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Total Members Voted: 160

[Grakelin]

I know we're not supposed to discuss politics, but I was confused about which option to choose if I want a traditional monarchy. My reasons for this will be evident in the following picture.

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[Blargityblarg]

A being composed entirely of testosterone would have difficulty maintaining one shape, let alone manipulating objects.

Unless it's like, a tidal wave of testosterone tearing the leaves from the bushes. That'd be madsick.

[Jackrabbit]

I bet manly tea tastes like crushed nerd dreams.

It tastes like nerd dreams, cheerleaders, and trying to kill lead actors in 80s high school movies.

A being composed entirely of testosterone would have difficulty maintaining one shape, let alone manipulating objects.

Unless it's like, a tidal wave of testosterone tearing the leaves from the bushes. That'd be madsick.

Oh! That. Yeah, that does take a bit of work.

[Elegy]

A being composed entirely of testosterone would have difficulty maintaining one shape, let alone manipulating objects.

Unless it's like, a tidal wave of testosterone tearing the leaves from the bushes. That'd be madsick.

Shit, I'm so manly that happens every time I exhale breath.

[Jackrabbit]

"When I breathe out I vomit chemicals that proceed to preform agricultural work."
Great pickup line or greatest pickup line?

[Duke 2.0]

 While the Double Down is well-known, has anybody tried to acquire a "Noah's Ark Burger"?

[Jackrabbit]

Oh sweet Christmas what is that. That's horrific.

[Retro]

Jesus Christ. I'd like to think that it's not named that way for having two of everything but because its existence is why God sent the great flood.

[Elegy]

Trying to think of a joke where the flood was actually BBQ sauce and Noah just ate all but two of every animal, but I can't.

So uh,

I'll just...

yeah

[Duke 2.0]

 I'll accept this as a vaild complaint against there being a God, the fact that we have not been wiped out by a deity for creating such a thing.

[Nikov]

"When I breathe out I vomit chemicals that proceed to preform agricultural work."
Great pickup line or greatest pickup line?

I recently determined vegans eating organic tofu were more harmful to the enviroment than a man eating free-grazing cattle, since soybeans contribute to SOIL LEVELS OF AMMONIUM. Ammonium, as we all know, is TOXIC TO HUMANS.

And we all know vegans have no comprehension of relative toxicity. Buwahahaha!

[Astramancer]

For some reason vegans always get upset when I tell them that the cruelty makes the meat taste better.

[Blargityblarg]

Probably because their protein-starved brains can't think of any was to perform an act of cruelty on celery

[Leafsnail]

The Noah's Ark burger is an abomination.

And vegan's shouldn't be worrying about soil toxicity unless they eat the soil... right?

[Medicine Man]

The Noah's Ark burger is an abomination.

And vegan's shouldn't be worrying about soil toxicity unless they eat the soil... right?

Soil toxicity could spread to the plants, which is their main food source.