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[Ze Spy]

Fool people into thinking a Nuclear Detonation happened

WWYDI you were a one-eyed, bomb lobbin', cactus eatin', pot-bellied-punk, bloody, fat, jigglin', whoppin', big, backstabbin', lard-armed, creepy, spastic little, bloody, blind eyed, precious little, twitchy, pickle-headed, rocket hoppin', pod, potato hoppin', phony, two-faced, filthy, mutant bastard?

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I'd emphasize "precious" on the dating sites.

What would you do if your extravagant friend brought a live full-size elephant to your birthday party?

[RAM]

Turn it into a cyborg and terrorise the population.

What would you do if you had telekinesis?

[Ze Spy]

Randomly smack barrels into people

WWYDI Some Racist Assholes claiming to be "Above other races" Capture your town and all of you happened to be a race they hated most?

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Oh snap I have such a reply for this one. But if I were a mod and saw it I'd mute me for a week at least, so I'm not even gonna.

Just know that it was completely awesome. Bask.

[RAM]

I would give them nightmares in which they were of the race which they most despised. They would either go insane or tolerant. I might do it to the rest of the villagers too...

What would you do if turning off your fridge for three days would produce a new form of sentient life?

[dragnar]

Buy a second fridge. Move my food into it. Turn off the first fridge.

WWYDI you had every superpower ever?

[CoughDrop]

Turn into obsidian from being made of both magma and water.

WWYDI Satan Santa Clause broke into your house and proclaimed that you are now his 'property'?

[KaguroDraven]

Point out I like stabbing things and there are many sharp things near by, so if he would prefer not to have additional holes he should just go away.

WWYDI Ruddolf started humping your dog?

[RAM]

Acquire red-nosed trophy.

What would you do if you ate a hot-dog?

[Terrahex]

repent my sins of eating live animals (especialy dogs that are of high temperatures), shave my head, and go into meditation until my hair reaches my feet

WWYDI you lost all of your five senses?

[FuzzyZergling]

Squirm around until I bite off my own tongue, then bleed to death.
Or be culled from the swarm, whichever came first.

What would you do if your older brother and paradox-self were killed by a near-omnipotent teleporting dog-man who glowed green?

[RAM]

Merge with the source of its omnipotent-teleporting-dog-green-glow powers and bend them into cat powers, providing the perfect opportunity for me to pounce on it while it slept,

What would you do if you could create stable temporal anomalies?

[GrueSlayer]

Abuse such anomalies for immortality, wealth, and power.
What Would you do if you if you had access to the world's RAW files?

[Strife26]

Zefies.



What would you do if you were snowed in today?