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[grey9]

i am doing a mock award acceptance speech were another person will present the award to me as well as a history of my made up life, the award i have chosen is the hero of the Russian federation all i have is name and marital status which is widower so i need a richer backstory and a reason why my wife died as well as a reason to be recieving said award

[G-Flex]

So... you're asking us to do your homework for you, then?

[smjjames]

For what exactly?

So... you're asking us to do your homework for you, then?

Its possible...

Seriously though, use your imagination, not to mention that we have no idea why or for what you're doing this for.

If you're the hero, do something about your experience in battle, that your wife was killed by your enemies or some such...

[grey9]

in a way... yesish...

but no its a creative assignment im just asking for... inspiration and a little boost to get me started like i was thinking first cosmonaut to fight a bear in space and my wife was mauled by Get this a kodiak bear, this is why i need help im on a bear theme today also whole speech will be read in russian accent with comrades thrown in here and there for effect

[G-Flex]

i was thinking first cosmonaut to fight a bear in space and my wife was mauled by Get this a kodiak bear, this is why i need help im on a bear theme today also whole speech will be read in russian accent with comrades thrown in here and there for effect

If this is for school, then I suggest actually researching Russian history and what a person of that sort would actually act like instead of relying on awful mass-media stereotypes.

[Heron TSG]

Racism will lower your grade. The Russian Federation is not communist. "Comrade" is not as common as it once was.

[grey9]

sir this is for school but it is meant to be serious with a wink and a nudge, i just want to be by far the most awesome person ever to live ever in my speech

[smjjames]

Bear in space? Maybe she was mauled by a kodiak space bear?

Really though, what class is this a creative assignment for? If its writing or whatever, then yea you can be creative....

[grey9]

Bear in space? Maybe she was mauled by a kodiak space bear?

Really though, what class is this a creative assignment for? If its writing or whatever, then yea you can be creative....

it, sir, is for my public speaking class

[Sheb]

Murdering Tchetchens is always good. Just imagine what you would do in adventure mode, then move that into modern-day Chechnya.

[smjjames]

Bear in space? Maybe she was mauled by a kodiak space bear?

Really though, what class is this a creative assignment for? If its writing or whatever, then yea you can be creative....

it, sir, is for my public speaking class

Any idea what other people are doing for thiers?

Depending on what your class is doing as a whole, I have a feeling you may want to drop the whole space bear thing, as funny as it is.

[alway]

Zombies. You can even use it to explain why your wife is dead!

[G-Flex]

sir this is for school but it is meant to be serious with a wink and a nudge, i just want to be by far the most awesome person ever to live ever in my speech

Spouting cliche racist jokes won't make you "awesome", it'll make you juvenile and get you a bad grade. Go do some research. Also, what Barbarossa the Seal God said.

[grey9]

Any idea what other people are doing for thiers?

the one im presenting is the stanley cup

i am recieving hero of russian federation

Murdering Tchetchens is always good. Just imagine what you would do in adventure mode, then move that into modern-day Chechnya.

but how is genocide heroic and where would i get my 2's

[grey9]

sir this is for school but it is meant to be serious with a wink and a nudge, i just want to be by far the most awesome person ever to live ever in my speech

Spouting cliche racist jokes won't make you "awesome", it'll make you juvenile and get you a bad grade. Go do some research. Also, what Barbarossa the Seal God said.

i never said anything about rascism just cliched stereotypes also i wont have to say any of this my partner is the one who gives my backstory
hes dmitry medvedev