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[Tack]

I said Whipped Cream Cherry Sauce Volcano in that voice that the guy from Major Pain and My Wife And Kids uses.

Which made it moderately more hilarious.

[Vector]

Not that nice.

This is why there is an ocean to wash off in.

Duh.

[MaximumZero]

Damon Wayans? Which voice? He has a million of them.

The "Major Payne" voice, I assume?

Not that nice.

This is why there is an ocean to wash off in.

Duh.

But..but...I can't swim! (Seriously, body is too dense. Musculo-skeletal density of over 250% normal human.)

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Not that nice.

This is why there is an ocean to wash off in.

Duh.

You're suggesting we wash off the stickyness in salt water? The island will get all icky with no way to dry off.

[Aqizzar]

Congratulations, you finally did it.  You showed me up.  Why the fuck didn't I think to do that?  It's perfect.

[MaximumZero]

I vote for tongue baths instead of washing off in the disgusting ocean.


_...what?

[Realmfighter]

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

[Vector]

But..but...I can't swim! (Seriously, body is too dense. Musculo-skeletal density of over 250% normal human.)

D:

Then we shall have to tie you to the clouds so that you don't drown.

You're suggesting we wash off the stickyness in salt water? The island will get all icky with no way to dry off.

Freshwater ocean.

.......

I can see that I haven't thought this through very well.  Curses, physics!  Foiled again!

I vote for tongue baths instead of washing off in the disgusting ocean.


_...what?

I hope you're flexible.

[Tack]

The sea is gonna have melted ice-cream and chocolate in it anyway.

... Meh. Maybe the sweetness will attract sea life.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I vote that Maximum Zero's creepy tongue baths be allowed nowhere near Island 12. (I also vote we name it Island 12.)

[Tack]

Also, I gotta say, but Physics has got nothing on a whipped cream cherry sauce volcano.

It could be a bloody ocean of lemonade, really.

[Aqizzar]

Everyone on the island will have to be completely hairless, unless they want to turn into a walking gumwad.  What kind of building materials can one obtain from a sundae anyway?  There's not even anywhere to lay down.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

We'll also have to kill all the insects on Earth to ensure none get near the precious island.

[Vector]

All right, all right.

How about we have a desert island, close to a deserted island, close to a dessert island (also known as Modified Physics Island)?

Sort of like this:

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So they're all close to each other and easily accessible.  Then we get everything we could possibly want or need: building materials, sand, cannibals, and diabetes.

[Tack]

We could build a shelter using the inhumanely large sprinkles, and use the hot cherry sauce to melt the chocolate so we can use it as mortar.


I get kinda sad realising that I'm the only person in the world who would seriously consider how to survive on such a warped island.