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Josephus

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Re: Ninja Vs...Utahraptor!
« Reply #60 on: September 27, 2010, 05:43:02 pm »

Criptfiend mathematically proved Raptor Superiority, however.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Utahraptor!
« Reply #61 on: September 27, 2010, 05:48:43 pm »

By cannon it is in fact a velociraptor.

That explains why he can beat it, it must have a defect that causes it to get that big, thus causing it to be clumsy and weak because it is not made to be that big.

Hey, ninjaed (sorta), but but I did not search for it for like two mins to give up so here is it.

Criptfiend mathematically proved Raptor Superiority, however.

I think we can conclude that MOST of the time a Raptor will win but if the ninja gets really LUCKY or is a MAIN character he has a chance.

Edit: Or if he was past mongo.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2010, 05:50:52 pm by Criptfeind »
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Re: Ninja Vs...Utahraptor!
« Reply #62 on: September 28, 2010, 01:32:11 pm »

I doubt any ninja could defeat The Canadian Winter. No weak points, mosly white (the opposite of ninja black. No stealth bonus there!), it doesn't have a weak point, and almost every kind of weaponry just passes right through it. (At the same time, though, simply waiting until summer will work is most parts of Canada, but that takes a long time...)
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Re: Ninja Vs...Utahraptor!
« Reply #63 on: September 28, 2010, 01:42:53 pm »

I'm going to leave this as a draw and move on.
next opponent? (seasons don't count)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ninja Vs...
« Reply #64 on: September 28, 2010, 01:45:21 pm »

Ninja... VS ILLIDAN!
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Re: Ninja Vs...ILLIDAN!
« Reply #65 on: September 28, 2010, 07:53:57 pm »

Ninja won't bother grinding. Next.
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Re: Ninja Vs...ILLIDAN!
« Reply #66 on: September 28, 2010, 07:55:36 pm »

Batman is a Ninja.

Batman is always prepared.

The Ninja is prepared.

Ninja wins.
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Re: Ninja Vs...ILLIDAN!
« Reply #67 on: September 28, 2010, 08:53:27 pm »

Okay, since we're playing it that way, Illidan is regularly killed by mere rogues (and their similarly-capable cohorts of course), who could never measure up to a ninja.
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Re: Ninja Vs...ILLIDAN!
« Reply #68 on: September 28, 2010, 08:59:51 pm »

Really all comes down to how you interpret "ninja". If it's the noobish guy who steals loot and yells "707, H4XX0RS!" before hearthing away... He's doomed.
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Re: Ninja Vs...ILLIDAN!
« Reply #69 on: September 28, 2010, 09:09:23 pm »

Although, the ninja would be exceptionally well geared, and be motivated to try and win the fight to ninja more gear.

And remember, there was that patch that made all the raids into stupid-easy walkthroughs.
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Re: Ninja Vs...ILLIDAN!
« Reply #70 on: September 28, 2010, 09:21:15 pm »

Ninja the Third wipes the floor with the Illidan!
Next!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ninja Vs...
« Reply #71 on: September 28, 2010, 09:22:43 pm »

Anti-Ninja
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Re: Ninja Vs...
« Reply #72 on: September 28, 2010, 09:36:54 pm »

Obvious fight is obvious.
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Re: Ninja Vs...
« Reply #73 on: September 28, 2010, 09:51:10 pm »

What are Anti-Ninja's powers? Infra-red vision and a gun?
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Re: Ninja Vs...
« Reply #74 on: September 28, 2010, 09:57:27 pm »

being able to counter a ninja.
the ninja also counters him, making a stalemate.

Or, if you go by Ninja Town (from the DS), they're stronger than average ninjas, slower, and wear bright orange.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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