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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

Yes!
- 8 (20.5%)
No!
- 4 (10.3%)
Cupcakes!
- 27 (69.2%)

Total Members Voted: 39


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Aklyon

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Its something that should stay in the thread it came from. we're working fine in here without it.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Did I kill this thread? :(
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Turn 43: It's Alive! It's Alive!

Tunneler completed and advanced construction drone completed.

Tunneler started construction of underground bunker for backup Athena. Estimated completion: Turn 50.

Send 2000 of iron and copper on each of Attica's continent. Continue scanning/mining, and build some AP shell. Also, start working on a Magrail on Continent 2 ASA the hydrodam is completed.

Iron and copper sent. 2 AP shells constructed. The advanced construction drone and OWL start construction of a hydrodam on the nearby stream using local materials as well as 500 iron and 200 copper. Estimated completion: Turn 48.

Construct another factory at Ionia.

Construct an automated mine on each continent of Attica.

Construction of drone factory started. Estimated completion: Turn 45

The advanced construction drones construct two automated mines on both continent 1 and 2.

Okay, no Titans.

...Can we make hologram projectors?

Why? And yes.

SOME BEARPEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPOTTED ON THE HORIZON AND SEEM TO BE HEADED FOR YOUR CAPTURED BEARPEOPLE SETTLEMENT. THEY SEEM TO BE CARRYING A VARIETY OF ITEMS. TRADERS PERHAPS?

Spoiler: RESOURCES (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: DRONES (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: IN CONSTRUCTION (click to show/hide)
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #438 on: October 13, 2010, 09:49:00 am »

Surely they feel we are divine and they have come to bring us gifts!
Or they're warlike and we'll need OWL to kill them.
Either way we get resources.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #439 on: October 13, 2010, 10:21:15 am »

you shuld probably list what each drone and factory etc. is doing as well.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #440 on: October 13, 2010, 11:31:55 am »

Holographic Titan army.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #441 on: October 13, 2010, 11:48:51 am »

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #442 on: October 13, 2010, 11:59:51 am »

Biuld: a tank capable of housing and providing an arteficial simulated enviroment to the brain of one of those natives.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #443 on: October 13, 2010, 12:25:19 pm »

Great, so we'll have angry bearmecha instead of angry bearpeople.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #444 on: October 13, 2010, 12:45:39 pm »

no, we'll have bear brain-jar for experimenting on.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #445 on: October 13, 2010, 05:36:00 pm »

Alright, send scouts to catalog any large lifeforms
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #446 on: October 13, 2010, 06:50:25 pm »

Study BLOBIUM. We need to know exactly what every property it has is.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #447 on: October 14, 2010, 07:48:56 am »

You study the BLOBIUM intensely, confirming what you already knew, namely that is completely useless. Except for use in the game of NOT GONNA HAPPEN as the stakes, dice, gameboard, scenery and game models of course.

Alright, send scouts to catalog any large lifeforms

Define large.
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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! It lives once more!
« Reply #448 on: October 14, 2010, 08:25:30 am »

Alright, send scouts to catalog any large lifeforms

Define large.
not microscopic.
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« Reply #449 on: October 14, 2010, 09:25:17 am »

You start catalogueing nearby life.

~1000 insects counted.
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