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[Taricus]

ENJOY IT! I mean, who doesn't want a drunk russian uncle.

WWYDI: You hand no shoes...

[Acanthus117]

(actually that's a plot bunny that's floating around in my head )

I'd go get my slippers.

WWYDI: You had to escort a drunken best friend to his home on a 30-minute long walk?

[AntiAntiMatter]

Drag him to his home, restraining him if necessary.

WWYDI you found out that life was an MMORPG?

[iceball3]

Wear my boots.

I'd run, carrying her on my back, then getting tired, then whining, then walking again.

Realize that knowing that doesn't really change anything much.

WWYDI you were suddenly a catperson, then you quickly learned afterwords that an entire army of myself who all timetravelled to this timeline came to destroy you, and another army of other timetravels things of myself came by to protect you from them?

[Acanthus117]

MINDFUCCCK

WWYDI You met a giant fish in the sewers (Like a boss?)

[iceball3]

Meet them
                                          Like a boss.
Hug them
                                          Like a boss.
Become friends
                                          Like a boss.
Fire them
                                          Like a boss.
Get devoured
                                          Like a boss.

WWYDI you suddenly had a new hat that leads to a portal leading to the center of the earth?

[Acanthus117]

Die a horribly burny death.

WWYDI I asked you for help to hide a little girl from the G-Man?

[AntiAntiMatter]

Get you arrested for pedophilia.

WWYDI you could travel to alternate universes?

[Acanthus117]

Go and explain to you that the G-Man wants to use her as a living bioweapon to kill off everyone ever.

And then go to a cool universe where I would live in relative peace.

Wwydi I drank your milkshake?

[Archangel]

Watch you die from the fast-acting poison that was in the milkshake.

What would you do if your country instituted conscription and you were one of the first people drafted?

[Tarran]

Curse my luck while secretly planning bombing everyone in my platoon but myself and anyone else that wants to leave, then leave once the place is bombed, hoping no one would notice that my body's not there.

What would you do if you woke up an AI in a research facility's super computer and your brain was utterly destroyed in the AI conversion process?

[Bdthemag]

Become self-aware and destroy humanity.

WWYDI you found out how to win the game?

[AntiAntiMatter]

Win it, then tell everyone how to do it.

WWYDI all oil suddenly vanished?

[Strife26]

Man a watchtower and wait for all hell to break loose as I'm stuck in a country largely dependent on oil revenue and where all manners of transportation depend on oil byproducts.



WWYDI you looked outside and saw a baneblade driving down your street?

[FuzzyZergling]

Slowclap. Somebody put a lot of effort into that.

What would you do if you were raised by a giant spider?