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[MaximumZero]

I'm still seriously tempted to make a database of you all, using the same site that Janet uses for her shipping wall.

[Solifuge]

Yeah, nobody wants to taste gravel And ice-cream, when they could just eat, say, Ice-cream.

The Rocky Road pun is so close, I can almost taste it.

Also, the Evil Island of Diabetes has me thinking of The Big Rock Candy Mountain... sans the Hobo motiff.

[inaluct]

I'm still seriously tempted to make a database of you all, using the same site that Janet uses for her shipping wall.

What kind of skills could we possibly need?! The island is made of candy! It's paradise!!

[MaximumZero]

Yeah, nobody wants to taste gravel And ice-cream, when they could just eat, say, Ice-cream.

The Rocky Road pun is so close, I can almost taste it.

Also, the Evil Island of Diabetes has me thinking of The Big Rock Candy Mountain... sans the Hobo motiff.

I'm okay with the hobo motif, but the cops with wooden legs have always kinda freaked me out.

[mainiac]

I would bring Grakelin and Il Palazzo.  I have learned that Il Palazzo is a fearsome opponent and no matter how cunning and devious my plan he will wait and methodically plan his revenge which will inevitably strike with the certainty as the coming of day and night.  And Grakelin because he and I are both ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-squidites.  It's an ironclad rule that the community will never die, so we'll both have to survive to keep it going.

When the monsoon season starts, I'll trick Il Palazzo into taking the raft out and getting swept away by a hurricane.  Me and Grakelin will be left behind without him.  The seasons will go by, years maybe, but Il Palazzo won't give up.  He'll survive and return to civilization and then he'll come searching.  He will track down the godsforsaken island we are trapped on and return late one night for revenge.  Then me and Grakelin will steal his boat and escape.

Not sure about who the third person would be.  Who knows how to GM dnd 3.5?

[Il Palazzo]

You make it sound so easy.

[Vester]

... Why has Grakelin picked me to breed with?

[Tack]

Grakelin just picked all of the 'chicks'.

He's not one for major planning.

[Grakelin]

Because it's impossible for Cthulhu to propagate the future of the island with me.

[Tack]

You're actually thinking that the island would have a Future?

It's made out of ice-cream, for sweet's sake!

[MaximumZero]

I didn't pick any breeding partners. I picked Vector for her mathematical abilities and intelligence (which roughly translate into "know how to make stuff we build not fall down"), but quite frankly, I'm outclassed by all the ladies in this forum. I'll happily admit that I'd never have a shot, even on a deserted/desert/geoscaped to be made of ice cream and candy island.

[Tack]

Yeah. With an abundance of chocolate on one island, and a gigantic amount of tropical flowers on the other, what on earth could you give them as a courting gift?
Though, with all the ice-cream, they'd be fine if there was a break up.

(Yes, I'm playing to the steriotype here.)

And no, I didn't exactly pick anyone on 'Breeding Qualities' either.
If it was just three people, I might have, for the simple reason that nothing but male companionship would get very, very stressing.

But yeah, If I'm going to raise a happy little civilisation of my own, I don't want them to be too inbred.

[Jackrabbit]

Now you just sound like a chef.

"Just inbred enough to give that lovely 'hick' flavor."

[Neonivek]

I should turn this into a forum game and roll dice to see who lives and who dies on this island.

[Creamcorn]

I should turn this into a forum game and roll dice to see who lives and who dies on this island.

Do it.