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[RAM]

Avoid using such language...

What would you do to stop people repeating the same questions?

[Archangel]

Cease being a bad example.


What would you do if you woke up one day as a Roman Legionary, remembered all the appropriate training, and were of a suitable fitness level, but had no idea how you got there?

[RAM]

Try to wake up the next day in Alexander the Great's army.

What would you do if sandwiches were outlawed?

[GlyphGryph]

Become an outlaw, as only they would have sandwiches.

What would you do if you discovered you sometimes turned into a werewolf at night and did terrible things?

[Medicine Man]

Swim to America, butcher Justin Bieber with my bare claws.

What would you do if you were crapping a clone of yourself?

[RAM]

Conquer the world!

What would you do if you figured out how to conquer the world?

[Medicine Man]

Conquer the world!

What would you do if you vomited on the altar of destruction?

[maxicaxi]

RUN

what would you do if someone gave you a real disc with Slaves to Armok II: Dwarf Fortress 1.32

[RAM]

Upload it to the community, but tell Toady not to look at it, for fear of contaminating the timestream...
Wait until someone else has tried it before actually running the thing, it is bound to be a super-virus from the future, better to unleash it on the entire world than risk my own computer...

What would you do if you discovered that you were a robot that could shoot lasers out of its eyes and project an energy shield that is impervious to conventional weapons, and that most of your biological processes were just simulations that can be turned off?

[Megaman]

Probably get a career as a mop.

What would you do if you were a mop.

[RAM]

Become a pom mop.

What would you do if you could only type with the order of the letters reversed?

[breadbocks]

.tsipyt dab a eB

What would you do if you felt the urge to scream "STRANGER DANGER!"?

[dragnar]

Blink several times in confusion, then ignore the impulse.

What would you do if you had a killer deathbot?

[RAM]

Have it remake me in its image.

What would you do if you learned how to perfectly predict lightning strikes?

[dwarfguy2]

Put all people I hate in them.

WWYDI you were trapped in a great cave, a maze of twisty passages, all alike, looking for the void that shall be your exit... but all sorts of factions want nothing more then to kill you?