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[dragnar]

It's a secret. But there won't be any more EA Sports games.

What would you do if you had The Luggage?

[Solifuge]

I would start a 1-Minute Steam Cleaning business, since anything put into the Luggage comes out freshly laundered and smelling faintly of lavender.

What would you do if you were suddenly the only person on the planet?

What would you do if you were stuck in a wall?

I'd shout "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR!" until someone let me out.

[dwarfguy2]

Go through the events of the Twilight Zone episode "Time enough to last". And the Futurama mock version once I'm all done crying over my glasses which I suddenly needed.

What would you do if you got trapped in World of Warcraft with only a butter knife and street clothes?

[GlyphGryph]

I'd break my glasses, and then curse the gods. There was finally time, damn it! I finally had time!

What would you do if you discovered your universe was about to be torn asunder via an overly complicated game, and everyone in it would be killed, and that you had the power to break this process and the game, and save your world... But you also learn the process and destruction of previous universes in the same way was how yours came to be born, and each universe in the long series has been slightly better than the one that gave it birth (on average)?

Edit: Damn! Ninja'd, and with the same reference!

[dwarfguy2]

Yes. You were ninja'd. it was because I had one more pallbearer to type faster for me. You were probably also distracted by that nuclear war.

[dragnar]

I would use my knife to hunt rats. After collecting enough tails/ears/tongues/etc. I would trade up for better stuff. After several days of this, I WOULD BE A GOD.

What would you do if you could shapeshift into anything you wanted?

[dwarfguy2]

Goodbye measly human form, hello democentaur me!

WWYDI you were trapped forever in Hell, living out your worst nightmares for all eternity? And just out of curiosity, what are those nightmares?

[Humaan]

I would , to keep my mind off the pain, disprove that hell exists in hell, write essay on the matter, and then send it to the administrator of this place I am, requesting that I be set free. By the way, my worse fear is [REDACTED]

WWYDI the Earth was invaded by hell, yet we screw destiney and try to win such a war? (Please note God ain't coming or anything.)

[dwarfguy2]

We ask for a mister Serling and have him make one final Twilight Zone episode, one "for the angels", about the event.

WWYDI Minecraft was real?

[FuzzyZergling]

Create the greatest castle ever.
Then be eaten by zombies.

What would you do if you were approached by Zombie Jesus?

[dragnar]

Kill it with fire. ZOMBIES MUST BURN!!!

WWYDI pokemon was real?

[dwarfguy2]

Capture all legendaries, keep this unknown to the world, slowly and subtly start influencing major political events, all up until finally being godlike, with the government having no real power due to my manipulation, I control who lives and dies, by the LORD I LOVE THE POWER IT'S THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ALIVE!

*ahem*. Sorry.

WWYDI that happened in the real world, err, just out of curiosity?

[dragnar]

Backstab before you could get your pokeballs out. I AM KING NOW!!! Alternatively: Level 100 Alakazam CRUSH your puny legendaries!

WWYDI Black Mage(8-bit theater version) was real?

[dwarfguy2]

SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWYDI fighter (also 8-bit theater version) was your roomate?

[Armok]

Get him to block varius imposible thing like ageing, unhappyness, gravity, imperfection...

WWYDI you were sane?