We, as humans, have an elf trying to disguise itself as a dwarf trying to disguise itself as a human among us.
Think for a moment. Who is the most annoying, useless person on the planet? After we all pictured our exes, the next image to pop into our heads is likely to be this:
Does it make sense now? I mean, look at it. There's no way that's human. So the next logical step is dwarf, right? Well, that's all fine and dandy until you realize three things: It has no beard, doesn't do any work, and can't hold it's alcohol. The only way it resembles something with the mindset of a dwarf is one thing: greed.
Now Dwarves are greedy, sure. That comes with the territory. I'm sure mining all that spoilerite gives them the right. But they don't impose restrictions on any other economies. Who does that? The Elves! Many people think that the Elves are tree-hugging hippies that don't want you cutting down trees for ecological reasoning. Well then, why is everything of theirs made of wood? If the Dwarves don't produce wood goods, people will turn to the Elves. They are trying to monopolize wood production, not halt it! They are greedy creatures, such as this "Snooki" beast. The Dwarven hatred for the Elves, if not justified before (it was), certainly can be now.
The crap I come up with in the shower...