To:Toady_One
Subject: Aqizzar
It has come to my attention that our very own Aqizzar has once again altered his appearance. Normally such altercations would be acceptable under the circumstances. But Aqizzar had, for a time, removed the manliest of chins from the forums. The reaction by the masses was unprecedented, threads have popped up demanding the return of his godly chin, rioting in the streets, forts left untended, and megaprojects collecting webs as their owners refuse to continue work lest the alpha chin be restored to its natural state.
Destruction caused by the following chaos has been unacceptable, we must act now Mr Toady. Our best agents have been trying to uncover the details, but a web of lies so intricate and complex has stood in our way for far too long. They run so deep and so wide that we can no longer even discern if Aqizzar resides in the night or in the day.
We may be looking at another criptfeind indecent, you know the one. But to make that comparison is like comparing a bullet to a nuke. We must take action.
I'm submitting my request for a full scale lockdown of the forum until we reveal the truth behind these events. I full well believe it is time to go into dorfcon 1, the matter is simply too dire, we cannot allow the chaos to spiral any further out of control.
signed,
~Darkrider2