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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! BATTLE CHIPS
« Reply #840 on: December 13, 2010, 04:38:17 pm »

>breadbocks: Experience cameo without instantly dying for introducing both headcrabs and BATTLE CHIPS into this game.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! BATTLE CHIPS
« Reply #841 on: December 13, 2010, 05:36:01 pm »

*Reads title*

*enters thread*

*reads*

...darn it I was expecting megaman
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! BATTLE CHIPS
« Reply #842 on: December 13, 2010, 06:07:50 pm »

*Reads title*

*enters thread*

*reads*

...darn it I was expecting megaman
Stupid kids and your new fangled MM:BN and your newer fangled MM:SF.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! BATTLE CHIPS
« Reply #843 on: December 13, 2010, 07:16:05 pm »

*Reads title*

*enters thread*

*reads*

...darn it I was expecting megaman
Stupid kids and your new fangled MM:BN and your newer fangled MM:SF.
Olde Fangled!
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! BATTLE CHIPS
« Reply #844 on: December 13, 2010, 07:22:33 pm »

> Design hardware implementation for fast fighting and tactics: the Battle Chip. It should be part of most of our creations brains.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! BATTLE CHIPS
« Reply #845 on: December 13, 2010, 08:00:38 pm »

*Reads title*

*enters thread*

*reads*

...darn it I was expecting megaman
Stupid kids and your new fangled MM:BN and your newer fangled MM:SF.
Olde Fangled!
....?

What does that have to do with MM:BN and MM:SF?
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! BATTLE CHIPS
« Reply #846 on: December 13, 2010, 08:04:26 pm »

Its the opposite.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! BATTLE CHIPS
« Reply #847 on: December 15, 2010, 01:58:33 am »

Turn 59: Beware the Alien, the Mutant, the Heretic.

Enough Swampland created! Further swampland creation will give a bonus!

LEGION! Members: 17000

Flagship Athena's Glory completed!
Athena's Pride completed!
Athena's Joy completed!

build an RBE-Space-Distortion-Mine(i posted my plan a few pages before), place it in the place most likely to be the entry point of the jumpships.
create a miniature RBE, send it into the path of the non-Blob ships, then, once it detects the non-blobs make pi = RNG() (intent: traveling through non euclidean space will make it harder for the NON-Blobs to reach us, buying us time, after all, 45 turns and a bit aren't enough).

You do this. Placing one mine at each of the four most likely entry points. These miniature engines should only be able to break reality a little bit.

Don't produce that many battleships! One/turn will be perfect, and let the 10,000 remaining members reproduce! Or just reserve 10,000 for reproduction and use the other for battleship-making.
IMPROVE IMPROVED IMPROVED BLOBS.
Then, when that ends up crashing and burning, IMPROVE IMPROVED IMPROVED IMPROVED BLOBS.
But yeah. Only make one or two BATTLE CHIPS a turn.

You decide to only build 2 battleships per turn.

Completion of construct 10 battleships quota.

3/10

LEGION! starts construction of a further 2 battleships. The remaining 7k focus on reproducing themselves.

ATTEMPTING IMPROVE IMPROVED BLOBS AGAIN:

Roll: 36 (I guess random.org really doesn't want you to succeed.)

You fail. Your horrible abominations explode if a singe ray of light even brushes past them.

You attempt again:

Roll: 32 (I'm really not making this up, this is really the rolls that random.org is giving me, man, random.rg must be pissed at you guys or something.)

GENETICS FACILITY SLIGHTLY DAMAGED. REPAIRS AND IMPROVEMENTS WILL TAKE 1 TURN.

> Make Von Neumann probes. Basically Legion in SPAAAACE, with FTL travel and an Athena AI on each, and some huge amount of fabrication capacity. Nothing else, if it has to fight it can build weapons for itself later and other needs follow the same general reasoning.

NEW DESIGN CREATED:

VON NEUMANN PROBE:

A Probe for further exploration and colonization of space for the GLORY OF THE BLOB EMPIRE! Has:

HYPERSPACE DRIVE
Small Thrusters
ATHENA CLASS AI
Basic Sensors
Basic Mining Equipment.
Storage space for 5000 units of resources or equivalent..
Extremely advanced and large amounts of fabrication equipment.
Modular Design.
Basic Radio Transmitter

You make 2 of them.

>breadbocks: Experience cameo without instantly dying for introducing both headcrabs and BATTLE CHIPS into this game.

A wild breadbocks suddenly appears in orbit around Attica! It is surrounded by blocks of bread.

It nearly instantly dies due to exposure to vacuum. Its remains burn up on entry into Attica's atmosphere.

> Design hardware implementation for fast fighting and tactics: the Battle Chip. It should be part of most of our creations brains.

You create a "Battle Chip" and install it on all your nonorganic creations.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2010, 02:00:10 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! VON NEUMANN PROBES!
« Reply #848 on: December 15, 2010, 03:00:06 am »

did he survive or not?
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! VON NEUMANN PROBES!
« Reply #849 on: December 15, 2010, 03:17:27 am »

breadbocks?

No

IMPROVED IMPROVED BLOBS?

No
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! VON NEUMANN PROBES!
« Reply #850 on: December 15, 2010, 03:41:13 am »

gather genetic breadbocks material remake breadbocks
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! BATTLE CHIPS
« Reply #851 on: December 15, 2010, 04:37:30 am »

It nearly instantly dies due to exposure to vacuum. Its remains burn up on entry into Attica's atmosphere.

Way ahead of you.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! VON NEUMANN PROBES!
« Reply #852 on: December 15, 2010, 04:50:13 am »

any bread then?
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! VON NEUMANN PROBES!
« Reply #853 on: December 15, 2010, 06:37:14 am »

Destroy Van Neumann probes.

I mean seriously, do you want this game to go on forever? I want an AWESOME ending!
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! VON NEUMANN PROBES!
« Reply #854 on: December 15, 2010, 08:17:35 am »

>breadbock's army: Appear with needed protection to not die. Remember, kids, always use a condom.

Wait....
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