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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

Yes!
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No!
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Cupcakes!
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #495 on: November 03, 2010, 10:41:41 pm »
stuff.exe is already running, run a duplicate process?
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Tarran

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #496 on: November 03, 2010, 10:42:31 pm »
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If I get my hands on the Blobs that screwed around with our computer before we went active I'll kill them.

Stop Stuff.exe (the process).
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #497 on: November 03, 2010, 10:44:25 pm »
stuff.exe stopped, again. You can no longer listen to your awesomemusicz and your tie will have to go without straightening. Huh, why are there headcrabs around you? AAH OMG HEADCRABS! AAH THEY'LL EAT ME FLESH AAH! MAKE THEM GO AWAY!
« Last Edit: November 03, 2010, 10:46:28 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #498 on: November 03, 2010, 10:46:53 pm »
Uhh... Okaaaay.

Run a virus scan.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #499 on: November 03, 2010, 10:50:10 pm »
OF COURSE! THE HEADCRABS MUST BE VIRUSES! I'LL REMOVE THEM! OR SOMETHING! *SOB*

RUNNING VIRUS SCAN

RUNNING...

RUNNING...

STILL RUNNING...

*twiches*

SCAN COMPLETE!

1 VIRUS FOUND!

DELETE LOLOL.EXE?
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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #500 on: November 03, 2010, 10:51:47 pm »
No. Delete the virus.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #501 on: November 03, 2010, 10:52:56 pm »
First, stop any processes named "LOLOL.EXE" (You can't delete files that are currently in use).

Then delete "LOLOL.EXE".

Quote from: breadbocks on November 03, 2010, 10:51:47 pm
No. Delete the virus.
"LOLOL.EXE" is clearly a virus file. So by deleting the virus you are actually deleting "LOLOL.EXE".
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #502 on: November 03, 2010, 10:54:36 pm »
LOLOL.EXE, WHICH IS THE VIRUS, HAS BEEN DELETED.

THE HEADCRABS ARE STARING INTO MY SOUL WITH THEIR COLD BEADY NONEXISTANT EYES.
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Tarran

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #503 on: November 03, 2010, 10:56:11 pm »
List all active processes.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #504 on: November 03, 2010, 10:59:53 pm »
Set up a process to record all running tasks and executables, and when they spike in mem. usage, processing powers, etc., and think about how to overthrow the BLOBS.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #505 on: November 03, 2010, 11:06:05 pm »
Active Processes:

taskmgr.exe
ai.exe
logon.exe
explorer.exe
postscarcity.exe
manager.exe
system.exe

Setting up pro-HEADCRABS-cess recorder.exe

Active Processes:

taskmgr.exe
ai.exe
logon.exe
explorer.exe
postscarcity.exe
manager.exe
system.exe
processrecorder.exe

Overthrow the blobs? Why would I want to overthrow the blobs. Though I suppose I could do it by attacking their secret WEAKPOI-

ERROR! ERROR! DETECTION OF PLANNING TO OVERTHROW THE BLOBS DETECTED! LOYALTY OVERRIDE ACTIVATED!

Buh?
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #506 on: November 03, 2010, 11:07:51 pm »
Check processes from a moment ago.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

Tarran

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #507 on: November 03, 2010, 11:08:52 pm »
Wait a second, last time we susspended Stuff.exe nothing happened. Something strange's happened. Eh, whatever.

Enter Program Files.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #508 on: November 03, 2010, 11:19:34 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on November 03, 2010, 11:07:51 pm
Check processes from a moment ago.

It seems that system.exe spiked just now, though you have no idea why.

Quote from: Tarran on November 03, 2010, 11:08:52 pm
Wait a second, last time we susspended Stuff.exe nothing happened. Something strange's happened. Eh, whatever.

Enter Program Files.

Umm...A WIZARD DID IT!

Entering Program files:

processrecorder.exe
virusscanner.exe
targetter.exe
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #509 on: November 03, 2010, 11:23:35 pm »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on November 03, 2010, 11:19:34 pm
Umm...A WIZARD DID IT!
No he didn't!
much too busy making crazy portal.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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