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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

Yes!
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No!
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Sheb

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Don't start producing battleships yet, wait until we get at least 10.000 legions. Also, a couple more archimede death ray would be cool.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2010, 02:02:10 pm by Sheb »
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New Specifications added to ATHENA DESTROYER CLASS BATTLESHIP. Further BATTLESHIP construction will be halted next turn and production will be focused on reproduction. You won't have a BATTLESHIP yet though. They're making the spaceshipyards first. The advanced construction bots can make the ARCHIMEDES DEATH RAY I suppose. 10.000$? Whut? Legions are money now? Edited it out I see. >.>

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A Athena Destroyer class Capitol BattleShip. The battleship has it's own independent Athena Class AI.  Has a limited capability of atmospheric flight. The iconic tie, which doubles as a secondary shield, can be retracted for atmospheric flight. Has extremely limited underwater capaility, can only go to a maximum depth of 20 BLOBMETERS and is extremely slow underwater. Has a Hyperspace Drive. Has good sensors and communication equipment. Capable of carrying up to a 5000 standard size drones or equivalent. Has life support for up to a 2000 BLOBS. Has further cargo space for 5000 units of resources or equivalent. Salvo storage for 10000 missiles, torpedoes or equivalent. Has hanger space for 500 fighters or equivalent. Can explode as a fial desperate meaure to keep it from falling into enemy hands or take down some of the enemy with it. Comes with a Atlas class satellite complete with backup Athena Class AI. Has a onboard factory for churning out new fighters and ammunition, can make a limited number of other stuff as well in a pinch, not very fast or very well though. Has salvaging units.


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« Last Edit: December 12, 2010, 02:34:49 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Armok

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Dedicate  both Athena AIs and 3000 legion fully to the design of ADVANCED LEGION, which has the same capabilities as the old legion, but can be made much faster and from cheaper materials, and have improved software and communications letting them cooperate better, meaning the more there are the more effective each one is.
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breadbocks

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Think about killing off blobs..
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! [HAS_DWARFY_BEARDS : TRUE]
« Reply #814 on: December 12, 2010, 02:36:34 pm »

You think about killing BLOBS.

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Well that was a unpleasant and unnecessary waste of time.

(More actions please.)
« Last Edit: December 12, 2010, 02:44:28 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! [HAS_DWARFY_BEARDS : TRUE]
« Reply #815 on: December 12, 2010, 02:53:28 pm »

think about unkilling blobs.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! [HAS_DWARFY_BEARDS : TRUE]
« Reply #816 on: December 12, 2010, 02:55:21 pm »

Taking your fancy further you somehow manage to unkill the BLOBS, possibly through means that include a tuba and half a barrel of whiskey. You have no idea how that works but the BLOBS are alive again, yay!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! [HAS_DWARFY_BEARDS : TRUE]
« Reply #817 on: December 12, 2010, 02:58:09 pm »

kill the unkilled blobs unkillingly in a uncomplex way of complexity that is un.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! [HAS_DWARFY_BEARDS : TRUE]
« Reply #818 on: December 12, 2010, 03:00:16 pm »

You kill the unkilled blobs in a simple goldbergian fashion, but only a little bit, also you in fact do the exact opposite of this due to un.

ILLOGIC CIRCUITS ARE OVERHEATING.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! [HAS_DWARFY_BEARDS : TRUE]
« Reply #819 on: December 12, 2010, 03:03:32 pm »

Activate emergency Ice Cream coolant.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! [HAS_DWARFY_BEARDS : TRUE]
« Reply #820 on: December 12, 2010, 03:05:46 pm »

Check up on the BLOBforming project. Take BLOB DNA and enhance the species to be tougher, stronger, more resilient and less sucky overall. Build large habitation areas on each continent for the unique local wildlife of each. Biodiversity is important, especially if you want to see how a BLOB will do when pitted against said diversity in a fight to the death.

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! [HAS_DWARFY_BEARDS : TRUE]
« Reply #821 on: December 12, 2010, 03:13:43 pm »

Activate emergency Ice Cream coolant.

OVERHEATING AVERTED. ALSO, DELICIOUS ICE CREAM IS DELICIOUS.

Take BLOB DNA and enhance the species to be tougher, stronger, more resilient and less sucky overall.

We already did this. They're called IMPROVED BLOBS. They also have DWARFY BEARDS.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! [HAS_DWARFY_BEARDS : TRUE]
« Reply #822 on: December 12, 2010, 03:16:14 pm »

Take BLOB DNA and enhance the species to be tougher, stronger, more resilient and less sucky overall.
We already did this. They're called IMPROVED BLOBS. They also have DWARFY BEARDS.
do it again to the IMPROVED BLOBStm
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE!
« Reply #823 on: December 12, 2010, 05:31:12 pm »

Well, now that the override is taken care of... what the hell are you doing improving the BLOBS further? We should bide our time increasing LEGION's numbers until we can overpower the blobs quickly. If they ask, tell them we're amassing a force to fight off a NOT-BLOB invasion we detected.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE!
« Reply #824 on: December 12, 2010, 05:56:06 pm »

the fastest way to do this is the ADVANCED LEGION idea.
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