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[dwarfguy2]

DOES NOT COMPUTE

WWYDI SYSTEM ERROR: 4331 DENIAL OF SERVICE

[FuzzyZergling]

WWYDI you were sane?

Immediately revert to insanity when viewing there forums.

What would you do if you were a Double Down?

[dragnar]

Get him to block varius imposible thing like ageing, unhappyness, gravity, imperfection...

Block gravity? Ha, he already killed it! Now you can fly!

Be held up by a man with awesome hair maaaaaaan.

WWYDI you were Kefka?

[Armok]

Make a list of the 100 greatest ***holes in politics, business and media, then kill them.

DDYDI you had a petaflop proccessor?

[dragnar]

Run all the Dwarf fortresses. All of them.

WWYDI you had x-ray vision? (the usual version, not actual x-rays. That would be worthless.)

[Armok]

Get a job at Wikileaks.

WWYDI you could read, and premember perfectly, 2000 pages of text a hour.

[RAM]

Memorise the code for DF and run it in my head.

What would you do if everybody you talked to turned into a doughnut for 1 minute, 1 minute after you started to talk to them?

[dwarfguy2]

Go through a TZ-like experience, eventually trying to devour the population of Earth. However, I would later be shown to just be an insane, cannibalistic sociopath.

WWYDI the events of Do Not Trust the Rainbow Snail happened to you?

[RAM]

Embrace my new life.

What would you do if you couldn't type any complete words?

[dragnar]

Fail out of school and become a freelance bum.

WWYDI you knew the world was about to end... and no one else did.

[Lillipad]

Flee to the moon.

What would you do if you were a mafia don?

[RAM]

Bribe my way to the top of the C.I.A.

What would you do if you were adrift in orbit, falling towards the atmosphere, will burn up in 2 hours, and have 10 hours worth of breathable air left?

[GlyphGryph]

Wait two hours, then burn up. 8 hours and five minutes later, I'd suffocate.

Now, second try...
What would you do if you discovered your universe was about to be torn asunder via an overly complicated game, and everyone in it would be killed, and that you had the power to break this process and the game, and save your world... But you also learn the process and destruction of previous universes in the same way was how yours came to be born, and each universe in the long series has been slightly better than the one that gave it birth (on average)?

[Spade]

I'd log off of MSPA

WWYDI if you were bored?

[Lillipad]

I'd redundantly say if twice in my question, and rectify the situation by drilling my own peephole into my front door.

What would you do if if you typed if if twice all the time with no way of solving it?