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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

Yes!
- 8 (20.5%)
No!
- 4 (10.3%)
Cupcakes!
- 27 (69.2%)

Total Members Voted: 39


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Sheb

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #555 on: November 06, 2010, 08:44:22 am »

Well, produce 29 other Sergeant, so we can control 150 drones!
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #556 on: November 06, 2010, 08:46:00 am »

ERROR. ALL AVAILABLE FACTORIES ARE CURRENTLY BUSY.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2010, 09:23:33 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #557 on: November 06, 2010, 08:47:40 am »

Create a Drone able to reproduce himself. Gave him a simple but freestanding AI: Reproduce when possible, kill anything not us or one of our robot.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #558 on: November 06, 2010, 08:58:09 am »

...I might as well bite the bullet.

Design of LEGION THE GAMEBREAKER started. Design Completion: Turn 50
« Last Edit: November 06, 2010, 09:04:27 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #559 on: November 06, 2010, 03:38:58 pm »

And OBVIOUSLY: a back-door that makes us able to take back control whenever, a directive to never resit such an attempt, and strict control of the blueprint copying process so there can be no mutations or evolution.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #560 on: November 06, 2010, 04:14:20 pm »

Build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to build more drones to build more factories to build more sergeant drones to be LEGION.
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #561 on: November 06, 2010, 04:16:44 pm »

We should make it so that they combine intelligences if connected.  Eventually we would be able to upload ourselves into it.

breadbocks: We have to take direct control of sergeant drones, they can't control each other.
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So my crundles are staying intact unless they're newly spawned... until they are exposed to anything that isn't at room temperature.  This mostly seems to mean blood, specifically, their own.  Then they go poof very quickly.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #562 on: November 06, 2010, 04:22:35 pm »

WAHT DERIKRISTOW SAID!
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #563 on: November 06, 2010, 11:33:23 pm »

Cutscene!:

A large group of bearpeople are gathered around a smaller group of bearpeople. What appears to be the leader of the smaller group of bearpeople starts speaking.

(Translated from bearmanese for the convenience of the reader.)

"The demons from the sky have slaughtered a entire village of our people and then the peace party we sent to them as well. This will not stand! We must destroy these skydevils for what they have done! Tommorow we will attack them en masse, all the bearpeople together in one great push!"

The larger group of bearpeople give out a great bearpeople battlecry!

Cutscene end.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #564 on: November 06, 2010, 11:35:35 pm »

build Archimedes-style Death Ray for use on Bearpeople.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #565 on: November 06, 2010, 11:39:44 pm »

considering that we have a sample of genetic material, we should make a virus to exterminate bearpeople on the whole planet.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #566 on: November 06, 2010, 11:50:15 pm »

Genetics facility is still in construction.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #567 on: November 06, 2010, 11:51:10 pm »

what about my sun-based laser of extreme heat idea?
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #568 on: November 06, 2010, 11:51:56 pm »

Sure.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! We will be legion...soon!
« Reply #569 on: November 07, 2010, 03:33:13 am »

(I almost suggested we infect them with Jethro)

Once the threat is gone build laser defenses around all planetside facilities so this never happens again.
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So my crundles are staying intact unless they're newly spawned... until they are exposed to anything that isn't at room temperature.  This mostly seems to mean blood, specifically, their own.  Then they go poof very quickly.
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