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Author Topic: Thrice-Worded Adventure!  (Read 22156 times)

OmnipotentGrue

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #105 on: September 18, 2010, 07:35:39 am »

Eat self.
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Medicine Man

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #106 on: September 18, 2010, 07:56:23 am »

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Iituem

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #107 on: September 18, 2010, 08:05:56 am »

Pick one: Three available.



Cause paradox; rend time. 
Beware rifts!  Danger awaits.
Fear not; Help arrives.
All sundered; none remain.


Acquire beatbox; get down.
Phat beats; not sufficient.
Begin breakdance; break limbs.
Suffer pain; build hospital.


Summon Fire; Roast Marshmallow.
Impress vikings; betray them.
Summon Fire: Roast Vikings.
Eat marshmallow.  Eat vikings.

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« Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 10:26:48 am by Iituem »
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

OmnipotentGrue

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #108 on: September 18, 2010, 08:06:39 am »

The second one, need moar funky beets and ambalamps.
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Medicine Man

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #109 on: September 18, 2010, 08:23:21 am »

Cause paradox; rend time. 
Beware rifts!  Danger awaits.
Fear not; Help arrives.
All sundered; none remain.
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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #110 on: September 18, 2010, 10:13:25 am »

The Last one, we get to eat Marshamallows AND vikings! The two things any growing creature needs to eat!
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Iituem

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #111 on: September 18, 2010, 10:51:55 am »

In Summary

Man appears, conjures pet. 
Man glows; glow weak. 
Pyro kinesis! 

Man asplode - pet survive. 
Pet found - Pet black. 
World green.  Radiation green. 

Pet ascend?  Fail ascend. 
Pet dead, player pet. 
Can't revive, too asploded. 

Ooh, city! 
Anti-death?  Cult founded! 
Pet has; world tremble. 

Vikings subsumed; Cult armed! 
World map, very big -
radiation omnipresent. 

Pet fling - called airportation. 
Bad idea; few survive. 
Wailord appear, skies tremble! 

Smush many;
Wailord alone - save Vrash. 
OH NOES!  Evil marshmallow. 

CHARGE, CLANG!  UP GET! 
CHARGE AGAIN!  RUN AWAAAAY! 
Try again - try fails. 

Evil mallow; dislikes poetry. 
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

Medicine Man

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #112 on: September 18, 2010, 12:12:20 pm »

Stab face
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Aklyon

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #113 on: September 18, 2010, 12:48:53 pm »

Mallow Stabbed; In Face. Fall over. Woo!
Zombies Appear; Cult Members! 6 again.



(Iltuem, the guy is dead, not Pet. Pet is a skarmory hidden in blackness right now.
Also, I'm just going to skip the llama and get to the vikings, because vikings fighting vikings and zombies is simpler to draw.)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #114 on: September 18, 2010, 01:00:45 pm »

Pillage, burn!
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

Medicine Man

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #115 on: September 18, 2010, 01:03:21 pm »

Kill vikings.
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Aklyon

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #116 on: September 18, 2010, 01:37:51 pm »

Invasion! Non Vikings; Kept Camp. Zombie Vikings; Followed, But; Robes tattered.
Vikings Glow? Attack Anyway.



Pillage, burn! Lost one. Zombie was.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #117 on: September 18, 2010, 02:18:53 pm »

Rule Village; Big Army!
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I've had my name said wrong at least 10 times so far in my whole forum life.
Oh, HORROR! This is clearly a travesty of untold proportions! The typo gods truly have brought their wrath down upon this poor man!

Aklyon

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #118 on: September 18, 2010, 02:42:37 pm »

Pet Comes! Town Ours! Who Next? Where Next? Wailord Awaits.

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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Two-Word Adventure!
« Reply #119 on: September 18, 2010, 02:43:16 pm »

Find necromancer; Revive character,
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