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[de5me7]

Carps with arms? *Runs for the hills*

carps with legs? *chased up the hills*

[Brandon816]

Because strangling someone underwater isn't redundant at all.

It's strangling if you are actually choking them underwater, drowning them if you aren't. It really isn't redundant.

[Comrade]

They have to be able to speak as well.

Carp: Funjiflan Gfjdina Erodia!
Carp: Yignqiul...
Carp: Erdncpozl
[Carp: Prepare to Die!]...

Milker Dwarf: What the fuck?

[Nilik]

Because strangling someone underwater isn't redundant at all.

It's strangling if you are actually choking them underwater, drowning them if you aren't. It really isn't redundant.

Its redundant because they're already unable to breathe, so the strangling isn't really killing them any faster.

[arzzult]

Because strangling someone underwater isn't redundant at all.

It's strangling if you are actually choking them underwater, drowning them if you aren't. It really isn't redundant.

Its redundant because they're already unable to breathe, so the strangling isn't really killing them any faster.

You seem to be forgetting that in DF when you strangle some one they tend to bleed to death before they suffocate.

[Medicine Man]

Because strangling someone underwater isn't redundant at all.

It's strangling if you are actually choking them underwater, drowning them if you aren't. It really isn't redundant.

Its redundant because they're already unable to breathe, so the strangling isn't really killing them any faster.

You seem to be forgetting that in DF when you strangle some one they tend to bleed to death before they suffocate.

Yeah. That's pretty wierd.

[Neonivek]

It is pretty tough to blackmail people with pictures of them when the person in question just happens to be right beside them.

UNLESS it is a comic book, movie, or TV show where such a picture would indeed be taken as possibly 100% real and thus they would start questioning who it is beside them.

[Azkanan]

This thread:

And thus, the Carp Men were born and easily destroyed the Bat men, Serpent Men, and so forth.

Also, Scamps? Found him on my bed.

Spoiler: image heavy (click to show/hide)

[NKDietrich]

I don't understand, why isn't that cat in a birchen cage? Are you mad?!

[Azkanan]

No worries. My hammerer... Neutered... him.

[KillerClowns]

You really shouldn't expose him to so much mutagenic radiation.  You should just be glad he only grew a tail instead of something really freaky.

[Azkanan]

Like a beard.

[xdarkcodex]

Like a beard.

That would be so awesome!

[monk12]

Like a beard.

That would be so awesome!

Must....resist..............modding impulse

[Kamudo]

Bearded cats...?