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Aklyon

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Ninja Vs...
« on: September 25, 2010, 02:36:14 pm »

*senses a ninja vs dinosaur thread coming*

Rule of the thread: Ninja will not face Pirate, since all other fights will get ignored then.
Other than that, Go ahead and bash each other around the head with your reasoning!

Rule 2: Fights will last until stalemate or obvious win.
Rule 3: If Ninja loses, Ninja the Second will fight instead.

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« Last Edit: September 28, 2010, 09:22:09 pm by Aklyon »
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Re: Ninja Vs...
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2010, 02:38:18 pm »

Ninja Vs Robot.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2010, 02:42:33 pm »

Robot.

Robot claws are made by only the best cyborg smiths and are folded over 10,000 times to the sharpest edge possible to the point where they can slice though a ninja in one swipe.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2010, 02:46:57 pm »

OP updated with important thing!
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2010, 02:49:29 pm »

That is a inherent oxymoron.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2010, 02:50:07 pm »

Robot.

Robot claws are made by only the best cyborg smiths and are folded over 10,000 times to the sharpest edge possible to the point where they can slice though a ninja in one swipe.
Except the ninja can cut off the cyborg's hands, then make short work of his robot innards.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2010, 02:53:11 pm »

But in that scenario the Robot can just kill the ninjas mother before she even conceives.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2010, 02:59:20 pm »

If the robots are going to the point where they kill the ninjas before they are born, then it's already full-scale war, so the ninjas that already exist are going to kick the robot's scrap metal bum.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2010, 03:01:53 pm »

Then the robots suck all the oxygen out of the atmosphere!
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2010, 03:09:01 pm »

Then the robots suck all the oxygen out of the atmosphere!
And where do you suggest they put it? Not to mention it would take a huge amount of time, both to build the ginormous machine they need, sucking in the air, and moving the air. More than enough time for the ninjas to raid and sabotage the machine(s), foiling their project.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2010, 03:14:23 pm »

Okay, hah hah, I was kidding about the killing the mother thing, it was a joke because you said the ninja would chop off the cyborgs hands.

Anyway, I think it really comes down to, can a ninja cut though the steel of a robot. The answer is no of course.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2010, 03:15:20 pm »

Simple.
Dark Smoke Puncher (Dr. McNinjas brother.) Rewires the robots with his brothers help.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2010, 03:16:21 pm »

Okay, hah hah, I was kidding about the killing the mother thing, it was a joke because you said the ninja would chop off the cyborgs hands.

Anyway, I think it really comes down to, can a ninja cut though the steel of a robot. The answer is no of course.

so /thread

Unless of course, they are uberninjas like those in the Dr. Ninja comic.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2010, 03:23:32 pm »

Okay, hah hah, I was kidding about the killing the mother thing, it was a joke because you said the ninja would chop off the cyborgs hands.

Anyway, I think it really comes down to, can a ninja cut though the steel of a robot. The answer is no of course.
Katanas are just better

...alright, fine.
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Re: Ninja Vs...Robot!
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2010, 03:28:20 pm »

Okay, lets change the name of the thread to Robot Vs... and then find something for them to fight.
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