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[Sheb]

Then you would have gotten your medals a long time ago.

[grey9]

Then you would have gotten your medals a long time ago.

unless i went unrecognized because after the battle i walked wordlessly into the frozen taiga to hone my skills in combat and to aquire a wife worthy of my russianness who later died in an unthought of accident

[Yannanth]

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[Phantom]

You would have been booted from the army, you wouldn't have even participated in the Second or first Chechen wars!

[grey9]

You would have been booted from the army, you wouldn't have even participated in the Second or first Chechen wars!

i would have been reaccepted upon my brave mission into space to sabotage the apolo 13 moon landing

[smjjames]

I think you're getting a little TOO outlandish with the backstory.

[Phantom]

You would have been booted from the army, you wouldn't have even participated in the Second or first Chechen wars!

i would have been reaccepted upon my brave mission into space to sabotage the apolo 13 moon landing

At the least, right now you'd be like, 100 years old?
Quit it with your weird major history altering shit.

[grey9]

You would have been booted from the army, you wouldn't have even participated in the Second or first Chechen wars!

i would have been reaccepted upon my brave mission into space to sabotage the apolo 13 moon landing

At the least, right now you'd be like, 100 years old?
Quit it with your weird major history altering shit.

this is logical I think i will go with potatoe beetle famine
yah we should build on that base considering i have never actually heard of the chechnyan wars because they are not taught in school

[smjjames]

You would have been booted from the army, you wouldn't have even participated in the Second or first Chechen wars!

i would have been reaccepted upon my brave mission into space to sabotage the apolo 13 moon landing

At the least, right now you'd be like, 100 years old?
Quit it with your weird major history altering shit.

this is logical I think i will go with potatoe beetle famine
yah we should build on that base considering i have never actually heard of the chechnyan wars because they are not taught in school

Don't forget the Space Bears.

[Sheb]

Well, they're still happening right now. (Well, a few years ago.) That's like saying you don't know about 9/11 because it's not taught in schools.

[Phantom]

What the fuck do you want to be!?
Major Alexander Degtyrarev?

[grey9]

You would have been booted from the army, you wouldn't have even participated in the Second or first Chechen wars!

i would have been reaccepted upon my brave mission into space to sabotage the apolo 13 moon landing

At the least, right now you'd be like, 100 years old?
Quit it with your weird major history altering shit.

this is logical I think i will go with potatoe beetle famine
yah we should build on that base considering i have never actually heard of the chechnyan wars because they are not taught in school

Don't forget the Space Bears.

after my wife died saving the commisar i entered a severe depression until i was "volunteered" for space duty my crewmembers were all bears but it turned out they were kodiak SPY bears from the american capitalist pig dogs wishing to sabotage our attempts at the moon so I had to defeat them in hand to hand combat when they attacked me during an EVA

[smjjames]

Whatever the hell works for you

Seriously, tell us what grade you got afterwards......

[smigenboger]

I think you're getting a little TOO outlandish with the backstory.

You could say its getting....out of this world!

[grey9]

Whatever the hell works for you

Seriously, tell us what grade you got afterwards......

the content doesnt actually matter its the presentation that counts