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Author Topic: You are standing on a box [33] (1)  (Read 4357 times)

Tack

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Re: You are standing on a box [29]
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2010, 09:49:21 pm »

The eagles turn into boxes, The boxes become as useful as dwarfs.

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So, they basically stand around and look funny.
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Re: You are standing on a box [29]
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2010, 09:50:36 pm »

Something goes *Ping*

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Wow. Doesn't look like you'll be getting up from that one.
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: You are standing on a box [31] (1)
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2010, 09:52:40 pm »

Insert more change into the Godly Parking Meter. Re-ascend.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are standing on a box [31] (1)
« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2010, 10:13:28 pm »

More change is inserted into the parking meter, and ascend.

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You are a dead guy suspended in mid-air.
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Re: You are standing on a box [31] (1)
« Reply #49 on: September 15, 2010, 10:16:48 pm »

Become a Zombie Box Man.
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Re: You are standing on a box [31] (1)
« Reply #50 on: September 15, 2010, 10:17:33 pm »

Commence Zombie Box Apocalypse. (what else could a dead god do?)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are standing on a box [31] (1)
« Reply #51 on: September 15, 2010, 10:20:47 pm »

Wait! Summon cultists, and give them catchy short rhyme.

That is dead cannot eternal lie,
With strange aeons even death may die
And become a zombie yay
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Re: You are standing on a box [31] (1)
« Reply #52 on: September 15, 2010, 10:38:45 pm »

Wake up from that HORRIBLE nightmare. Go outside and begin casting spells to astrally project bits of your mind to your AWESOME SORCEROR pals to chat with them.
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Re: You are standing on a box [31] (1)
« Reply #53 on: September 15, 2010, 11:07:53 pm »

YOU ARE NEXT TACK
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Re: You are standing on a box [31] (1)
« Reply #54 on: September 16, 2010, 01:59:09 am »

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You are now a floating zombie box man.

Time to get to work.

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You use your infectious teeth to nibble on your oh so faithful box companion.

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Woah. He's gonna be huge. You shall name him 'Fido', and he shall be yours.

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Good thing death gave you something to write with.

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NOW, ONWARDS TO APOCALYPSEDOM!

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Or not.
"Hey Bro"
"Mmm... Yeah?"
"I just had... A freaky ass dream."
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Re: You are standing on a box [31] (1)
« Reply #55 on: September 16, 2010, 02:44:37 am »

Pull off the sheets to reveal that... You are really a box-man-sorcerer! Which is normal, because everyone is a box-man-sorcerer, in fact, you don't know why you are even mentioning it...
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Re: You are standing on a box [33] (1)
« Reply #56 on: September 16, 2010, 10:02:35 am »

Peel back sheets in absolute horror, realize your a... KOBOLD SORCERER! You then have a sigh of relief because you were always Koboldian. Go out to your kitchen and Caringly make a Delicious MAGICALLY FLAVORED oatmeal for you to consume.
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Re: You are standing on a box [33] (1)
« Reply #57 on: September 16, 2010, 10:53:47 am »

>> Return to sleep.
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Re: You are standing on a box [33] (1)
« Reply #58 on: September 16, 2010, 02:15:56 pm »

>> Return to sleep.
And continue APOCALYPSEDOM.
You can't just leave your dream-worshippers with a cliffhanger as big as potential DOOM!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are standing on a box [33] (1)
« Reply #59 on: September 16, 2010, 06:15:51 pm »

Make a sudden butterfly affect with your hands to make a skarmory fly into your window and be you companion who can also exist in your dreams.
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