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[darkrider2]

What do your friends think? I can always tell who my friends like and who likes them, but I can never tell if someone likes me. My friends say they find it obvious who likes me, but they don't hold the same opinion as to whether or not someone likes them.

I'm the opposite... I never pay attention to my friends love interest but I can notice girls who are looking at me.

/re-rail???
/probably not

[Rooster]

It has nothing to do with any of the topics but I'll post it anyway.

You know any girls that appear to be beautifull, nice, sweet, talented and inteligent.
I just found out that one girl I was interested in wasn't nice.
She was an arrogant bi*ch
shi----t
Now the group of people I'm interested in is 3 not 4 anymore

You know dealing with teenage girls has those risks

Any 40 yr old women want to hook up? call me: 0800-thisisafakenumber

[Lordinquisitor]

You know any girls that appear to be beautifull, nice, sweet, talented and inteligent.
I just found out that one girl I was interested in wasn't nice.
She was an arrogant bi*ch
shi----t

Yes, there are quite a few of them. A shame. And those that are actually truly beautiful, sweet and intelligent are already taken, naturally.

[ChairmanPoo]

Just walk up to her and say "Oh baby, I'm going to spin you around till you fit in the ground like hand in glove"

[darkrider2]

Just walk up to her and say "Oh baby, I'm going to spin you around till you fit in the ground like hand in glove"

You're about to find yourself in the out of context thread

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Hit the girl over the head with your club, and drag her to your lair. This is the accepted etiquette amongst the humans.

[Lordinquisitor]

If it would be that easy. I`d have a harem of hundreds.

Love is such a bitch. You know, there are two girls i like. The one is sweet, nice and quite good looking. The other one is even sweeter, even nicer and even more beautiful. But she`s got a boyfriend.

So i`m currently torn in two. Either i try to get the first girl- Or i wait and hope that the second one dumps her friend.

Some would say: Hey, take the first one and then when the other one is a single again take her! But the problem is that i like the first one, too. I don`t want to "use" her. She doesn`t deserve it to be dumped as soon as another girl shows up, you know. I try not to be such an asshole.

Any advice?

[Vector]

You know, there are two girls i like. The one is sweet, nice and quite good looking. The other one is even sweeter, even nicer and even more beautiful. But she`s got a boyfriend.

So i`m currently torn in two. Either i try to get the first girl- Or i wait and hope that the second one dumps her friend.

Date neither.  Don't go after/lust after/whatever girls who are already in relationships, and don't date the runner-up just because you can't get the first one.

In the lust for life version, though, I'd say you should probably wait for the girl with the boyfriend.

[KaguroDraven]

You know, there are two girls i like. The one is sweet, nice and quite good looking. The other one is even sweeter, even nicer and even more beautiful. But she`s got a boyfriend.

So i`m currently torn in two. Either i try to get the first girl- Or i wait and hope that the second one dumps her friend.

The answer is obvious, challenge the second girl's boyfriend to an Honor Duel. Fight to the death, winner gets the girl. If my studies of the middle ages have taught me anything it's that this is an acceptible way of handleing such things.

[nbonaparte]

case 1: you kill him, girl never speaks to you.
case 2: you die. no girl.

sounds wonderful.

[Lordinquisitor]

You know, there are two girls i like. The one is sweet, nice and quite good looking. The other one is even sweeter, even nicer and even more beautiful. But she`s got a boyfriend.

So i`m currently torn in two. Either i try to get the first girl- Or i wait and hope that the second one dumps her friend.

Date neither.  Don't go after/lust after/whatever girls who are already in relationships, and don't date the runner-up just because you can't get the first one.

In the lust for life version, though, I'd say you should probably wait for the girl with the boyfriend.

In general i`d agree. But it sadly isn`t only sexual lust. If i want some secks i could go to a party and could get some slutty girls.

But you know, i`m looking for a girl with other qualities, too. Both have them, the one just a bit more.
Your advice is sound but i keep thinking: "Hey, i can`t wait the whole time for that one girl."

/KaguraDraven

A very good idea. Though the problem is that todays society is too soft for such ideal solutions. I will keep that option in mind, though.

[Rooster]

You don't want to use the first girl? Ok, fair enough.

You know that a girl having a boyfriend never stopped that much people from hitting on girls?
Be the man, and prove her that you're clearly the superior alpha male on this planet.
According to evolutionary psychology girls dump their boyfriends when they find better candidates!

[Lordinquisitor]

You don't want to use the first girl? Ok, fair enough.

You know that a girl having a boyfriend never stopped that much people from hitting on girls?
Be the man, and prove her that you're clearly the superior alpha male on this planet.
According to evolutionary psychology girls dump their boyfriends when they find better candidates!

Things get a bit more complicated if her boyfriend is also a "friend" (Not the closest kind of friend, but still.) of mine.

I`m kinda working out an attack plan at the moment. Including: A talk with her asking what she would do in a similar situation. But without saying any names, ofc. That kind of talk that will make her think about that matter. 

...

Oh god, my plans are so flawed.

[sonerohi]

You need to break them up subtly. I would suggest getting the boyfriend put in jail.

Here is what you do. Plant a shitload of heroin in his house. While you are planting, get a little curious and sample some. Trip fucking balls. Run away from concerned friends and family the fucking bears and lions all over the place. Scale the local bell tower rainbow fountain to reach safety. Can bears and lions climb? Bomb the stairs with C4 Ask the unicorns to keep them off the fountain.Concerned rescuers try to airlift you away Cupid is trying to kidnap you and put you on the stock market. Chop their arm off with the meat cleaver you brought. Get taken out by a sniper Eat a tiny star. Ponder what the flavor of the star is.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Nothing can possibly go wrong.