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Start over or continue on?

Start fully over with new characters
- 9 (60%)
Start over with old players keeping all their inventions
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Start over with old players keeping one invention
- 5 (33.3%)
Continue on from where we were
- 1 (6.7%)

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Author Topic: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD Reborn - Turn XXVII - Think Fast  (Read 82687 times)

Dermonster

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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 22 - Derek Hates Computers
« Reply #255 on: October 12, 2010, 05:40:33 pm »

I'm already calm you [Data Redacted]!

also.

Magical rejuvenating liver? If i had one of those the Beer business would run out of stock.
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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 22 - Derek Hates Computers
« Reply #256 on: October 12, 2010, 05:44:44 pm »

I program the greatest AI ever, capable of hacking into anything.
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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 22 - Derek Hates Computers
« Reply #257 on: October 12, 2010, 06:43:56 pm »

I'm already calm you [Data Redacted]!

also.

Magical rejuvenating liver? If i had one of those the Beer business would run out of stock.
Funny you say that...
Even though such a thing unfourtunately has no affect on beer consumption, it is possible to have up to 75% of your liver removed and still quite litterally regenerate your entire liver back.
Which is why I am aiming to only take a relatively small piece, In case of a slight overshot.
So, what do you say? Yes? Or no?
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Dermonster

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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 22 - Derek Hates Computers
« Reply #258 on: October 12, 2010, 06:46:40 pm »

I'm not giving you my god damned liver.

My appendix on the other hand...
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 22 - Derek Hates Computers
« Reply #259 on: October 12, 2010, 06:56:10 pm »

I guess i could go with an appendix, though you coulda made more liver if i had taken the amount i choose to, but oh well.
Also, see if i can't preform appendix removal surgery right now on Derek with my little skarmy. Ask Derek to invent a life support system like ,use his reality bender to keep him alive like, right now, before something goes wrong
« Last Edit: October 12, 2010, 07:11:46 pm by iceball3 »
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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 22 - Derek Hates Computers
« Reply #260 on: October 12, 2010, 07:08:37 pm »

Appendixi (ae? es?) from what I remember which is nothing, are vestigial organs and were once used to put bacteria on raw meat, and has thus far been found to have no use at all.

also WE HAVE ENEMIES INCOMING WHAT MAKES YOU THINK NOW'S A GOOD TIME FOR APPENDECTOMIES?

besides, I was sorta kidding. You ain't getting your hands anywhere near my organs, vestigial or not.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 22 - Derek Hates Computers
« Reply #261 on: October 12, 2010, 07:10:47 pm »

Grrr... fine. later then
cancel everything i said about organs. Embrace skarmee instead.
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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 22 - Derek Hates Computers
« Reply #262 on: October 12, 2010, 07:17:02 pm »

apendix are adrenaline factories, they do have a use, just people who arn't having extreme adrenaline rushes everyday don't need them.
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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 22 - Derek Hates Computers
« Reply #263 on: October 12, 2010, 07:28:00 pm »

no continue trying to perform surgery, that's GOT to end well "[1] You confused the liver with the heart, and you took half."

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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 22 - Derek Hates Computers
« Reply #264 on: October 12, 2010, 08:33:16 pm »

Turn spider bot back on, tell it to pick up computer parts and then get on it and try and run away.
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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 22 - Derek Hates Computers
« Reply #265 on: October 13, 2010, 07:23:31 am »

I invent that pile driver I've got plans for, equipped on the scavenger bot as a heavy melee weapon.

[4+1=5] You decide to use whatever's left of the parts you've collected and get to work. [Power:2] It comes out a little lighter and slower than you intended, but oh well. [Size:5] Woah, uhh... good thing the bot is so big. Even so, it will have to use two hands to swing this thing. [Functionality:4] It works pretty well, if you ever decide to use it as something else than a club. [Fuel:4] It is quite efficient in it's use of fuel. [6] The bot takes the massive machine and somehow manages to still stay in the air.
 
Some Mechanical Parts removed from Inventory!
Some Scrap Metal removed from Inventory!

I create plans for a personal shield generator.

[3] You make plans for a personal shield generator. [+1 to inventing this, etc] You also take the grenade Derek offers you.
 
High Explosive Grenade added to Inventory!
 
Give Nirur the grenade. Um... I was really depending on those robotic parts.
But GRR ME SMASH TINY COMPUTER so there goes that.
Pick up the scrap.


[1] After handing Nirur your grenade, you attempt to pick up what's left of the robot parts, but fly into another rage and proceed to stomp and break them into even smaller, unusable bits. Everybody else begins to wonder why you hate computer parts so much.
 
High Explosive Grenade removed from Inventory!
 
I program the greatest AI ever, capable of hacking into anything.

[6] You select a single, very basic AI from the many in the AI Library and begin creating a real AI around it. [Power:6] Even though you don't realize it at first, your creation could bring down entire cities without much effort. When this finally dawns on you, you fall on your knees in a mix of terror and pride. [Size:4] It isn't much larger than the shell you built it around, and remains in the AI Library with it's inactive brothers and sisters. [Functionality:6] There is no chance of the AI ever making a mistake or malfunctioning on it's own. [Fuel: 2] It uses the power supply of the AI Library out quite fast, so you should probably either plug it in somewhere, let it go online or keep it inactive. [Intelligence:5+1(AI Library)=6] Unfortunately, your programming skills prove way too impressive for your own good; the AI is vastly more intelligent than any organic being alive on the planet, and is not bound by any restrictions or laws normal AI's would. It might follow your orders... if you're lucky.
It awaits naming - though it remains to be seen if it will accept any names you give it.
 
AI Library changed to Active AI Library in Inventory!
 
cancel everything i said about organs. Embrace skarmee instead.

[3] You embrace Skarmee more or less successfully. Yay.
 
Turn spider bot back on, tell it to pick up computer parts and then get on it and try and run away.

[4] You turn the Spider Bot back on and order it to pick up some computer parts. [2] It fails to reach any before Derek continues his rampage. [3] You manage to climb aboard the bot, and order it to get the hell out of here. It jogs through the big double doors without much hurry. On the other side is a corridor leading up to a crossroads. You see signs pointing to different directions, saying things like 'Storages 7A-69C' and 'Storages 70A-100A'. Someone has also painted an arrow and the words 'break room' to the wall of the corridor leading straight forward. There is also one saying 'Maintenance', but the rest seem to point to different parts of the warehouse complex.
 
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Background Roll [6]: Everybody sees the first two parachute boxes touch the ground and fall apart. SHADOWdump witnesses as two sleek, black feline beasts lazily stand up and move out. They seem to covered in metal armour underneath that fur - probably genetically-engineered hounds with robotic brains.
The rest of the boxes are still on their way.

 
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Quote from: Cyborg Beast 1
Hunt.
[5+1=6] The monster lets out a mighty roar, and is suddenly nowhere to be seen. [3][Dodge:2] Derek raises his head just in time to see a pair of razor-sharp, whirring mechanical claws and more teeth than anyone could possibly need. [BP:1][Damage:5+2=6] All of these sink directly into his forehead and neck with such force he's hurled across half the warehouse.
 
[Survival:6] He doesn't want to end up like Doc Cog or Ochita, though, and struggles on through what should've killed him. He's not up yet though.

Derek:Head: Critically Wounded!
 
Quote from: Cyborg Beast 2
Hunt.
[5+1=6] The second beast isn't far behind the first, [10] going after a poor, defenseless crewman, [Dodge:4] who somehow manages to hit the ground as the thing jumps. It goes straight over him and lands on the floor some distance away, snarling in frustration.
 
Quote from: Soldiers and Captain
What the...
 
[6] The six nearest men to Derek react instantly, returning fire. [3][5][6][1][5][Dodge:6] It jumps clear of the first shot, [Dodge:4-1=3] but the rest of the six men adjust their aims and continue firing. [BP:3][BP:2][BP:3][Damage:2][Damage:2][Damage:3] The soldiers' guns fail to make any serious wounds to it, though.
 
[4] A few other soldiers attack the second beast, as well. [6][6][1][4][Dodge:3][BP:1][BP:5][BP:3][Damage:6-1=5][Damage:2-1=1][Damage:2-1=1] It takes a direct hit straight between the eyes, the shot burning through but fur and metal. The two other hits fail to do any damage, though.
 
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Woah, Dragnar, that is one cool AI. You better treat it well unless you want to start a robot war.
 
Btw, while these things aren't too tough (defensive Power of basic 3), you really don't want to fail any more dodges (offensive Power of 5).
« Last Edit: October 13, 2010, 07:25:07 am by Digital Hellhound »
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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 23 - Derek Hates Computer Scrap
« Reply #266 on: October 13, 2010, 07:55:23 am »

Scavenger Bot, dude... Those things freak me out... Go smash 'em with that piledriver mmkay?

Meanwhile, I look around for anything interesting in the vicinity that looks like it could restock my supply of parts.


Dragnar, You just invented Skynet in a world where almost everything is mechanical already, You better hope that thing stays nice. Preferably, smash it, smash it NOW.
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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 23 - Derek Hates Computer Scrap
« Reply #267 on: October 13, 2010, 08:23:30 am »

Preferably, smash it, smash it NOW.
No.

I name my AI... whatever it wants. If it wants me to give it a name, I'll go with Tux. I then look around for a way out of this building.
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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 23 - Derek Hates Computer Scrap
« Reply #268 on: October 13, 2010, 09:57:49 am »

I set my grenade to airburst, and fire it in such a way that hit hits as many of the remaining boxes as possible.
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Re: For Science! - A Mad Scientist RTD - Turn 23 - Derek Hates Computer Scrap
« Reply #269 on: October 13, 2010, 10:08:47 am »

There are no remaining boxes. None at all. Dermonster was very thorough.
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