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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

Yes!
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No!
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Cupcakes!
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Total Members Voted: 39


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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #600 on: November 12, 2010, 12:00:46 am »

...how?
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Sheb

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #601 on: November 12, 2010, 12:40:30 am »

By adding a PA system saying "Surrender or you, your family, your friends and your pets will die a long and painful death.
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« Reply #602 on: November 12, 2010, 12:52:56 am »

If we want to mind control them all we have to do is wipe their memories with a quick blast of radiation and super hormones, then convince them that, "I am the master, obey, obey," and we'd be pretty much set. I want to clone all of them, then enslave the originals so we can make more clones of them. We could obviously just extract their genetic material for an endless supply of clones, which we'll do anyway, but that doesn't involve enough torture of them. We'll drain them of all their worth, and then toss them in the hole our orbital doom cannon created.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #603 on: November 12, 2010, 01:14:05 am »

We do not know their language.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #604 on: November 12, 2010, 01:49:31 am »

Make it a beam of extreme radiation, so it destroys only life and unshielded electronics.  The OWL and all other spaceworthy craft should be fine if put under that, because electronics that go into space are required to be shielded.
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So my crundles are staying intact unless they're newly spawned... until they are exposed to anything that isn't at room temperature.  This mostly seems to mean blood, specifically, their own.  Then they go poof very quickly.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #605 on: November 23, 2010, 09:42:03 am »

Turn 48: ...I really should stop hiatusing randomly...

9 Advanced Contruction drones completed on Ionia
Factory on Continent 1 completed.
Factory on Continent 2 completed.

The SPACE DRONE launches into SPACE and starts construction of a orbital GENETICS FACILITY, Completion: Turn 51
The DRONES on IONIA build a RADIATION KILLSAT and launch it into ORBIT.

The magrails on the two moons start bombarding the bearpeople.
The KillSats start shooting at the bearpeople horde.

THE BEARPEOPLE ARE DECIMATED!

Only small groups of a few thousand here and there are left. Owl is somewhere on the second continent.

All factories and construction drones have started construction of LEGION, completion of first members: turn 49
« Last Edit: November 23, 2010, 09:45:42 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #606 on: November 23, 2010, 11:47:27 am »

>Have owl hunt down and protect a group of bear people.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #607 on: November 23, 2010, 11:53:32 am »

Hunt down as in kill them or hunt down as in find them.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #608 on: November 24, 2010, 12:12:57 am »

Any Bearpeople we find will be immediately hostile to us.  We should avoid contact with them until we can infiltrate what is left of their society.
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So my crundles are staying intact unless they're newly spawned... until they are exposed to anything that isn't at room temperature.  This mostly seems to mean blood, specifically, their own.  Then they go poof very quickly.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #609 on: November 24, 2010, 03:56:45 am »

So, actions please?
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« Reply #610 on: November 24, 2010, 07:51:21 am »

Weren't we suppose to have hostile stuff incoming?

I say build a supercomputer so we can start improve and invent new stuff. Develop magrail/magcatcher on the planet too. And rebuild that hydrodam.
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« Reply #611 on: November 24, 2010, 07:57:45 am »

The hostile stuff will arrive in two turns.

All factories and construction drones are busy costruction LEGION and a second Athena, which is basically a supercomputer. So, have OWL rebuild the hydrodam right?
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #612 on: November 24, 2010, 09:09:59 am »

Right.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #613 on: December 01, 2010, 02:05:12 pm »

Turn 49: LEGION!

First LEGION! members completed!

LEGION! Number: 50

OWL made a hydrodam!

The killsats killed a few of the remaining groups bearpeople!

Factories, constuction drones and LEGION! continue contructing LEGION!

I can't really do much if you guys don't give me lots of actions.  :'(
« Last Edit: December 01, 2010, 02:14:56 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! WE ARE LEGION!
« Reply #614 on: December 01, 2010, 02:49:40 pm »

I was going to update WIZARD! today with the clone success/fail, but now I don't have anything to put in the title without looking like a copycat if it succeeds.

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