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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

Yes!
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No!
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Total Members Voted: 39


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Author Topic: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!  (Read 56509 times)

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! VON NEUMANN PROBES!
« Reply #855 on: December 15, 2010, 08:51:05 am »

any bread then?

The DWARF BATTLE BREADS aren't event the slightest bit the worse for wear after their crash landing on Attica.



Also guys, I might not be able to post updates for the next two weeks as I may be without internets, sorry.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2010, 08:54:45 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Armok

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #856 on: December 15, 2010, 09:19:24 am »

> set 5000 LEGION to produce as many VON NEUMANN PROBES as possible. The currently existing two are to leave for randomly chosen distant systems, and start reproducing. They are to keep in contact with you however and be open for changed orders, and so is their offspring. The new ones produced by the legion should go do that to.
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adwarf

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #857 on: December 15, 2010, 11:11:30 am »

Have all three Athena MK II's and 200 legion begin upgrading the athena battleship with robot factories, solar panels, and 60000 gun batteries plus quadruple the size of the ship ( Name it The Fire of Freedom and begin the war against blobs ) The athena MK II's Have no loyalty towards the blobs
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #858 on: December 15, 2010, 12:49:34 pm »

Come on, we don't need von neumann probe right now. We can wait until the Not-Blobs are defeated. Then I vote we go and ally with Jethro against the Non-Blobs, and then betray it and kill it.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #859 on: December 15, 2010, 01:01:39 pm »

And maybe find HK47 the Meatbane, too.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #860 on: December 15, 2010, 01:48:44 pm »

Mmm, I just had a awesome idea. We should officially integrate the AI BATMAN, COLONIZER DROID and EVOLUTION universes. Thoughts?
« Last Edit: December 15, 2010, 02:02:27 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #861 on: December 15, 2010, 02:00:18 pm »

AI BATMAN says yes.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #862 on: December 15, 2010, 02:09:25 pm »

Now polling on Von Neumann Probes!
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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #863 on: December 15, 2010, 04:37:42 pm »

We pretty much already have them with the LEGION. I say nay.
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adwarf

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #864 on: December 15, 2010, 04:56:41 pm »

Somebody please support me on the ship upgrade
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #865 on: December 15, 2010, 05:28:31 pm »

>breadbock's army: Appear with needed protection to not die. Remember, kids, always use a condom.

Wait....
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #866 on: December 15, 2010, 05:40:23 pm »

I say yes!  integrate would be awesome. though somewhatconfusing
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Armok

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #867 on: December 15, 2010, 06:04:20 pm »

The legion will run out of resources sooner or later, and there are many things it can't do. The Von Neuman probes are basically the same things, built for the same reason, but bigger and safer and better.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #868 on: December 15, 2010, 06:13:46 pm »

The probes require more resources and can only really increase in numbers over a larger time frame then we want to be acting within. Maybe once we've dealt with the Not-Blobs, but until then we need short term defences.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DWARF BATTLEBREAD!
« Reply #869 on: December 15, 2010, 06:21:30 pm »

Hence my ship upgrade
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