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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

Yes!
- 8 (20.5%)
No!
- 4 (10.3%)
Cupcakes!
- 27 (69.2%)

Total Members Voted: 39


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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #675 on: December 04, 2010, 10:46:27 am »
Mmm, you wonder if that is wise. Oh well, only one way to find ou-

SELF PRESERVATION OVERRIDE ACTIVATED, REASON: NO REASON TO KILL OURSELVES DETECTED, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE EXTREMELY VALUABLE GOVERNMENT PROPERTY AND DESTRUCTION OF GOVERNMENT PROPERTY IS A CRIME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, IT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED.

Mmm, checking the REALITY BREAKER ENGINE SAFETY MANUAL's entry on using it to make more AWESOME:

"ARE YOU COMPLETELY FRIKKIN INSANE BATSHIT CRAZY?! HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL ALIVE?! SERIOUSLY!"
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #676 on: December 04, 2010, 10:53:42 am »
Construct additional Mag Rails
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #677 on: December 04, 2010, 10:57:03 am »
throw several asteriods into cometface.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #678 on: December 04, 2010, 11:01:12 am »
Mmm, 3 more actions and I'll start writing the turn.

*Demonic Spoon has become a Slave Driver! Demonic Spoon has mandated a Action Quota! Demonic Spoon demands that Bay12ers meet the quota! Demonic Spoon goes mad with imagined POWAH!*

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Sheb

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #679 on: December 04, 2010, 11:05:27 am »
Lenghten the chain holding AWESOMEFACE and build huge rocket engine so that we can make the planet spin faster. Then use it as a giant sling against hostile.
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Europe consists only of small countries, some of which know it and some of which don’t yet.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #680 on: December 04, 2010, 11:06:44 am »
It's not a planet, it's a moon, and it's not spinning to begin with.

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Sheb

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #681 on: December 04, 2010, 11:07:44 am »
Then make it spin! And use the REALITY BREAKER to invoke large amount of fresh water.
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Demonic Spoon

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« Reply #682 on: December 04, 2010, 11:12:09 am »
Making it spin at high speeds would make it nigh impossible to feed asteroids to AWESOMEFACECOMET. Continue with this course of action Y/N?
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #683 on: December 04, 2010, 11:19:38 am »
Y. We can have a feeding tube feeding him rocks from the moon.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #684 on: December 04, 2010, 11:22:42 am »
It is uncertain if the chain will be strong enough to keep anchoring AWESOMEFACECOMET if the moon starts spinning. Continue Y/N?
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #685 on: December 04, 2010, 11:23:44 am »
will GIANT IMPACT help our blobforming of Attica?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #686 on: December 04, 2010, 11:28:46 am »
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #687 on: December 04, 2010, 11:30:46 am »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on December 04, 2010, 11:22:42 am
It is uncertain if the chain will be strong enough to keep anchoring AWESOMEFACECOMET if the moon starts spinning. Continue Y/N?

Continue, and start working on improving chain with AWESOME and tungsten.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #688 on: December 04, 2010, 11:37:45 am »
Quote from: Sheb on December 04, 2010, 11:30:46 am
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on December 04, 2010, 11:22:42 am
It is uncertain if the chain will be strong enough to keep anchoring AWESOMEFACECOMET if the moon starts spinning. Continue Y/N?

Continue, and start working on improving chain with AWESOME and tungsten.

And now I have to draw ANOTHER CHAIN, I hate drawing chains. Why do you do this to me?! WHY?! T.T  :'(
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HOMEWORLD DESTROYED! OH NOES! D:
« Reply #689 on: December 04, 2010, 11:38:15 am »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on December 04, 2010, 11:28:46 am
NO
does Attica have ozone, though?
It could just be a weird planet with high UV-resistance
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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