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Author Topic: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper  (Read 11415 times)

Armok

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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #150 on: January 11, 2011, 07:07:22 pm »

Inject myself with regenirabbit blood, "IT'S FOR SCIENCE" then inexplicably I will switch to German, "DAMMIT"
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #151 on: January 22, 2011, 10:15:09 pm »

You're pretty worried about all the people down there, especially the fact that up until very recently, these people were chasing you and trying to kill you. You think you remember kicking a few of them down the stairs, as well.

But then you have a brilliant idea! Truly another marvelous product of your amazing villainous mind! By injecting yourself with the blood of the regenirabbits ( you come up with the best names when you're thinking ), you might gain their regenerative powers! And if you were to get into a fight, it would be great if you were regenerating all your wounds while you were doing so, wouldn't it?

You quickly grab a rabbit and fill a syringe with it's blood. Then, just as you're about to inject yourself with it...

"What are you doing?"
"I'm injecting myself with this rabbit's blood." You quickly explain your plan to Horl. He doesn't look very convinced yet.
"But that's way too dangerous! It hasn't been properly tested yet!"
"There's no time for tests!"
"Sure there is, they're locked out by-"
"Dammit Horl, don't you understand? I have to do this!"
"But...why?"

You slam the syringe into your flesh while you yell "IT'S FOR SCIENCE, VERDAMMT!"

You feel the regeneration take place instantly. Unfortunately, it ends just as abruptly, but managed to heal your wounds before doing so. You think you may have just invented a new medicine. Of course, you're still not sure whether it will work to the limb-healing extent that it does for the rabbits. That will require some more, hmm, testing.

Level gained: Level 1 Experiments!

You also try to listen to what the people below you are talking about, but there's a bunch of people all talking at the same time and you can't make out any of it. You'd ask Horl to listen to it, but you're not sure you trust him right now. He keeps looking at you as if you're some kind of lunatic.


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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #152 on: January 22, 2011, 10:20:16 pm »

walk out claiming that I'm the good twin brother of myself and that the real me was wounded and since I'm not, therefore I'm not me.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #153 on: January 23, 2011, 02:29:52 am »

walk out claiming that I'm the good twin brother of myself and that the evil me was wounded and since I'm not, therefore I'm not me.
Remember to point out that evil us injected themselves foolishly with a strange serum, grew wings and flew away.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #154 on: January 23, 2011, 06:11:43 am »

CONCLUSION: The thing that makes the rabits regenerate IS in the blood and compatible with humans, but it is consumed in the process. This means you almost certainly would gain regeneration powers by a BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT from one. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_marrow_transplant

(("Hematopoietic stem cell transplantation remains a risky procedure with many possible complications; it has traditionally been reserved for patients with life-threatening diseases. While occasionally used experimentally in nonmalignant and nonhematologic indications such as severe disabling auto-immune disease and cardiovascular disease, the risk of fatal complications appears too high to gain wider acceptance.", so it's not even overpowered. And it makes a LOT of sense.))
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #155 on: January 23, 2011, 07:06:59 am »

CONCLUSION: The thing that makes the rabits regenerate IS in the blood and compatible with humans, but it is consumed in the process. This means you almost certainly would gain regeneration powers by a BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT from one. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_marrow_transplant

((Real science --NOT mad science))

Too logical for this game &
who would you trust for this one?!?
Hello Mr. Dr. who hates me, would you give me a bone marrow transplant. . .  from a bunny?
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #156 on: January 23, 2011, 07:21:12 am »

The best mad science is based of real science.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #157 on: January 23, 2011, 07:23:47 am »

The best mad science is based of real science.
Not according to the philosophy of super-heroes.  You have to discard traditional science to have true mad science.  (according to that article)
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #158 on: January 23, 2011, 08:26:38 am »

Well, superheroes suck. Mad Science is much older than that. See; frankenstein.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #159 on: January 23, 2011, 08:34:18 am »

Sorry I was wrong; super-villians -- and the article worked (mostly) for Dr. Frank
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #160 on: January 23, 2011, 09:13:56 am »

 ::)
Hey, guys? We're trapped up the top of a tower remember? There are better times to discuss experimental surgery...
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #161 on: January 23, 2011, 01:12:44 pm »

walk out claiming that I'm the good twin brother of myself and that the evil me was wounded and since I'm not, therefore I'm not me.
Remember to point out that evil us injected themselves foolishly with a strange serum, grew wings and flew away.
We're just figuring out what to do after the town lets us back to our lab -- the above plan is foolproof.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #162 on: January 23, 2011, 01:44:30 pm »

Make a deal to everyone: they join you and shut up, or they die.
Then start working.
Also, obtain a vaguely smart henchman and a charismatic henchwoman in the process of doing so.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #163 on: January 23, 2011, 02:39:16 pm »

::)
Hey, guys? We're trapped up the top of a tower remember? There are better times to discuss experimental surgery...
This is perfectly in character.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #164 on: January 23, 2011, 04:54:43 pm »

::)
Hey, guys? We're trapped up the top of a tower remember? There are better times to discuss experimental surgery...
This is perfectly in character.

excellent point!
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