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[Nivim]

 Have an excuse to finally tailor a wardrobe that I'm not regularly infuriated with.

 What would you do if you found an old pipe in your basement leaking magic? (The evil fae kind, the Excalibur and Merlin kind, the curse and blessing kind, the elemental kind, the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark kind, the transcendent/fate-control kind, the raw chaos kind, and so on and so forth...)

[dragnar]

Study it, attempting to learn first which sort of magic it was, and then how to use it. After I had mastered it's use? Dragons.

WWYDI you discovered that all myths are true, and that every mythical creature ever imagined could be summoned with the right phrase?

[FuzzyZergling]

Suddenly, dwarves. Hundreds of them.

What would you do if you suddenly lost all the knowledge you gained from using the internet?

[KaguroDraven]

Go on the internet and begin as a noob once more.

WWYDI Xykon showed up at your house and took it over as a base of operations?

[grey9]

i would never read lord of the stick again and seeing as i havmt read it since the seige arc i have no clue what is happening.


what would you do if you were rod serling

[iceball3]

Go on the internet and begin as a noob once more.

WWYDI Xykon showed up at your house and took it over as a base of operations?

Tell them that there might be an invisible spy in my house.
WWYDI millions clones of myself and you formed mixed armies and had an all out war?

[RAM]

My clones would start personalising themselves and wearing disguises while withdrawing from major battles and staging mostly ambushes and brief raids. We would then mount a major offensive against one of your weaker armies and horribly mutilate our victims to provoke a major offensive. We would then draw your clones towards the civilised world and dissipate into society. While your clones are busy waging war on the rest of civilisation we will work our way into positions of power and conquer it from the inside by the strength of our unified purpose...

What would you do if you swapped bodies with an olympic gymnast?

[iceball3]

Freak out about how i suddenly am filled with those loathesome steroids.
WWYDI you could rule the world at my side?

[RAM]

Poison in the wine, leaks in the brake fluid, pianos from rooftops, and, if necessary, a good old fashioned knife to the back.

What would you do if you knew that you were going to live for exactly 500 years?

[iceball3]

Poison in the wine, leaks in the brake fluid, pianos from rooftops, and, if necessary, a good old fashioned knife to the back.

What would you do if you knew that you were going to live for exactly 500 years?

I am non-alcoholic, i don't drive a car. I never go outside. The knife is the closest that will ever come to working

Try to use math to double my time.
WWYDI you could make portals from windows, doors etc?

[dwarfguy2]

Wonder if I could make them in clocks. If so become a master sculptor of Nothing.

WWYDI (this is based on a REALLY weird dream I had last night) you were Meta Knight, and were a member of the jury in a court where Dedede was the prosecutor, Numbuh One (of "Codename: Kids Next Door" fame) as the judge, and Arthur dent as the defendant?

[Nivim]

 I would shift into a normal knight in shining armour, then shift a few more times in the next second till I couldn't even remember my form. Then, I would insure that the entire reason the court was convened becomes moot; possibly with wanton destruction, but that's the easy option.

 

What would you do if you found an old pipe in your basement leaking magic? (The evil fae kind, the Excalibur and Merlin kind, the curse and blessing kind, the elemental kind, the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark kind, the transcendent/fate-control kind, the raw chaos kind, and so on and so forth...)

Study it, attempting to learn first which sort of magic it was, and then how to use it. After I had mastered it's use? Dragons.

Sort? It's magic; all of it, all at once, distilled into it's essence and physical form. Thus simultaneously extremely deadly to work with and ridiculously rewarding if you succeed.

 What would you do if the above pipe happened to be leaking on your bed while you were at work?

[Keita]

Harness it power and bring Dwarf Fortress into RL for the lulz.

WWYDI you were confronted by a naked mole rat?

[KaguroDraven]

Give it nachos.

WWYDI you where somehow elected as pope?

[dwarfguy2]

Replace Christianity with a dark, evil sect. Spread evil throughout the world. . Profit.

WWYDI you boarded the Halberd?