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[Tarran]

I find it quite odd that both Kat and a female Noble Six has... assets, to put it politely. I always thought MJOLNIR armor would hide that kinda stuff, y'know?

To me, the armor hides the "assets" pretty well.

Also, why did you include female Noble Six? Did you... Uh... Temporarily play around with your Noble Six or something and notice?

[Acanthus117]

Uhm, I just arbitrarily picked the female model, and I... noticed it during a cutscene.

(It's not up there, if you know what I mean.)

[MasterFancyPants]

I like how during the first scene, when you're playing as a girl, you can see her hips sway... Eh, I guess Spartans want to be sexy to.   

[ZhangC1459]

Yeah, I know. But still, the books were written first. And supported by Bungie. However, you're right, games over books canonically. But I'm keeping my opinion that Reach isn't canon.

Hey, we're all entitled to opinions.  I don't really want to make you think you're wrong, I just wanted to be a douche and copy your statement for the hell of it.

:p

I like how during the first scene, when you're playing as a girl, you can see her hips sway... Eh, I guess Spartans want to be sexy to.   

I play as a female Noble Six.  It just seems more badass knowing a chick can kick the Covenant's collective ass and not look bad when doing it.

Besides, with all the stuff they do, you know they've gotta be in tip-top shape... lol

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

I like how during the first scene, when you're playing as a girl, you can see her hips sway... Eh, I guess Spartans want to be sexy to.   

Good grief... I tried to come up with some sort of witty social commentary about sexism for this but... I can't think of anything.  It's just... silly.

[ZhangC1459]

I like how during the first scene, when you're playing as a girl, you can see her hips sway... Eh, I guess Spartans want to be sexy to.   

Good grief... I tried to come up with some sort of witty social commentary about sexism for this but... I can't think of anything.  It's just... silly.

not to mention all the thirteen-year-olds on file share with pictures of kat's ass going LOLOLOL BUTT

[Acanthus117]

That little thing annoys me a bit, since I see SPARTANS as bulky, scary-as-shit monstrous killing machines, regardless of gender.

[Sensei]

I maintain that if anyone wants to genuinely make a game which immerses the player in a war or apocalyptic setting like this, it must have unattractive women.

[Frumple]

Eh, I guess Spartans want to be sexy to.   

Wonder if folks still remember Haloid, heh. Elites are surprisingly svelte dancers, apparently.

[Phantom]

I maintain that if anyone wants to genuinely make a game which immerses the player in a war or apocalyptic setting like this, it must have unattractive women.

Let's see, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. has no women and Fallout has ugly as shit women, does that count?

Eh, I guess Spartans want to be sexy to.   

Wonder if folks still remember Haloid, heh. Elites are surprisingly svelte dancers, apparently.

Heh, I just remembered this. Interesting thing.

[Acanthus117]

Heh.

[Sensei]

I maintain that if anyone wants to genuinely make a game which immerses the player in a war or apocalyptic setting like this, it must have unattractive women.

Let's see, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. has no women and Fallout has ugly as shit women, does that count?

Rather, Fallout especially. Most developers do not have the balls to make fallout, which is why we end up with this implausible shit:

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Sure, I know people like butts, but we have all the buts we need on the internet without paying for a game. And it really kills the mood.

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Well Vault Dwellers wore spandex...

[Acanthus117]

ah, but they didn't sport D-Cups and ridiculously out of proportion bodies, did they?

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Actually they sorta did.