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[dragnar]

Jump into the magical screen and take over the internet.

WWYDI I took over the internet?

[FuzzyZergling]

Nothing. Why would I care who rules a series of tubes?

What would you do if your nemesis kept a picture of you on the other pillow to sleep with at night?

[RAM]

Consider the implications of the whole of existence going to sleep at night.

What would you do if you were paranoid?

[Ricky]

i would wonder what you were doing asking me why i'm paranoid


what would you do with one solitary military grade- missle? and all the componets to shoot it with?

[silhouette]

SHOOT IT AT MY OWN HOUSE AND CLAIM TERRORISTS DID IT AND SET UP A FUND TO HELP ME GET MORE MONEY TO BUY A BIGGER AND BETTER HOUSE THAT ROCKS THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE.

WWYDI YOU COULDNT STOP TYPING IN CAPS.

[Tarran]

Spoiler: NINJA (click to show/hide)

ERROR. OBJECT NOT FOUND; "MISSLE".

USING NEAREST MATCH; "MISSILE".

I would fire it at an angle so it would leave the atmosphere and continuously orbit the Earth for as long as possible. Just to be an asshole to someone in the future likely after I die of old age.

I would learn how to program and create a program that un-capitalizes text and use it whenever I need non-capitalized text.

What would you do if you were suddenly teleported into the future and when you arrived there you found out you owned an Earth-like planet?

[RAM]

Find future-me and merge with them to become super-me. I would then use subtly increasing layers of propaganda, physical manipulation, and psychic influence to convert the entire population into mes, and merge with them to become super-super-me. I would then use my new-found power to similarly conquer and absorb all intelligence in the galaxy, and become a deity. I would then randomly appear on developing planets and mess with the locals.

What would you do if you were bored?

[Keita]

Attempt to bring anime girls into real life.

WWYDI you could attain godhood but you needed to kill loved ones?

[KaguroDraven]

Not attain godhood, obviously.

WWYDI you had a device that would only work once but could send you into any fiction universe?

[dragnar]

Go to Retroville, have the resident genius build me more of them.

WWYDI you met Richard of LFG?

[Ze Spy]

Walk past

WWYDI you are the Last Human in the Universe?(Say , Some Virus Killed The Entire population of Humans And you were the only one Immune to the Virus)

[iceball3]

Finish Immortality research, followed by cloning research, and then finish off with vaccine and revival research. This way i can revive and clone The Toad.

WWYDI your toe suddenly grew 345 times it's size?

[RAM]

Document the event and submit my findings on the spontaneous generation of mass/energy to Nature.

What would you do if you could only type 200 more characters, because the 201st character would trigger the spontaneous and immediate detonation of every explosive device on the planet.

[dragnar]

I'm nowhere near any explosives. So...

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WWYDI you had telekinesis?

[RAM]

1. Practise.
2. Practise.
3. Split atoms anywhere on the planet, communicate by vibrating surfaces anywhere on the planet, perfectly maintain my own state.
4. Profit.

What would you do if everyone that you touched turned to stone?