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[Phantom]

Man, you're a complete Mary Sue, you could have gone with something like Degtyaev, but no.
You're worse than Strelinikov.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/agent-strelnikov-s-personnel-file

[Il Palazzo]

This is weird. How come nobody is complaining about the lack of punctuation?

[grey9]

You're worse than Strelinikov.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/agent-strelnikov-s-personnel-file

WHO IS THIS MAN!!!?

[Phantom]

Because his outstanding ignorance of logic and wanting of so called "Awesomeness?"

[smjjames]

Whatever the hell works for you

Seriously, tell us what grade you got afterwards......

the content doesnt actually matter its the presentation that counts

If thats the case, then go with the humor you've got going with the space bears.

This is weird. How come nobody is complaining about the lack of punctuation?

Huh, never noticed that until you mentioned it.

[Creamcorn]

Ugh, bears and comrades in Russian Federation? Are you from moon?

We had all our comrades dead or in prison, and all bears choked on car gases long time ago .

he loves it he has a slightly medvedev apearance you know classy while slightly sinister

Eh, I consider Medvedev having a "classy dumbass" appearance. Have you really heard any of his speeches?

Russian!? I always assumed you just liked that motif!

[ToonyMan]

So... you're asking us to do your homework for you, then?

G-Flex, always there to begin threads by making you feel stupid.

[grey9]

Now i just need to figure out how old i would be, when did the chechneyan war reach its peak?

[smjjames]

AFAIK, conflict in Chechenya has been going on and off the past two decades. You're going to have to do the research yourself here.

[grey9]

well lets see russian potatoe farmer would have to be before the fall of ussr so before 1989 lets say 1986 my wife dies in 1986 i am 20 in 1986 chechnya starts in 1994ish making me late 20s early 30s during service in lets say in 1995 im 29 making me 44 right now

[G-Flex]

So... you're asking us to do your homework for you, then?

G-Flex, always there to begin threads by making you feel stupid.

It came off less as "can I have some advice on where to start?" and more as "Give me the answer", quite honestly.

[grey9]

So... you're asking us to do your homework for you, then?

G-Flex, always there to begin threads by making you feel stupid.

It came off less as "can I have some advice on where to start?" and more as "Give me the answer", quite honestly.

im sorry the next time i need speech help i will ask more ubmissivly and less, directly

[RedKing]

Buck public opinion! I say go for the vodka-swilling, bear-fighting, 100 year old cosmonaut Chechen War veteran.

For bonus points, make him a robot zombie ninja pirate.

[Sheb]

Just to say, the whole potato farmer thing was back in the 1950's.

[Retro]

You should learn Russian and only speak that through the whole presentation. Probably want to get started now, if you're going to leave time for Vodka Dinner.