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8 (20.5%)

No!

4 (10.3%)

Cupcakes!

27 (69.2%)

Total Members Voted: 39

[breadbocks]

>breadbock's army: Appear with needed protection to not die. Remember, kids, always use a condom.

Wait....

[Aklyon]

breadbocks' space ghost> Wield Battlebread!

[The Scout]

Make long range probs that go to planet to planet and start producing to make repairs and upgrade it.

[Sheb]

Those are Von Neumann probes, and we decided that we don't need them yet.

[Demonic Spoon]

Colonizer droid is back! Oh yeah! 



But, it seems we don't actually have any actions?! Oh noes! Is this the end of Colonizer Droid?!

But wait! You can help save Colonizer Droid! Simply post a action at your local Colonizer Droid thread, available now!

P.S. Huh, Von Neumann Probes poll is tied again, expect a pic featuring many ties in next update.

EDIT: T-T-T-TIE BREAKER!

[Sheb]

What about researching mechavirus that can kill anything organic, to be prepared in case we meet some kind of fungus-space-overlord?

[Demonic Spoon]

Umm, am I allowed to say biology doesn't work that way? Explain to me how it works. How're you gonna spread the disease across the endless void anyway? Missiles?

Also, the poll is a tie again. XD

EDIT: I see what you did there.

<.<

>.>

[Sheb]

Easy, it would be a virus with nanobots inside for extra deadliness. (So it can attack any species), loaded on thousands of small, tiny probes sent in every directions. Plus thousands more if we ever need to use them a weapons.

[breadbocks]

>breadbock's army: Appear with needed protection to not die. Remember, kids, always use a condom.

Wait....

[Aklyon]

the poll is a tie again. XD

We must be the spiffiest!

[Demonic Spoon]

Turn 61: Klik-klak, klik klik klak

GENETICS FACILITY REPAIRED AND IMPROVED. IT SHOULD NOW BE ABLE TO BETTER RESIST EXPLODING "IMPROVED" BLOBS.

THERE IS NOW ENOUGH FRESHWATER ON THE PLANET!!!1!!!!one!!! ANY FURTHER FRESHWATER CREATED WILL GIVE A BONUS TO BLOBABILITY!

PLANET SETTLED DOWN ENOUGH TO BE BLOBITABLE: Turn 69
COMPLETION OF INFRASTRUCTURE AND CROP PLANTING FOR BLOB REFUGEES: Turn 70

Athena's Will and Athena's Wisdom completed! Battlesip construction quota: 7/10

No! wait until we get all the battleships, (Building 3 at a time) then start working on a HUGE carrier, with swarm of fighter. Or transform AWESOMEFACE into a carrier.

Construction of 3 more battleships started!

5000 thousand LEGION! add some hanger bays to AWESOMEFACECOMET. AWESOMEFACECOMET can now hold 10000 fighters.

> Construct swarm of lesser ships designed to synergize with the battleships.

5000 thousand LEGION! constructs a 100 frigates to synergize with the bigger ships via concetrated fire, shield sharing, prevention of flanking and whatever else sound reasonable.

+5 SYNERGY BONUS TO FLEET.

The remaining 14000 focus on reproduction

Make grey goo.

Distribute grey goo.

Activate as we leave the planet.

Laugh as the nanites eat everything.

ERROR, UNABLE TO CONSTRUCT GREY GOO!

REASON: INSUFFICIENT LEVEL OF TECHNOLOGY AND LACK OF KNOWLEDGE OF METHOD OF CONSTRUCTION OF GREY GOO.

What about researching mechavirus that can kill anything organic, to be prepared in case we meet some kind of fungus-space-overlord?

Easy, it would be a virus with nanobots inside for extra deadliness. (So it can attack any species), loaded on thousands of small, tiny probes sent in every directions. Plus thousands more if we ever need to use them a weapons.

Roll: 75+1 (...damnit)

Using your new IMPROVED ORBITAL GENETICS FACILITY, you somehow manage to make groundbreaking leaps on the field of nanotechnology(still no grey goo) and bioengineering. You have managed to create a virus that will probably sometimes result in the death a lot of carbon based lifeforms, and modified it to have the ability to carry mini nanobots armed with spikes to wreck havoc on any creatures it penetrates.

>breadbock's army: Appear with needed protection to not die. Remember, kids, always use a condom.

Wait....

Roll: 8

A WORMHOLE APPEARS! A ELDRITCH ABOMINATION IS TRYING TO BREAK THROUGH!

breadbocks' space ghost> Wield Battlebread!

Armed only with his trusty loaf of DWARVEN BATTLE BREAD, the breadbock's space ghost engages in a epic dance off with the ELDRITCH ABOMINATION! Finally he manages to beat the monster back through the wormhole, and then jumps in after it, sealing the wormhole behind, to go do battle with the forces of chaos.



((I was planning to have some sort of awesome picture featurin ties, but I wanna go sleep now, so I'm gonna post it tommorrow.))

Spoiler: STUFF (click to show/hide)

1 HUGE SHIP
34000 LEGION!
116 DOOMSHIPS!
500 AP DRONES!
5 ARCHIMEDES STYLE DEATH RAYS
1 RADIATION KILLSAT
4 PLANETARY DEFENSE TURRETS
100 MAGRAILS
50 ADVANCED CONSTRUCTION DRONES
1 SPACE DRONE
1 TUNNELER DRONE
4 MINI RBE MINES
ASSORTED OTHER DRONES

Spoiler: FLEET (click to show/hide)

Athena's Glory
Athena's Pride
Athena's Joy
Athena's Hope
Athena's Victory
Athena's Will
Athena's Wisdom
100 Synergizing Frigates

[Demonic Spoon]

Meanwhile, back on Attica:





What sourcery be this?! A floating jellyfish wearing a extremely spiffy tie?!



THE DWARVEN BATTLEBREADS HAVE DEFEATED THE FLOATING JELLYFISH! THE DWARVEN BATTLEBREADS HAVE LEVELED UP! THE DWARVEN BATTLEBREADS HAVE GAINED A NEW TITLE!

THE DWARVEN BATTLE BREADS ARE NOW KNOWN AS TIEBREAKERS!

[maxicaxi]

1 HUGE SHIP

Not 7 of them?

[Demonic Spoon]

That's another huge ship we built earlier, basically it was made to carry water to attica, so only a large cargo hold and engine and is pretty much useless in any sort of combat situation except for ramming, and I suppose you could pack it full of explosives...

The ATHENA DESTROYERS are listed under the fleet spoiler.

EDIT: So you guys want von neumann probes? Or don't you? It seems people are pretty split on this matter. :/

[breadbocks]

No. IT's basically grey goo, and it would break the game.

>TIEBreakers: Multiply and become prolific on this strange new planet. Then go break some TIEs.