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Author Topic: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?  (Read 35014 times)

Nikov

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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #300 on: September 19, 2010, 08:59:53 pm »
I've never actually heard of it practiced earlier than Korea, although I'd imagine the Germans developed it on the Eastern Front.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #301 on: September 19, 2010, 09:00:44 pm »
Quote from: Tack on September 19, 2010, 08:57:03 pm
He's a little tall, but I'm sure he wouldn't run if a Kodiak bear were to be mauling either of us.
No, he'd just cause it to become poisonous by being on the same continent.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #302 on: September 19, 2010, 09:44:10 pm »
Quote from: Tack on September 19, 2010, 08:57:03 pm
They've got three rows of fucking teeth.
Which does? Workerdrone or sharks?
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #303 on: September 19, 2010, 09:48:06 pm »
Sharks most certainly do, but if you've found out if that's true for Workerdrone, it's already too late for you.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #304 on: September 19, 2010, 10:23:05 pm »
He does.

On a necklace...
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #305 on: September 20, 2010, 11:58:44 pm »
The only time I've heard of a mad minute would be in the first world war. Was interesting to read about.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #306 on: September 21, 2010, 12:01:07 am »
Quote from: Tack on September 19, 2010, 10:23:05 pm
He does.

On a necklace...

I wish. When they removed all the teeth from my hand it was considered evidence.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #307 on: September 21, 2010, 12:04:11 am »
To people who arrived late and have sigs turned off, he is not joking in any way.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #308 on: September 21, 2010, 12:05:30 am »
Now I wonder who the blow would be detrimental to. Me or the shark?

I guess punching a shark in the mouth wouldn't be the wisest thing a man's done but it wouldn't be the craziest.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #309 on: September 21, 2010, 12:08:34 am »
Actually, punching a shark in the nose is apparently pretty effective at convincing them to not eat you.


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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #310 on: September 21, 2010, 12:09:32 am »
Also, shooting it, apparently.

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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #311 on: September 21, 2010, 12:11:27 am »
The teeth, gentlemen. Let us consider the teeth.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #312 on: September 21, 2010, 12:12:22 am »
The best part about teeth is using them twice.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #313 on: September 21, 2010, 12:30:12 am »
 Bah. Dive down its mouth fast enough and you'll be able to tear out its heart before the teeth become a factor.
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Re: If you were stranded on a desert island, which B12-ers would you take?
« Reply #314 on: September 21, 2010, 12:37:16 am »
Quote from: Tack on September 21, 2010, 12:08:34 am
Actually, punching a shark in the nose is apparently pretty effective at convincing them to not eat you.
Yep, sharks hunt their prey in part by "seeing" the electrical impulses their muscular structure generates. They can do this via a sensory structure housed within what we would consider their "nose", so punching it will supposedly cause great pain in said shark. That should really be one's goal in a shark attack, to cause the shark pain. There are plenty of other fish in the sea, literally in this case, and sharks have no intrest in going after the few that can fight them.
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