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Author Topic: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper  (Read 11445 times)

Armok

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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #90 on: October 05, 2010, 04:38:09 pm »

> ESCAPE!
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #91 on: October 05, 2010, 04:54:02 pm »

*sigh* Take them all out with paralysis darts.

((That wears off right?))

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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #92 on: October 05, 2010, 05:11:33 pm »

Sure.

You look down the stairway, as going up will still leave you trapped on top of the tower. There are lots of people now running up the stairs, and the ceiling is too low to go over them, if you had even felt confident enough to do so. So you run up the stairs instead, even though you might still end up getting trapped.

You force your way past some more people on your way up, and push some of them down the stairs, which slows down your pursuers a lot. There are no side rooms or other tunnels this high up, so you climb all the way up the tower. Finally, you reach a staircase that has a hatch you can barricade. You put some of the barrels ( filled with something foul-smelling. You decide it's probably best to not look in them ) stockpiled in this room on top of the hatch, and more around it so they can't just be knocked over too easily. Clearly, what happened before was just to give you a better escaping opportunity now, and not at all the random fall of the dice! Your escaping instincts would never betray you!

You then take the time to survey your surroundings. It's a round room full of barrels, and there's a ladder leading up. You look at the ladder and see the bright blue...sky? It seems you're almost at the top already. You hear voices coming from the top of the tower.

(I'll just decide for you and say you climb the ladder)

You climb the ladder and stick your head just high up enough to look around the top of the tower.

Surprisingly, you don't get spotted! There are cages here on the top, with animals in them. Your animals! Also, Horl is tied up and being held by a guard. You see 5 more guards, all armed. One of them is talking to the mayor. Apparently he survived the traps you led him through, the coward probably stopped chasing you first chance he got.

"Where are all my voters? Are you sure this was properly announced?"
he asks the guard. The guard hesitates for a moment, and then answers: "Well, Bilm stayed behind to announce it to everyone. Maybe something happened down below?"

"Or maybe he is just slacking off. Send one of your guards down to announce it, then. We haven't had an official sacrifice in years, and I want everybody in Sjingpingpong to know whose idea it was! And hurry up, or we'll have two humans to sacrifice instead of one! Three, if Bilm is stupid enough to still show up...
" The mayor then starts to turn towards your hiding spot, but you climb down fast enough to avoid being seen. You hear more talking. There is probably going to be a guard climbing down the ladder soon. What are you going to do about this?

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Escape powers are back, but for how long? Also, back when you were in the dark, you could've just used your Magic Flashlight. It's still in your inventory, after all :D But then again, you wouldn't have been here right now if you had, probably.

Too late Evergod. There's still some guards to dart, though, if you want.
« Last Edit: October 05, 2010, 05:33:32 pm by Flagrarus »
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #93 on: October 05, 2010, 05:31:19 pm »

Wait for the guard to come down, then tranquilize him.
After he is tranquil, sneak up and untie Horl.

If you cannot get to Horl without being seen, release as many animals as you can, then stand and fight!
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #94 on: October 05, 2010, 05:35:59 pm »

Wait for the guard to come down, then tranquilize him.
After he is tranquil, sneak up and untie Horl.

If you cannot get to Horl without being seen, release as many animals as you can, then stand and fight!

Turn will come tomorrow. For this fight, you could be in some real danger. Unless, of course, you ESCAPE off the tower or something.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #95 on: October 05, 2010, 05:47:03 pm »

How high is the tower?
We may survive the fall, but if we do, we still lose all our animals...
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #96 on: October 05, 2010, 05:50:11 pm »

How high is the tower?
We may survive the fall, but if we do, we still lose all our animals...
Not if we ESCAPE with them.... then ESCAPE hitting the ground, and ESCAPE needing to do some other stuff...



Wait for the guard to come down, then tranquilize him.
After he is tranquil, sneak up and untie Horl.

If you cannot get to Horl without being seen, release as many animals as you can, then stand and fight!
And this.

Armok

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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #97 on: October 06, 2010, 05:52:59 am »

transquilize evryone then throw the mayor of the tower!
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Flagrarus

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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #98 on: October 07, 2010, 04:21:33 pm »

Okay, so turn didn't come tomorrow. It's here now, though.

You hide yourself in a corner, with your blowdart ready. You decided to use the tranquilizer darts instead of poison because you're an ethical villain. Or maybe you just didn't want to waste your precious poison on this guard.

You hear someone climbing down the ladder. You positioned yourself so that anyone climbing down would have their back turned to you, so you can get off one stealthy shot before he could even notice you. You wait for when he gets to the bottom and fire...

right in the gap between his mail shirt and his helmet. He starts falling backwards off the ladder, but you rush over there and catch him. Funny, you thought humans would probably be too big for your tranquilizer to affect them that much. Anyways, with the guard taken care of, it's time to climb up the ladder. Your goal is to untie Horl without being spotted. Horl is being watched over by a guard, so this will be the ultimate test of your stealth skills!

You climb up and look around once more. The guard who is guarding Horl is standing alone near one edge of the tower. The mayor is yelling at the other guards on the other side of the tower. Perfect. When the guard gets distracted by the yelling, you run to Horl and untie him. But now what?

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No big fight yet. I'm kind of disappointed, actually, I was hoping you would roll a 10 or so on the stealth roll and ended up fighting all of the guards at the same time.
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Armok

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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #99 on: October 07, 2010, 05:30:30 pm »

poison mayor
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #100 on: October 07, 2010, 05:42:49 pm »

Poison mayor, escape with Horl while laughing evilly. Or, if there are not too many gaurds, KEEL THEM AWL. Then laugh evilly. and escape. N' Stuff
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #101 on: October 07, 2010, 07:36:08 pm »

Have Horl release the animals, while you blowdart the guards.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #102 on: October 07, 2010, 09:07:56 pm »

I agree we should have horl release the animals, and I agree we should blowdart the guards. But where is the style?

Jump onto a raised ledge and strike a menacing pose of VILLAINRY! Laugh evilly and finally say our awesome catch phrase "Death to all that oppose me, life for all those neutral. But dare you try to befriend me, you should invest in back armor."
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #103 on: October 07, 2010, 11:06:49 pm »

Then of course we'd be gunned down\hit with an arrow (Durr what time period is this).
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #104 on: October 08, 2010, 01:18:45 am »

Have Horl release the animals, while you blowdart the guards.
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