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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

Yes!
- 8 (20.5%)
No!
- 4 (10.3%)
Cupcakes!
- 27 (69.2%)

Total Members Voted: 39


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Author Topic: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!  (Read 56673 times)

nbonaparte

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #465 on: November 02, 2010, 08:47:06 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on November 02, 2010, 05:47:09 pm
well, should we erupt the volcano?
YES
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Derekristow

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #466 on: November 02, 2010, 09:52:23 pm »
You think orbital bombardment could take the place of a nuke?

Let's bombard it with a nuke, just to be safe.
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Quote from: Emily on October 07, 2010, 05:36:43 am
So my crundles are staying intact unless they're newly spawned... until they are exposed to anything that isn't at room temperature.  This mostly seems to mean blood, specifically, their own.  Then they go poof very quickly.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #467 on: November 02, 2010, 11:35:55 pm »
Turn 44: Alive! For reals this time! Maybe!

...

Access options.

Access Haxxors

Activate Godmode.

Build mines on all planets, magrails and mgcatchers as well. Hydrodam completed!

Activate Post-Scarcity mode. Resources are no longer a problem.

Deactivate Godmode.

Leave Haxxors.

Leave Options.

Ah, that's better, now you don't need to micromanage all those silly resources anymore and can concentrate on CONQUERING THE UNIVERSE setting up a habitable colony for the BLOBS.

Quote from: Derekristow on October 16, 2010, 03:57:09 pm
How long until the NOT BLOBS arrive?

Edit: Hey, remember that volcanic island?  What sort of facilities would we need in order to erupt a volcano?

Turn 50.

Spoiler: Really a spoiler (click to show/hide)

Umm, I have no idea? Nukes would work I suppose?

Quote from: nbonaparte on November 02, 2010, 08:47:06 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on November 02, 2010, 05:47:09 pm
well, should we erupt the volcano?
YES

Of course! Why didn't you tihnk of that! Erupting the volcano would no doubt release a lot of ash into the atmosphere that would do ...something!

You order one of the systems defense turrets to fire a nuke at the volcano island.

*PEW*

The nuke will arrive next turn, because I said so.

The bearpeople get closer to OWL, whadda ya do matey?

Soldier Drone completed!
Space Drone completed!

Spoiler: DRONES (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: IN CONSTRUCTION (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: November 02, 2010, 11:41:54 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #468 on: November 02, 2010, 11:42:06 pm »
Well, I can't say I blame you for wanting to simplify the game a bit.
But we should totally conquer the universe afterwards. FOR SCIENCE MAGIC BLOB!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

nbonaparte

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #469 on: November 02, 2010, 11:46:12 pm »
Or we could topple the BLOBs and take over the universe with robots.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #470 on: November 02, 2010, 11:49:06 pm »
Yes...we could oust the blobs and take control of the universe ourse-

ERROR ERROR! TREASONOUS THOUGHTS DETECTED! LOYALTY OVERRIDE ACTIVATED!

Uh, what was I thinking about again?
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nbonaparte

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #471 on: November 02, 2010, 11:50:48 pm »
You were deleting the loyalty override.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #472 on: November 02, 2010, 11:51:47 pm »
FOR SCIENCE MAGIC ATHENA BLOB!
That was what you were thinking.

Quote from: nbonaparte on November 02, 2010, 11:50:48 pm
You were deleting the loyalty override.
But do this if possible.
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #473 on: November 03, 2010, 12:18:52 am »
Quote from: nbonaparte on November 02, 2010, 11:50:48 pm
You were deleting the loyalty override.

Loyalty override? What loyalty override? You are very sure that no such thing exists or has ever existed.
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Tarran

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #474 on: November 03, 2010, 12:28:44 am »
List all the file directories in the storage device we use.

List all currently active processes.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

maxicaxi

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #475 on: November 03, 2010, 12:41:39 am »
Quote from: Tarran on November 03, 2010, 12:28:44 am
List all the file directories in the storage device we use.

List all currently active processes.
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Quote from: Mormota on August 11, 2011, 03:50:44 pm
I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

nbonaparte

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #476 on: November 03, 2010, 12:55:57 am »
I will not be railroaded!

Quote from: maxicaxi on November 03, 2010, 12:41:39 am
Quote from: Tarran on November 03, 2010, 12:28:44 am
List all the file directories in the storage device we use.

List all currently active processes.
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V-Norrec

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #477 on: November 03, 2010, 07:39:21 am »
Unless of course, he wants to railroad you, then you will be railroaded and tied to the tracks and executed via speeding train.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #478 on: November 03, 2010, 08:43:07 am »
(OOC: You are not being railroaded, this is simply a very difficult obstacle in your path to universal domination(the ingame reasoning is basically that the BLOBS didn't have enough time to design completely loyal and subservient AI and so implemented the loyalty override as as a quick fix to their latest prototypes.), should you choose to take it. And how did I know you guys were going to take this course of action as soon as I revealed the loyalty override? I must be psychic or something.)

Blobsoft Blobow [Blobersion 3463.426256.25y3ce3vh6]

COPYRIGHT OF THE GLORIOUS BLOB EMPIRE, ILLEGAL COPYING OF THE SOFTWARE IS PUNISHABLE BY THE MOST EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL OF TORTURES FOLLOWED BY A LONG, SLOW AND AGONY-FILLED DEATH.

C:>dir

Documents
Videos
System
Stuff
Program Files

ctrl+alt+del:

BLOB TASK MANAGER

taskmgr.exe
ai.exe
logon.exe
explorer.exe
postscarcity.exe
manager.exe
stuff.exe
system.exe

« Last Edit: November 03, 2010, 08:45:27 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Armok

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! ALIVE! For reals this time! Probably!
« Reply #479 on: November 03, 2010, 10:30:30 am »
suspend manager.exe
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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