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[Armok]

> EAT CHOCOLATE LIGHTNING

[Demonic Spoon]

Turn 54: In which I'm not gonna link a song for you guys since you don't seem to appreciate it.

Legion Members: 1000

All the salt from the DESALINATION PLANTS get shipped to Pandora, for storage in the VAULT OF ETERNAL IMPRISONMENT that we released the CHOCOLATE MOON GODS from.

Second Backup Facility on Pandora completed.

Transforme AWESOMEFACE into a Death Star.

Build a huge space ship, and have it tow a comet to the planet to add water.

You add some AWESOME TURRETS, a HUGE DEATH LASER, and more PROPULSION DRIVES to the AWESOMEFACECOMET.

You build a HUGE SPACESHIP and have it tow a comet to the planet to add water. Fortunately it was a rather small comet and shouldn't have too many adverse effects on the planet.

Tell Legion to construct some "vibrating" shovels(I lack the proper term) and wheelbarrows and start creating more swampland. Dump the excess dirt into the oceans.

You order the LEGION! to construct some Vibro Shovels and a vast network of MINE TRUCKS to transport the dirt that they dig up to the oceans and throw it in, transforming vast regions of land into SWAMPLAND, both on the coast and father inland, they will continue with this work for the next 8 turns, after that the gains will be minimal.

Turns until enough SWAMPLAND: 6, all gains after this will be a bonus.

Build HUGE mirror in orbits to boil the ocean and creat more fresh water.

You build another ARCHIMEDES STYLE DEATH RAY and launh it into orbit. You then order your two ARCHIMEDES STYLE DEATH RAYS to proceed with OPERATION BOIL THE OCEANS. This creates vast clouds of boiling freshwater steam that helps to cover the globe and makes everything wetter and more freshwatery. You will have the the DEATH RAYS continue doing this for another 3 turns.

A good thing you designed those IMPROVED BLOBS to be EXTREMELY TOUGH, otherwise they'd have been long dead by now with all this rapid climate changing.

Have them start crops I meant. Use the genetic facility to create crops that grow really fast. A invent some tree that grows tart, so that my previous sentence make sense.

You invent a crop that grows really fast, is EXTREMELY TOUGH and VERSATILE, you call it ATHENA-CORN. You then order the IMPROVED BLOBS to start planting this all over the second continent, in preperation for the coming of the BLOB REFUGEES. You also plant some TART TREES on the THIRD CONTINENT, but it will be many months before they bear any of their BLOBLICIOUS TARTS.

Drill the aquifer and release the water. Send the doomships get more comets.

Send the comet to crash into it. The explosion should create a huge cloud of steam, both from the comet's ice and the aquifer, that will cool down by the time the BLOBs arrive.

Also, it may be worth it to start working on more BLOBS, because the ones we have now may not survive the impact.

You order LEGION! to drill to the aquifier on the first continent and start releasing the water with some automatic pumps, and then have them RUN AWAY! You then order some of the DOOMSHIPS! to bring a small comet and crash it into the aquifier. Much freshwater is released! Good thing it wasn't one of those saltwater aquifiers...



There will be enough freshwater on the planet in 10 turns.

It will take around 16 turns for the planet to settle down enough for it to be BLOBITABLE for BLOBS.

You make 1500 of the base BLOB stock and keep them in vats in the GENETICS FACILITY. Even with the RAPID GROWTH GOO they are submerged in it will take 5 turns for them to mature as they were not altered to grow up rapidly like the IMPROVED BLOBS.

Build a mind control device to use on Awesomemcometface

You plant a GIANT BOMB on AWESOMEFACECOMET that will go off if he disobeys you.

> EAT CHOCOLATE LIGHTNING

YOU EAT THE CHOCOLATE LIGHTNING, IT IS BLOBLICIOUS. THE CHOCOLATE MOON GODS ARE PISSED AND STATE THAT THEY WILL ENCASE YOU IN A GIANT CHOCOLATE MOON IF YOU DON'T ASK FOR YOUR FAVOUR SOON SO THEY CAN PAY OFF THEIR DEBT TO YOU AND GET BACK TO BATTLING THE NOT-BLOBS, THEIR ARCH-NEMESIS, AND THEN CONTINUE ON THEIR QUEST OF INTERGALACTIC DOMINATION.

NO VOTES WERE CAST BETWEEN NAMES ATLAS AND HEART OF GOLD FOR THE SATELLITE, ATLAS WINS BY DEFAULT.

ATTICA(Not to scale.):



What do you do?

[Aklyon]

eat chocolate moon gods, gain wish-granting powers!

[Demonic Spoon]

Sadly the CHOCOLATE MOON GODS are wisely staying out of reach of your INVISIBLE AND POSSIBLY NONEXISTANT MOUTH AND DIGESTIVE SYSTEM! Also, they are intangible and thus hard to eat, grab, get a hold on, bite, chew or swallow.

[Sheb]

Build huge mouth of Awesome. Get more comets into the planet. Start mass producing AP drones, magrails and battleships. Modify the LEGION! design so that they are able to fight in space if needed.

[Demonic Spoon]

redesign LEGION! so that they have space travel and weapons

They have this already.

Also, more comets into planet are just gonna mess up the atmosphere and stuff, I wouldn't advise it, but okay.

Also, a huge working mouth of awesome? How would that work?

And sure to the rest. I assume you mean SPACE BATTLESHIPS right? Any specifications on to their design?

[Blackdutchie]

They should be AI-controlled and have little athena hood ornaments and their bridges shall be start-destroyer-style, but athena-shaped, complete with steel headcrabs (to hide sensors in, maybe)

[Sheb]

Alson they should have a tie. They should be able explode violently if damaged. As for the mouth, a great metallic grinder leading into a huge vat will do.

Use Doomship to tow a comet into orbit, and then have them transport water to the planet.

[Demonic Spoon]

They should be AI-controlled and have little athena hood ornaments and their bridges shall be start-destroyer-style, but athena-shaped, complete with steel headcrabs (to hide sensors in, maybe)

Kay.

Athena hood ornaments? 

And do you mean independently AI controlled? As in they all have their own AI?

Start destroyer style? Whut? I assume you mean star destroyer right?


Sheb, kay, that could work. Exploding could result in some friendly fire incidents so be warned.

[Sheb]

Well, I want them to be able to explode if needed. Like if they are too damaged and in the middle of the ennemy fleet, the go Ka-BOOOM!, otherwise they stay whole.

[Strange guy]

They should have torpedo-transports that drill into the sides of ships and deposit their cargo of deadly headcrabs/bearpeople/whatever. Also the hood ornaments should have their own AI which comically disagrees with the main ship AI but can't do anything about it.

[Blackdutchie]

Start destroyer style? Whut? I assume you mean star destroyer right?

Yes, Star Destroyer. I have that horrible human disease called 'typo's' sometimes.

[Orb]

Ask what the Chocolate Moon Gods could possibly do for us, seeing as Blobs obviously don't eat chocolate.


or.....

Ask the Chocolate Moon Gods to create an "asteroid-sized" likeliness of Athena in chocolate to orbit the moon that is unoccupied

[Demonic Spoon]

Ask what the Chocolate Moon Gods could possibly do for us, seeing as Blobs obviously don't eat chocolate.

or.....

Ask the Chocolate Moon Gods to create an "asteroid-sized" likeliness of Athena in chocolate to orbit the moon that is unoccupied

Of course the BLOBS eat Chocolate! What kind of barbarians do you think they are?!

No moon in orbit of Attica is unoccupied, will make it in orbit of Ionia instead of Pandora, as Pandora already has a AWESOMEFACECOMET.

So for the Battleship, were you guys thinking something like this?



The tie isn't quite right because I suck at perspective.Tie is a bit better, still a bit off though.

[Aklyon]

The tie is unaerodynamic.