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[Angel Of Death]

Send Toady an email questioning his attempt. Doesn't seem like something Toady would do, you know?



WWYDI a fellow forum goer ran for office in your area (say me or Aqizzar)?

Assassination time!

What would you do if you were killed by a zombie elf?

[Strife26]

Same thing as I'd normally do if I was killed by a zombie, take as many zombies down with me and kill myself if I felt myself turning.

Or, if we're assuming that I'm already dead, I guess that I'd go to hell where Satan'd say "how'd you earn your living son, how'd you get your pay?"
Then I'd reply with a boot to the chest, "earned my living laying souls to rest!"



WWYDI if you couldn't find any of your left shoes?

[GamerKnight]

Kill someone else and steal their shoes.

WWYDI Apple announced a merge with Microsoft?

[Acanthus117]

Say "Cool story bro" and get on with my life.

WWYDI someone told you to drop your pants and touch your toes so he could show you where the wild goose goes?

[Angel Of Death]

Punch him in the face and take his money

What would you do if I got trapped in the forums, died and started emiting miasma?

[RAM]

Drag you into a workshop and make some bolts.

What would you do if you could teleport to a specific location on the moon or back to the previous point you teleported from at will?

[Bdthemag]

I would teleport to the origional moon landing site.

WWYDI You suddenly had a strange mood, and felt like making something?

[Angel Of Death]

Go stark raving mad and run into a police station.


What would you do if you woke up without a body?

[iceball3]

Go to sleep hoping that I don't wake up dead.

WWYDI I began stalking you around everywhere like the gorgeous child I am?

[Angel Of Death]

Make you my trusty sidekick and fight evil nazi zombie ninjas using the power of friendship!


What would you do if I bit a chunk off of your arm?

[AntiAntiMatter]

Beat you unconscious and call the police.

What would you do if Dwarf Fortress was purchased by EA?

[Angel Of Death]

Shoot self in head. E.A would slaughter the game completely.

What would you do if Dwarf Fortress was sold to Sony?

[GamerKnight]

Load up with a minigun and go psycho on everyone who had anything to do with it.

WWYDI you had almost had a royal flush, (missing only a jack) and you had counted the cards so that you knew there was a fifty-fifty chance of getting the jack.

[Strife26]

Wonder how the flying fuck the card game got to such a situation, then worry about the number of people who are all in, depending on the type of poker we're playing. If it's texas hold 'em, for example a helluva lot of people are both playing *and* all in, so depending on the flop and all, I probably wouldn't be the only one with a good chance of the royal. If it was something like baseball poker (which seems slightly more likely, with wilds and all), I'd probably bet a medium amount in an attempt to get the most possible out of the others, depending on the strength of my showing cards.


WWYDI you were playing poker and one player always gave a long speech about his reasoning behind every play?

[iceball3]

Wonder why I am playing poker in the first place, I hate card games.
WWYDI you were in a poker game with some 14 year old named Iceball3 complaining that he hates card games and some other guy named Strife26 giving a long speech on the reasoning behind every play?