This sounds so epic in so many ways. I want in, partly for the mass hysteria that follows in my wake in mafia games, and partly because I want to see what kind of crapshot role I'll get. Sending.
God damn it breadbocks, why do you want in? Why do you keep trying to play a game that you have said several times you are horrible at? A game in which you don't help your team mates, have no interest in getting better, and generally fail miserably?
Because if you get the right people in the right type of game, it's can be pretty damn fun.
Some of your quotes to refresh your (and the host's) memory:
Either way, I'm in this for the lulz. No way I want to play this straight scumhunting.
First question: The part I don't understand is why TEAMWORK doesn't have an "F", a "U", or an "N" in it.
Next question: Fine. Spartan webadict, are you scum, DRRRR?
Summery of the rest of it: I don't like the game. It is a huge timesink, it is confusing, and at this point, I don't really care about it.
Also, can I get a modkill and spoilspec, so I can leave?
Was first game, and I was having trouble. See, thing is, I thought all mafia games are all stabbing at people and no... er...
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I recommended killing me off. I'm no good at mafia, and I would be an asset to the scum as a bad town. And yes. I am partial roleclaiming. The round is already over, and unless I miscounted, I'm dead. My role is about to be told to all anyways. Yes. I'm saying I'm killing Jokerman-EXE.
I'm not trying to avoid being lynched. Again, the simple fact is, I will only hurt the town. I'm incredibly bad at scumhunting, my natural tendencies are towards acting scummy, and all around, the town would be better off without me. I've done what I can to help by poisoning Jokerman, but that about the extent of my usefulness. OPPOSE EXTENSION.
I think it is quite obvious I was aware that I had outlived my role's use, and recognized that I would be a liability to the town. So we didn't have a repeat of BM14
Why do you insist on inflicting this pain on yourself and others? Go take a look at the Roll To Dodge board, there are a lot of fun games going on there too, and you needn't be good at scumhunting!
It. Is. Fun. Besides, just your reactions are hilarious. We you include all of the hysteria my playing has caused so far, if I make even a fraction of that, it would lead to a hilarious read-through. Also, I do have an interest in getting better. Step one to rehabilitation is to understand you have a problem. I'm well on that path. And Vector does lend an interesting example of what level of skill someone like me can get too with enough practice.