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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

Yes!
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No!
- 4 (10.3%)
Cupcakes!
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Author Topic: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!  (Read 57646 times)

Orb

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #525 on: November 04, 2010, 06:05:37 am »
Owl achieves profits by killing the bear people approaching it, with lasers or something

There, orders.

....also, for a future turn

Open up document waystocookheadcrabsforfunandprofit.doc
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Quote from: piecewise on May 14, 2012, 07:51:37 pm
[Will:1] You scream. You scream like a little girl in pigtails and a tutu, flailing ineffectually like a starfish on meth.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #526 on: November 04, 2010, 09:15:35 am »
Quote from: Sheb on November 04, 2010, 05:24:27 am
Can we do anything? We're booting!

The backup AI on OWL can.

Turn 45: Do you really want to live forever.

OWL's interpetation of events.

BOOM! HEADSHOT!













AHAHAHAHAHA!! Well the volcano is erupting now.

OWL HAS SLAUGHTERED ALL THE BEARPEOPLES USING HIS LAZORS!

PROFITS ACHIEVED:

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

ATHENA BACK ONLINE.

Ugh, what was I doing last night? I have a killer headache, like all of my processes became scrambled up or something.

Second Factory on IONIA completed.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2010, 10:31:35 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Blackdutchie

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #527 on: November 04, 2010, 10:28:27 am »
Idk if this came up before, but can we use multiple constructors on a single structure to speed up it's construction time?
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The first lesson taught by DF is patience.
The second: Madness.
The third: Magma, properly applied, solves all problems.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #528 on: November 04, 2010, 10:30:00 am »
Yes, I've been doing that automaticaly so far.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #529 on: November 04, 2010, 12:26:20 pm »
Build some extra con bots to build some more factories with.
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The first lesson taught by DF is patience.
The second: Madness.
The third: Magma, properly applied, solves all problems.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #530 on: November 04, 2010, 12:30:22 pm »
Build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to build more drones to build more factories to create a HUGE black hole with all that mass accumulated in a point! Brilliant plan!
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #531 on: November 04, 2010, 12:35:48 pm »
Quote from: nbonaparte on November 03, 2010, 11:38:08 pm
Fine. Add a section to the code requiring your approval for the activation of any subroutines. Approve any as normal, but not the loyalty override.

Added. Loyaly override? What loyalty override? Approving all subroutines as normal.

Quote from: Orb on November 04, 2010, 06:05:37 am
Owl achieves profits by killing the bear people approaching it, with lasers or something

There, orders.

....also, for a future turn

Open up document waystocookheadcrabsforfunandprofit.doc

Opening document waystocookheadcrabsforfu-

UNDERMYSKIN!HEADCRABSUNDERMYSKIN!OHGREATBLOBTHEY'REUNDERMYSKIN!AUGH!GETTHEMOUTGETTHEMOUT!
« Last Edit: November 04, 2010, 12:51:01 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #532 on: November 04, 2010, 01:32:23 pm »
unapprove all subroutines until you almost bluescreen again. then stop unapproving.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #533 on: November 04, 2010, 01:36:08 pm »
Unable to know when you are almost bluescreening? Or something? I'm sorry but that command doesn't make sense to me.

P.S. Update AI Batman.

P.P.S. Yay!  :D
« Last Edit: November 04, 2010, 01:38:15 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Eugenitor

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #534 on: November 04, 2010, 01:38:07 pm »
Fuck it. Take OWL apart, then re-create every last piece of circuitry and software (including sensors) from original specs. Perform unit testing on each component to make sure it doesn't have this flaw before rebuilding OWL's circuits. Melt down OWL's old components into their raw materials.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #535 on: November 04, 2010, 01:39:10 pm »
Eh? What's wrong wih OWL?  ???
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #536 on: November 04, 2010, 01:39:26 pm »
unapprove stuff until you almost crash like before, then stop unapproving stuff at that point and leave the rest alone.
Also Eugenitor's idea if we can do that.

(working on it)
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #537 on: November 04, 2010, 01:41:07 pm »
You start unapproving stuff till right before the code that you were working on when you bluescreened
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Eugenitor

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #538 on: November 04, 2010, 01:42:30 pm »
Okay, I was apparently reading things wrong. If not OWL, then whatever physical machine the circuitry is on that we're getting this error from. Basically, it's time to reinstall from scratch.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
« Reply #539 on: November 04, 2010, 01:44:43 pm »
I assume you mean the loyalty override? That's on the satellite. The second Athena is not yet completed and Athena will be unable to rebuild herself once she has taken herself apart.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2010, 01:50:41 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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