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[Cthulhu]

Who was it, that said he's got the hugest mancrush on Dasleah before?
'Cause we might have to fight over him now.

That was me, and he's mine, bitch.

But I'm not gay.

[inaluct]

Damn, we're gonna need a Dasleah fanclub thread soon enough.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Who was it, that said he's got the hugest mancrush on Dasleah before?
'Cause we might have to fight over him now.

That was me, and he's mine, bitch.

But I'm not gay.

We'll see about that you hussy! He deserves me!

Not gay either.

[Knirisk]

What I like best about this board:

The trolls go to new, unforeseen lengths to troll.

[Zai]

This is quite the hilarious thread.

[JuffBuckley]

When the class is over, while everybody is getting up, ask her to wait for a moment. She'll be a tad confused. You'll both hopefully be seated. Stall a bit by saying 'ummmmm...' Don't look her in the eye's at first, be as shy as possible. Then, after waiting for the other people to leave, look her in the eye's but don't say anything. Gently brush some of her hair behind her ear and slowly learn forward and kiss her on the cheek..

You've skipped all the small talk shite and now you're in a relationship.

[Cthulhu]

When the class is over, while everybody is getting up, ask her to wait for a moment. She'll be a tad confused. You'll both hopefully be seated. Stall a bit by saying 'ummmmm...' Don't look her in the eye's at first, be as shy as possible. Then, after waiting for the other people to leave, look her in the eye's but don't say anything. Gently brush some of her hair behind her ear and slowly learn forward and kiss her on the cheek..

You've skipped all the small talk shite and now you're in jail.

[Vector]

When the class is over, while everybody is getting up, ask her to wait for a moment. She'll be a tad confused. You'll both hopefully be seated. Stall a bit by saying 'ummmmm...' Don't look her in the eye's at first, be as shy as possible. Then, after waiting for the other people to leave, look her in the eye's but don't say anything. Gently brush some of her hair behind her ear and slowly learn forward and kiss her on the cheek..

You've skipped all the small talk shite and now your genitalia have been removed.

[Dasleah]

When the class is over, while everybody is getting up, ask her to wait for a moment. She'll be a tad confused. You'll both hopefully be seated. Stall a bit by saying 'ummmmm...' Don't look her in the eye's at first, be as shy as possible. Then, after waiting for the other people to leave, look her in the eye's but don't say anything. Gently brush some of her hair behind her ear and slowly learn forward and kiss her on the cheek..

And, uh, then all her clothes have fallen off. She tries to cover up but it's too late. I've already seen everything. I've seen it all.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M

[Ø]

Not to repeat an analysis of the poem, but I agree with Dasleah's conclusions about the character in the poem. Now for more relationship advice: consider just how you've portrayed yourself in that poem, and now consider that you were going to have the girl read it.

I recommend that you start submitting all plans of action and creative works here for our analysis. We're here to help.

[Cthulhu]

Dammit Dasleah, how are we supposed to make our own jokes when you come in and upstage us all?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

When the class is over, while everybody is getting up, ask her to wait for a moment. She'll be a tad confused. You'll both hopefully be seated. Stall a bit by saying 'ummmmm...' Don't look her in the eye's at first, be as shy as possible. Then, after waiting for the other people to leave, look her in the eye's but don't say anything. Gently brush some of her hair behind her ear and slowly learn forward and kiss her on the cheek..

You've skipped all the small talk shite and now you are now DIAMONDS because the loner girls are always the ones with metaphysical powers, according to hollywood.

[Josephus]

Best. First post. Ever.

[Retro]

When the class is over, while everybody is getting up, ask her to wait for a moment. She'll be a tad confused. You'll both hopefully be seated. Stall a bit by saying 'ummmmm...' Don't look her in the eye's at first, be as shy as possible. Then, after waiting for the other people to leave, look her in the eye's but don't say anything. Gently brush some of her hair behind her ear and slowly learn forward and kiss her on the cheek..

You've skipped all the small talk shite and now KRAW KRAW.

[Solifuge]

At times I've had my doubts... but after reading this thread I realized that, deep down, I do love you guys... in an entirely non-platonic way.

In fact, I've decided that we will all be wed next Thursday. You best get your dowries in the mail before the weekend.