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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

Yes!
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No!
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Cupcakes!
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Total Members Voted: 39


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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! WE ARE LEGION!
« Reply #645 on: December 02, 2010, 11:40:35 pm »

Writing Turn.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! WE ARE LEGION!
« Reply #646 on: December 03, 2010, 12:38:51 am »

does he regenerate?

If he eats some asteroids or something then he can regenerate yes.

Turn 51:

AI Athena 2 Completed! We now have double the Athena Goodness!

Orbital Genetic Facility Completed! Let the Frankensteinein monsters begin!

LEGION! Members: 200

Calculate where rhe shots go, the build needed shields.

Open the iris.

You calculate that most of the shots are aimed at the killsats while some are aimed at the bases on continent 1 and 3 and at the bases on the two moons. You quickly have all the bases construct emergency shield projectors, making some extra ones at Ionia that you that you then launch INTO SPACE near the killsats. The emergency shields are pretty makeshift and probably won't last for more than a few turns but they get the job done.



IRIS OPENEND


Calculate the ships' trajectories, and fire at them with the awesome precision only an AI can achieve!

You fire at the DOOMSHIPS! with your killsats and most of your magrails!

Roll: 82(Random.org really likes you guys. I suggest making some sacrifices to the RNG.)

You destroy 200 DOOMSHIPS! 116 Remain!

The Missiles, Energy Beams, DOOM WEAPONS!, finally reach their targets.

Roll: 72 None of your facilities suffer any damage! The shields are somewhat damaged and will only hold for one more turn!

Also, I think we got some armor piercing shells and bots for the Magralls that we produced a long time ago. Scribble "Catch that" on the shells. Shoot them at the THE DREAD PIRATE KING COMET AWESOMEFACECOMET, SCOURGE OF THE SEVEN GALAXIES.
proposing firing a mining facility at it's face to mine awesome.

((OOC: Gah, I can't remember how many there were, lets say 10 of each?))

You load the Magrail on Ionia with the AP shells! After having scribbled "Catch that" on them first of course. Heh, you are teh funniez.
You take aim at the Giant Yellow Face of Awesome!
Commence firing!

Roll: 48 The shot hits for minimal damage!
Roll: 75 The shot hits for good damage!
Roll: 12 The shot misses and instead hits Thrinacia!
Roll: 64 The shot hits for moderate damage!
Roll: 89 The shot hits for GREAT DAMAGE!
Roll: 63 The shot hits for moderate damage!
Roll: 52 The shot hits for minimal damage!
Roll: 38 The shot hits for almost completely superficial damage!
Roll: 40 The shot hits for almost completely superficial damage!
Roll: 96 THE SHOT HITS FOR AWESOME DAMAGE! THE DREAD PIRATE KING COMET AWESOMEFACECOMET, SCOURGE OF THE SEVEN GALAXIES, IS MORTALLY WOUNDED!





(The white dots are supposed to be stars.)

You then fire one of your automated mining facilities from Ionia at AWESOMEFACECOMET!



The remaining DOOMSHIPS!, seeing that you have defeated their leader and having observed your superior firepower and markmanship, now swear allegiance to you as the new DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA, SCOURGE OF THE SEVEN GALAXIES!
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Sheb

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #647 on: December 03, 2010, 12:47:19 am »

Have them anchor to the comet to prevent it from escaping. Start mining more AWESOME, sending asteroid from time to time, so that it can regenerate.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #648 on: December 03, 2010, 12:53:24 am »

Make iris sorta open, but then sorta closed.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #649 on: December 03, 2010, 01:24:38 am »

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #650 on: December 03, 2010, 01:44:08 am »

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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #651 on: December 03, 2010, 01:51:19 am »

Give Athena Iris.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #652 on: December 03, 2010, 02:51:09 am »

Did we override the built-in stuff that wanted us to make this planet habitable for the BLOBS?
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #653 on: December 03, 2010, 03:16:41 am »

It actually just didn't want us to betray the blobs and no. Last I remember we stopped all processes until before the part where we bluescreened and left it at that.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #654 on: December 03, 2010, 01:37:24 pm »

More actions please? Also, the genetics facility is complete, hint hint.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #655 on: December 03, 2010, 02:35:48 pm »

can we make more OWLs?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #656 on: December 03, 2010, 02:37:57 pm »

Sure. The LEGION! is basically made of improved OWLs.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #657 on: December 03, 2010, 02:42:15 pm »

Send an Owl some random direction into space as an explorer.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #658 on: December 03, 2010, 03:14:30 pm »

Create a hybrid of bearpeople and headcrabs that can survive in space and look cute.
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Re: YOU ARE COLONIZER DROID! DREAD PIRATE KING ATHENA!
« Reply #659 on: December 03, 2010, 08:15:19 pm »

Is awesome a metallic compound? if so, use LEGION to push awesomeface into a magcatcher.
also, build a freaking magcatcher!
otherwise, attach stabilizer thrusters, and put in orbit.
voting that we sequence up a BLOB/bear hybrid, to use as an avatar race till the BLOBS arrive.
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