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dwarfguy2

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Re: Ninja Vs...
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2010, 06:15:35 pm »

the entire secret canadian eggplant military!
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Re: Ninja Vs...Secret Canadian Eggplant Military?!
« Reply #31 on: September 25, 2010, 07:10:48 pm »

Go.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ninja Vs...Secret Canadian Eggplant Military?!
« Reply #32 on: September 25, 2010, 07:12:00 pm »

THE EGGPLANTS BECOME MORE POWERFUL THE MORE YOU STAB THEM.

EGGPLANTS
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Re: Ninja Vs...Secret Canadian Eggplant Military?!
« Reply #33 on: September 25, 2010, 07:18:23 pm »

But the more you stab the less there are

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ninja Vs...Secret Canadian Eggplant Military?!
« Reply #34 on: September 25, 2010, 07:20:35 pm »

Stabbing an eggplant is the fastest way to get yerself killed.

Eggplant.

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Re: Ninja Vs...Secret Canadian Eggplant Military?!
« Reply #35 on: September 25, 2010, 07:29:15 pm »

But its Canadian. its probably Frozen Eggplant.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ninja Vs...Secret Canadian Eggplant Military?!
« Reply #36 on: September 25, 2010, 07:30:49 pm »

This man is a racist and a fraud!

I call to have him removed from the debate!
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Re: Ninja Vs...Secret Canadian Eggplant Military?!
« Reply #37 on: September 25, 2010, 07:32:01 pm »

Fun Fact: Eggplants are, in fact, classified as berries. They are also members of the solanum family, or in other words, nightshade.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Secret Canadian Eggplant Military?!
« Reply #38 on: September 25, 2010, 07:53:17 pm »

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Re: Ninja Vs...Secret Canadian Eggplant Military?!
« Reply #39 on: September 26, 2010, 06:20:18 pm »

Ok what kind of eggplants are we suggesting here?

regular...

or eggplants which can grow roots incredibly fast and use them like tentacles, can absorb/eat humans and other creatures, can spit acid dissolving through 6 inches of tank armor plating, and which can put a tentacle into your cerebral cortex and control your mind with it?

PS- I believe ninjas would still win against either of those.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Secret Canadian Eggplant Military?!
« Reply #40 on: September 26, 2010, 06:21:41 pm »

the second kind.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Utahraptor!
« Reply #41 on: September 26, 2010, 06:24:31 pm »

Well, that one got kinda stalled out, so eggplant wins by vote.
Next Bout: Ninja the Third Vs 1 Utahraptor!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ninja Vs...Utahraptor!
« Reply #42 on: September 26, 2010, 06:26:31 pm »

Ninja tames Utahraptor, uses as mount in next round.

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Re: Ninja Vs...Utahraptor!
« Reply #43 on: September 26, 2010, 06:26:50 pm »

why don't we just go with who won vs some new random thing?
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Re: Ninja Vs...Utahraptor!
« Reply #44 on: September 26, 2010, 06:28:19 pm »

because I made this because of the quote in the first post.
and to see how many tings are better/worse than Ninja.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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