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[Mishy]

Make sure you don't buy panties from vending machines when you're trying to get beer or cigs, and you should be okay.

There is something seriously wrong with you, boy. It should be the other way around.

[Virex]

Make sure you don't buy beer or cigs when you're trying to get panties? I guess that could apply to Vector, but what the hell would the OP need panties for?

[Cthulhu]

For smelling.

[Nikov]

That reminds me of a funny story about my marriage.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The funny story about how even with a panty drawer in the dresser, even I'm not enough of a pervert for that. But in Japan, perverts are a large enough demographic to sell women's slightly used underwear to out of vending machines. Seriously, what is wrong with Japan? I challenge the OP to do a little recon for us.

[Aqizzar]

For smelling.

This I've never understood.  They're fresh out of the package, what are they going to smell like except plastic and detergent?

[Criptfeind]

For smelling.

This I've never understood.  They're fresh out of the package, what are they going to smell like except plastic and detergent?

Loneliness?

[Nikov]

Naughty bits.

[Aqizzar]

Naughty bits that have been through wringers, possibly washing, packaging, shipping, and God only knows what kind of handling and inspection, before sitting in a wrapper in a vending machine for some stupid length of time before you buy them.  I can huff the inside of an old rinsed out salt-shaker at home, thank you very much.

Jesus, if this is what counts as disposable entertainment for the metro sarariman crowd, Japan sounds like the saddest place on Earth.

[Cthulhu]

Spoiler: Indeed (click to show/hide)

Also, looks like John Lennon's been working out.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

All of a sudden, Japan having the world's 5th highest suicide rate doesn't seem so suprising. And since you'll wonder about it:
5. Japan
4. Kazakhstan
3. Lithuania
2. South Korea
1. Belarus

[nenjin]

Jesus, if this is what counts as disposable entertainment for the metro sarariman crowd, Japan sounds like the saddest place on Earth.

Edible panties.

American perversions just don't get as much attention because they're at war with "traditional" American values and pretty much stay on the bottom rung in society's opinion. So the Japanese look screwy to us, because we keep our weirdness confined to our homes and sex shops instead of putting up vending machines for, say, clit piercings. (Which actually exist here, btw.)

It's funny, since traditional Japanese culture actually places a huge emphasis on propriety. But that kind of tension probably partly explains the suicide rate.

[Nikov]

I don't know what to make of that at all, except apparently I can get a job in Japan as a practice husband or even a human body pillow for women.

Totally up for that.

[Cthulhu]

Certainly being a snuggle hooker (snooker) sounds like a dream job, but keep in mind that the kind of people who would hire a snooker are the people who will never ever get a chance to snuggle with a man otherwise.  Expect fat, hideous, or otherwise undesirable women to want to snuggle.

Who knows though, maybe that weeaboo rhetoric about Asian women all being beautiful is true.  Probably not though.

[nenjin]

I suppose if you have a kid, you're already used to being drooled on so it's not that big of a change.

[Realmfighter]

Even ugly people need to snuggle.