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Author Topic: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper  (Read 11423 times)

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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #105 on: October 08, 2010, 08:58:15 am »

Have Horl release the animals, while you blowdart the guards.
This sound good.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #106 on: October 10, 2010, 09:40:39 am »

You tell Horl to go release the animals while you once again retrieve your blowdart from your infinitely large pocket. While Horl is sneaking around trying to open the cages without being spotted, you jump up on the raised ledge on the edge of the tower and shout: "DEATH TO ALL THAT OP..." All the guards turn around and stare at you. Suddenly you don't feel like finishing your villanous speech.

You and the two guards with bows each try to be the first to fire, while the two guards with melee weapons are running towards you.
You manage to fire your weapon before the bowguards, but your dart ends up nowhere near it's target, instead flying off the tower and into the snow below.

Now one guard fires an arrow at you. This arrow was aimed even worse than your dart, and went right through the head of the guard that was previously guarding Horl. You forgot about him! It's okay though, the arrow probably killed him. You push him off the tower, just in case.

The second, much slower archer takes a turn shooting at you now. Apparently, speed isn't everything, as this arrow was aimed much better and flies straight towards you! You try to get out of the way, but the arrow still ends up piercing your right arm. You drop your blowgun and fall off the ledge. At least you landed on the tower, though.

Your arm is badly hurt and bleeding. There is also an arrow sticking out of it. You lie on the cold stone and close your eyes, waiting for the guards to reach and kill you. After a moment, you open them again, wondering why they haven't killed you yet. You lift yourself off the floor and see the guards are now fighting Flamy and Bonfire, who are shooting blasts of fire at them. Horl is still busy trying to free StanStan when one of the archers fires an arrow at him. Thankfully the arrow misses.

It is cold up here.

What should you do?

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Oh, HORROR! This is clearly a travesty of untold proportions! The typo gods truly have brought their wrath down upon this poor man!

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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #107 on: October 10, 2010, 11:23:45 am »

Attack with your syringe of Tarar venom!
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #108 on: October 10, 2010, 01:20:24 pm »

DIDN'T I TELL YOU YOU'D GET SHOT
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #109 on: October 10, 2010, 06:35:06 pm »

Our villainous speech inspires FEAR which keeps our enemies still.

Action: Run up to mayor, pull out arrow and STAB him in the head with it. Then beat him with our Blow gun.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #110 on: October 10, 2010, 08:10:08 pm »

Still as they aim their bows.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #111 on: October 12, 2010, 05:44:09 pm »

You stand up and carefully walk across the roof, your 1/3 syringe of Tarar venom in hand. Soon you reach Blazy and Bonfire, who are fighting two guards armed with swords. Flamy seems to have lost a paw during the fight, and can only produce weak bursts of fire now. Bonfire is doing a lot better, but is also wounded.

One guard's armor is blackened by the fire attacks of your dogs, and he smells vaguely of burning flesh. The other guard, though, is completely unharmed. He is wielding a truly massive sword, and is covered in armor, yet despite all that he seems to have no trouble moving it around. You suspect he is also the one who cut off Flamy's paw, as the dog jumps back each time he moves his sword. He is the first to notice you as you come near.

He lifts his sword into the air with one hand, and begins to talk, in an extremely annoying high-pitched voice: "I thought you'd get lost and die after you ran into the caves like a coward. But I'm glad you didn't, because now I will have the privile-"
You stab him in the armpit, where his armor consists of nothing more than a shirt, before he can even finish. Anyone with a voice like that doesn't have the right to speak to you. His sword immediately falls out of his hand, and then he hits the ground. You estimate you have about 1/5 of the venom left in the syringe.

You then attack the second guard with your syringe...or at least you try to, but you trip over something and you accidentally stab Flamy with the syringe instead. Flamy dies instantly, what a useless pawn that dog turned out to be. You wasted the entire syringe on him, too. And while you were distracted with Flamy, the guard tries to attack you again! And somehow manages to stab his own foot with his sword. You didn't even move or anything! Then Bonfire attacks the guard, but he manages to jump back with a sword stuck in his foot. The two split off to the side of the tower, so you can focus on your real goal now; the mayor.

But you are distracted by a loud roar you hear. StanStan was hit by an arrow, in one of his six limbs! Angrily, he tries to run towards the archers, but his left upper limb is still attached to the cage by a chain, as Horl took cover from the arrows behind one of the other cages. This doesn't stop StanStan though, and as he gets closer to the archers he actually swings the heavy iron cage in front of him as a weapon.

Now who gets the first attack just depends on whether the archers can fire before he reaches them. One of them, who was just ready to fire another arrow at you, decides that between you and StanStan, the giant six-limbed mole creature using a heavy cage as a weapon is the more immediate threat. The other archer appears to be out of arrows.

His arrow strikes StanStan in the shoulder, but it doesn't slow him down in the slightest. He reaches the two archers, and swings the cage at them...by which you mean he just drags it along the ground. Still, the archer who actually had arrows left fails to get out of the way and falls into the cage. It's not closed or anything, so he can just get out again, but it's something. The other archer does jump back, though. She then draws some sort of large dagger. She looks uncertain, like she's not accustomed to using it, but then again it can't be that hard to hit a target as big as StanStan.

While all this is going on, of course, you make your way over to the mayor, who turns around to face you as you get closer. When he does, you notice something odd. This is a different man than the man who desperately tried to stop protesters just a few hours ago. This man radiates control, and power. You even hear it clearly in his voice, when he begins to speak to you:

"So this is how you treat your leader? Not just killing my men, but now deciding to kill me as well? The man, to whom you owe everything you have had, acquired or done during these last two years since you came to live in MY city? You"-

His voice isn't annoying, far from it, but you decide you should try to kill him now, before any of his guards come to his aid. You rip the arrow out of your arm and lunge at him, but one swift move of his arm knocks the arrow out of your hand. He didn't even seem surprised by your sudden attack! And he looked like such a pushover, too. How irritating.

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Also, a new question for you guys: Dominant emotion in Vivid Villaine ( which I think is our name, correct me if I'm wrong )? Actually, pick two. It's magic-related so choose wisely. The most powerful emotions aren't always the most useful. It probably won't come into play immediately, either, though it may change the way I write inner thoughts and stuff.
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Oh, HORROR! This is clearly a travesty of untold proportions! The typo gods truly have brought their wrath down upon this poor man!

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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #112 on: October 12, 2010, 06:24:11 pm »

Ok; curiosity, Ego.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #113 on: October 12, 2010, 06:29:19 pm »

I agree with Armok. Kick him off the ledge if you're close enough. If not jump bat and blow dart the bastard.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #114 on: October 12, 2010, 08:12:50 pm »

Yes, kick him.
Right in the soul.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #115 on: October 12, 2010, 09:59:58 pm »

Calmness, Snarkiness. Beat the mayor with our Blowgun, then Kick him off the roof while saying. "I am Vivid Villaine, See you next fall." Laugh evilly and go try to help our animals.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #116 on: October 12, 2010, 10:06:44 pm »

Don't use puns. They are a sign of weakness.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #117 on: October 13, 2010, 07:43:51 pm »

No, puns will make us look clever! The more clever, the more fear striking and Evil-Inspiring! Puns also provide comic relief to those we kill, though they might not like the joke.
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #118 on: October 16, 2010, 11:39:28 am »

How about a compromise? Puns and ego?
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Re: YOU ARE CAVEDWELLING ZOOKEEPER VILLAIN, the Master Escaper
« Reply #119 on: October 16, 2010, 12:24:52 pm »

Just one question: By ego, do you mean arrogance or selfishness?

Also, update coming either tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow.
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Oh, HORROR! This is clearly a travesty of untold proportions! The typo gods truly have brought their wrath down upon this poor man!
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