes
4:12 PM - Game Masta: It's lumpy.
4:12 PM - Zlikt: "If not then go through horse holder place."
4:12 PM - Ralber: "Go check it out then, I'm just going to listen here to know if the humans are still in here."
4:13 PM - Zlikt: "Fine, fine. I go around."
4:13 PM - Zlikt sneaks around the right side of the Inn to the east wall, to see if there are any other ways inside."
4:14 PM - Thess tries to grab a fistful of whatever is inside the mans sack
4:14 PM - Game Masta: Ralber hears the same muffled voices inside. Sometimes he hears talk from slightly closer, about drinks. The child's voice can be heard echoing from somewhere, but it's indistinguishable.
4:15 PM - Game Masta: Thess rifle's through the man's clothes and grabs the small pouch. It jingles with coins, causing the man to stir.
4:15 PM - Thess ducks under the bed
4:15 PM - Gerald sneaks outside again and sticks his head through the hole to the stables.
4:15 PM - Ralber checks the door for cracks or a keyhole that he can look through
4:16 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt peeks around the corner of the stable - the main door is shut.
4:16 PM - Game Masta: Thess tries to hide himself inside a bedroll, nervously squeeking as he does so, making a small ruckus.
4:17 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt automagically warps to the EAST side of the Inn, and sees nothing on that side except more wall.
4:18 PM - Game Masta: There are some small dim windows buried in the snow.
4:18 PM - Zlikt digs through the snow a bit to peer through one of the windows.
4:18 PM - Gerald peers through the hole in the side of the stable.
4:19 PM - Game Masta: The "windows" are more like hinged planks, but Zlikt easily digs one open and sliently looks inside.
4:19 PM - Game Masta: He sees large kegs and stacks of barrels and boxes, and hears two humans talking.
4:19 PM - Zlikt stealthily shuffles back to where Ralber was.
4:20 PM - Thess listens and waits for the poor loft to quiet down
4:20 PM - Zlikt: "Ralber!"
4:20 PM - Ralber: "Shh, yes? What is it?"
4:21 PM - Zlikt: "Find opening on other side. Humans inside, talking. Come tell what they say."
4:21 PM - Ralber: "Alright, lead on"
4:21 PM - Game Masta: The drunks in the loft stir and look around. One of them mutters "rats" and the others grunt in agreement
4:21 PM - Zlikt leads Ralber back to the 'hinged plank' he was just at.
4:22 PM - Zlikt: "In there. Shh, quiet."
4:22 PM - Ralber follows Zlikt and prepares for translation
4:22 PM - Game Masta: In the cellar, you hear the little girl again, and a deep voiced man talking.
4:22 PM - Game Masta: The little girl is talking about animals, but the man is hard to understand, speaking slowly and haltingly.
4:23 PM - Game Masta: Gerald worms his way through the hole in the stable wall, carefully pushing a saddle out of the way.
4:23 PM - Thess shivers in fear
4:23 PM - Ralber relays the translation to Zlikt and keeps listening
4:24 PM - Gerald takes a good look at the situation.
4:24 PM - Game Masta: Gerald is in a jumble of ropes and harnesses. He can't see much outside the enclosed corner of the stable, but he can hear horses in the other stalls.
4:26 PM - Thess peeks his head out to look around the room and see what is going on
4:26 PM - Gerald tries to work his way through the sea of hornses bullshit to get a good look at the room.
4:27 PM - Zlikt whispers quietly
4:27 PM - Zlikt: "Maybe wait til they leave, then sneak in through here. Take what can, get others and leave happy."
4:28 PM - Game Masta: Thess peers out from under his bedroll - the drunks are trying to sleep, but they don't seem to be succeeding.
4:28 PM - Game Masta: Gerald looks around the corner of the stable corner, and sees a dog sniffing around in one of the empty stalls
4:29 PM - Ralber: "Sounds great. Say, where's Thess at?"
4:29 PM - Gerald: "Oh shit."
4:29 PM - Gerald hides in the harnesses.
4:31 PM - Thess looks around the room again for escape routes, and sees if the door to the hall is open
4:31 PM - Gerald mumbles "I assume I am hidden and am awaiting divine confirmation.
4:31 PM - Game Masta: Gerald stumbles over a saddle. He hears the dog quietly grunt.
4:32 PM - Gerald quickly crawls backwards through the saddles out the hole.
4:32 PM - Game Masta: Ralber hears a branch snap off to the east.
4:33 PM - Game Masta: Gerald manages to wriggle back out the hole, just in time to hear sniffing behind him.
4:33 PM - Gerald whimpers.
4:33 PM - Gerald turns around.
4:33 PM - Ralber: "Oh damn, did you hear that Zlikt? We should go. Now."
4:33 PM - Zlikt: "What? What happen?"
4:34 PM - Game Masta: The dog in the barn starts barking in earnest, more barks follow from the treeline.
4:34 PM - Ralber: "Branch broke. Someone's out there."
4:34 PM - Zlikt begins back towards the south side of the building."
4:34 PM - Ralber follows
4:34 PM - Thess builds his nerve and dashes to the window to leap out
4:35 PM - Gerald gets the fuck outta doge, racing south west and then north east, to hide around the corner of the building.
4:35 PM - Game Masta: Thess bolts from his cover, and takes a flying leap out the main window, landing in a tangled heap on the ground.
4:36 PM - Game Masta: Thess is practically knocked out by the awkward landing.
4:37 PM - Zlikt: "Dogs barking. Quick, come, we need find others."
4:37 PM - Zlikt grabs Ralber's arm and heads towards the forge.
4:38 PM - Ralber races to keep up
4:38 PM - Gerald: "Fuck you guys, I'm off!"
4:38 PM - Game Masta: The dog pops out the hole in hte stable wall, confused for a split second by all the targets
4:38 PM - Gerald RUUUUUNSSSS
4:39 PM - Thess tries to communicate with the dog
4:40 PM - Zlikt: "No time! Everyone alert! Run now!"
4:40 PM - Zlikt: "Bah, where Thess?!"
4:40 PM - Ralber: "What about Thess!?"
4:42 PM - Game Masta: Gerald bolts, and the dog goes after the closer target - Zlikt and Ralber.
4:44 PM - Ralber readies his staff and commands the dog to stop in Human
4:44 PM - Thess commands the dog to stop in the dogs language
4:48 PM - Game Masta: (Thess is not around.)
4:49 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt and Ralber dive apart and draw weapons, as the dog dives at Zlikt, the larger target.
4:51 PM - Game Masta: (For the record, the dog is not a shark.)
4:51 PM - Game Masta: The dog tumbles past Zlikt snapping furiously, but jumps too far over.
4:53 PM - Zlikt twirls around and stabs at the dog with his knife!
4:54 PM - Game Masta: Zlikt stabs like crazy at the dog, scoring all around the wild animal without landing a blow
4:55 PM - Ralber steps over and swings at the dog, punctuating each swing with "HEEL"
4:56 PM - Game Masta: Ralber whiffs each swing completely, but does manage to confuse the dog by speaking human words.
4:59 PM - Game Masta: Now really angry, the dog starts snapping at the kobold swinging a big stick.
5:01 PM - Game Masta: The dog lunges straight at Ralbers face, but he manages to catch the dog's mouth on his stick.
5:03 PM - Zlikt attempts once more to lunge his knife into the canine's backside with added precision.
5:05 PM - Game Masta: With mad determination, Zlikt lands on the dog's back, plunging the rusty knife deep into its ribs
5:06 PM - Game Masta: The dog yelps and whines, and trys to scrabble out of the fray.
5:09 PM - Ralber tries to give the dog a good welt on the backside to go home with
5:09 PM - Gerald continues to run, but in, like, slow motion.
5:10 PM - Game Masta: Ralber's swing hits the dog's tail as it bolts off to the east
5:10 PM - Game Masta: Gerald darts around the corner in front of the stable, only to stuble over a pile of sheets on the ground.
5:10 PM - Ralber: "Let's get Thess and GO. NOW"
5:11 PM - Zlikt: "Quick, quick! Must find others! Must hide!"
5:11 PM - Gerald checks the sheets over, then grabs them and starts dragging them to the forest.
5:11 PM - Zlikt darts around to the front of the stables
5:11 PM - Ralber runs around with Zlikt
5:12 PM - Game Masta: Everyone crashes into each other at the western corner.
5:12 PM - Gerald: "Fuck you guys so much. Let's get out of here."
5:12 PM - Gerald: "I found some blankets, so the night wasn't a total bust."
5:12 PM - Gerald: "Heavy though."
5:12 PM - Game Masta: The blankets start growling
5:13 PM - Gerald: "Tits."
5:13 PM - Ralber: "GERALD WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN"
5:13 PM - Gerald kicks the blankets roughly.
5:13 PM - Zlikt: "We have no chance to survive make our time"
5:14 PM - Gerald kicks them harder.
5:14 PM - Ralber whacks the blankets with the stick as hard as he can
5:14 PM - Thess tries to WAKE UP
5:14 PM - Zlikt: "Picks up the blankets and unrolls them"
5:14 PM - Gerald: "What?"
5:14 PM - Game Masta: Thess staggers out of the bedroll.
5:14 PM - Zlikt totally meant to /me that
5:15 PM - Gerald: "Ooooh."
5:15 PM - Gerald kicks Thess one more time for good measure.
5:15 PM - Ralber: "LETS GO NOW"
5:15 PM - Thess: "Wha? What?"
5:15 PM - Gerald: "Let's GO."
5:16 PM - Zlikt: "Hunter cmes back! Dogs! We leave now!"
5:16 PM - Thess checks his pouch for his loot and follows
5:16 PM - Gerald flees in the direction of the forest.
5:16 PM - Ralber flees after 'Gerald'
5:16 PM - Game Masta: A large fat woman staggers out the back door of the Inn with a shovel in hand.
5:17 PM - Zlikt went with them yes he did
5:17 PM - Game Masta: She shouts about vermin and stops out into the snow, swing the shovel at the air as the kobolds run like mad back to the woods.
5:18 PM - Game Masta: As you reach the treeline, an arrow sails over your heads.
5:18 PM - Gerald RUNS FASTER.
5:19 PM - Ralber ALSO DOES THIS
5:19 PM - Zlikt SPRINTS!
5:19 PM - Thess dashes behind a tree
5:19 PM - Game Masta: You all leave the shouts and barks far behind, until nothing else can be heard.
5:19 PM - Gerald pants.
5:19 PM - Gerald: "Okay, we got away. Let's go sit around in our dank cave and do whatever it is Kobolds do."
5:20 PM - Game Masta: CURRENT LOOT STASH
5:21 PM - Game Masta: Several scrolls, one stone figurine, a full coinpurse, several sheets, a filthy hammer, a bag of horseshoe nails, a couple horseshoes
5:21 PM - Gerald: "We are Bestbolds."
5:21 PM - Game Masta: Kobolds: 1, Humands: 0
5:22 PM - Ralber: "Should'nt we worry about the humans tracking us here through the snow?"
5:22 PM - Zlikt: "Dangerous, dangerous. Almost die that time. We get lots of trinkets though. Go back to camp, show them success."
5:22 PM - Thess: "I am the best Kobold. The best one."
5:22 PM - Thess: "I am the success."
5:23 PM - Gerald: "Cover our tracks with a branch or something.
5:23 PM - Gerald: "Sweep them away as we move."
5:24 PM - Thess: "Humans no care. If do they would kill before. Now we safe."
5:24 PM - Gerald: "Or we could crawl! Then we wouldn't leave footprints!"
5:24 PM - Ralber: "The humans only haven't killed us because they haven't found us"
5:24 PM - Ralber: "We should take the long way and cover our tracks just to be safe"
5:24 PM - Zlikt: "Even if hunter good he not beat whole camp. If others come, though.."
5:25 PM - Gerald: "Anyway, we need to get back, it's almost time for grammar lessons."
5:25 PM - Gerald: "Who's up for some verb conjugations?"
A job well done men. All kobolds live, loot was gained, the humans are largely ignorant of the presence of kobolds. This could be a great ongoing campaign.
In case it is a recurring thing, and the kobolds return for a second game, participating players just got five (5) points to spend around. Go team!