Siphon the beasts bio-mechanical power to the PRB using the power cord.
[1] You stumble blindly into one of the beasts. [4] It fails to attack you, though. It then attempts to stare you into submission, but fails to do anything.
I point to all the now-free snacks, apologize, and retreat to where the soldiers are.
[5] You point out that the snacks are now free for taking. [5] It works. As the workers begin a huge fight over who gets the snacks, you sneak out and to the soldiers at the elevators.
If you fail to kill him the first time, try again!
Oops... Did I say that out loud?
[4-1=3] You proceed with horribly mangling Khan again. [BP:2][Damage:3-1=2] The machine unsurprisingly fails to do anything worse than a bruise. It doesn't affect Khan's survival in any way.
Get the bot to power itself up further, then search the room for weapons.
[Survival:1+2=3] You've taken a turn for the worse, no doubt as a result of SHADOWdump sticking his machine into you.
[4] The Spiderbot attempts refueling with the converter. [3-2=1] The converter being the piece of shit it is, it ends up draining itself instead.
Spider-Bot: Out of Fuel! Notice the angry mob and rebuild the vending machines. Only with mind control soda.
[4] The angry mob has actually turned it's attention elsewhere by now, but you go on and start rebuilding the vending machines anyhow, with the addition of mind control soda. [Power:6] The machine glows with majestic power and beauty. In addition, even a tiny sip of the soda will make the drinker obey your every order without any thought for self-preservation or their safety. [Size:6] You seem to be following a specific theme - as with the machines on the airship, these also take up the space of the entire room. Ugh. [Functionality:5] These are amazingly smoothly-working machines. [Fuel:5] It doesn't make much of a strain on the power either.
[2] Nobody seems to be too interested in them, though, preferring to beat the shit out of eachother. You can probably fix that.
Some Mechanical Parts removed from Inventory!A Lot of Computer Parts reduced to Computer Parts in Inventory!Scrap Metal reduced to Some Scrap Metal in Inventory! "Lament skarmee, but then quickly realize i had her A.I. in a black box within her body. Find that black box and keep it with me.
[5] You search the scorched remains for what used to house Skarmee's consciousness. It doesn't take you long to locate it. It will need to be installed in a new body or somewhere it can be activated before use.
Skarmee AI Core added to Inventory! Statuses SHADOWdump
Health: Torso: Slightly Wounded
Inventory: Simple Tools, 5 Canisters of Cheap Oil (100/100), Radical Rocketboard, Mechanical Replacement Head, Communicator, Autopistol (Ammunition Left: 6/6), 2 Pistol Clips [12/12], Robot Communicator, Some Scrap Metal, A Few Mechanical Parts, Some Modified Internal Organs
Creations: Radical Rocketboard (Power [4], Size [3], Functionality [3], Fuel [4]
Fuel Left: 82/100
Ultimate Nacho Dispenser (Power [2], Size [1], Functionality [2], Fuel [3]
Fuel Left: 60%
Hologram Bot - In Use (Power [5], Size [5], Functionality [2], Fuel [6], Intelligence [3])
Main Body: Slightly Damaged
Charge Left: ∞
Mechanical Replacement Head In Use (Power [5], Size [1], Functionality [4], Fuel [5])
Charge Left: 62%
Robot Communicator(Power [5], Size [6], Functionality [6], Fuel [1])
Charge Left: 100%
Scavenger Bot (Power [4], Size [5], Functionality [3], Fuel [5], Intelligence [5])
Fuel Left: 90/100
Pile Driver (Power [2], Size [5], Functionality [4], Fuel [4])
Fuel Left: 100/100
Khan
Health: Head: Critically Wounded
Torso: Slightly Wounded
Inventory: Simple Tools
Creations: Robotic Left Arm (Power [4], Size [4], Functionality [3], Fuel [3])
Moderately Damaged
Charge Left: 50%
Spider Bot(Power [3(4)], Size [6], Functionality [3], Fuel [3], Intelligence [5])
Head: Minor Damage
3rd Right Leg: Heavily Damaged
4th Right Leg: Heavily Damaged
1st Left Leg: Moderately Damaged
2nd Left Leg: Moderately Damaged
Fuel Left:0/100
Converter (Power [3], Size [6], Functionality [1], Fuel [2])
Charge Left: 60%
Professor Nirur
Health: Torso: Slightly Wounded
Right Leg: Dead
Wipe in 2 turns
Inventory: Simple Tools, Box of Immortality Pills [3/10], Muscle Tissue, Fresh Brain, Grenade Launcher, Mechanical Parts, Some Scrap Metal
Creations: Immortality Pills (Power [5], Size [2], Functionality [4], Fuel [3])
Derek
Health: Head: Moderately Wounded
Wipe in 1 turn
Inventory: Simple Tools, Prototype Reality Bender
Creations: Prototype Reality Bender (Power [4], Size [3], Functionality [2], Fuel [5])
Charge Left: 86%
Power Cord (Power [4], Size [4], Functionality [6], Fuel [3])
Charge Left: 100%
Dragnar
Health: Fine
Inventory: Simple Tools, 2 Canisters of Cheap Oil [40/40], Nanite Factory, Some Mechanical Parts, A Lot of Computer Parts, Scrap Metal, Stasis Disk, Active AI Library
Creations: Nanite Factory (Power [4], Size [4], Functionality [3], Fuel [3])
Moderately Damaged
Fuel Left: 90/100
Stasis Disk (Power [1], Size [4], Functionality [2], Fuel [6])
Charge Left: ∞
AI Library/Tux Communicator (Power [6], Size [4], Functionality [6], Fuel [2], Intelligence [6])
Charge Left: 77%
Littleweed Petalbug
Health: Fine
Inventory: Simple Tools, 2 Bags of Food [30/40], Skarmee AI Box
Creations:
Background Roll [5]: You overhear some of the Captain's conversation on the commbead, including ' There's no way you're getting it here without alerting them' 'What? You can't attack now' 'Who the fuck authorized that? Comes from the highest level, eh?' ' Fine, fine, we'll get there.' and 'Arrogant pricks.'. ---
NPC's Hunt.
[1] The fifth beast looks lazily at Derek and LP and decides they're not worth the effort.
Hunt.
[5-2=3] Despite it's rust-covered exterior, the beast manages to stand up and move towards [2] LP. [Dodge:6] He has no trouble dodging the now-cumbersome creature, though.
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What is it with Dragnar and his oversized machinery? Compensating for something?
Also, stop getting such absurdly high rolls with your creations; it's way too fun.