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[Tack]

Five foot one of pure fucking granite!

[MaximumZero]

Smallest. Mountain. Ever.

By the way, I've never punched a shark, but I'd imagine it'd be a lot like hitting a telephone pole. Most awesome creature I've ever fought barehanded was a wolf, and I'm lucky to be alive. Turns out that they really don't like it when you put your knee under their jaw, and decide to run away.

Edit: For those of you interested/skeptical, I figured that I'd better elaborate on this one. When I was homeless, I was out scavenging for food one late December night. I came across what appeared to be a coyote or a dog or something over the remains of a deer. It was about 50 yards away when I first saw it. So, I figure, "I can scare off a dog and actually eat something today! Huzzah!" So, I charge it, screaming at the top of my lungs. Before I get there, it has me knocked to the ground, my left eye and forearm bleeding from defensive wounds (I still have scars,) and I realize it's a wolf. I had spooked most of the rest of the pack, but this one had several pups with it.

So, to recap: I'm in the fetal position with a mother wolf attempting to eat my face. It lunged at my jaw/throat area, and I managed to put my hands on top of its head, and push down, into my knee. I held it there for a couple seconds before it struggled free and ran off. I took as much meat from the deer as I could (It was not very big,) and left a tribute for the wolves. I wound up stealing a tube of superglue to add to my first aid kit that I carried in my truck because of that.

[Tack]

Except it moves...

I hope.

[Heron TSG]

I'd probably take MaximumZero because he can pull off the secret maneuver "Wolf Jaw Knee Crush", Strife26 because he appears to be MacGyver, and I'd bring Tack because he plans things better than I do.

[Il Palazzo]

*get lost Palazzo*

Oooh, I am undone. I've been revealed as being a troll, having a poor reading comprehension and bad language command.
I shall retreat to my cave now.

I was really just bitter because I knew nobody's going to include poor Palazzo on their island. Sniff.

[Tack]

Yeah, we only accept people with TWO eyes on OUR island!

Or three... Nobody said it was a radioactively stable island.
I mean, what islands do you think are around the place that haven't already been bought?

[Cthulhu]

Aqizzar because he's Aqizzar, Duke because he's Duke, dwarf mc dwarf because someone needs to try unidentified food before the important people do, so we know what's poisonous and not poisonous.

[Huesoo]

Pathos, Mk Weister and Bandages

[Ochita]

Possibly Vector, Cthulhu and duke

[Grakelin]

Vester, Vector, and Renault to breed with.


Yeah, I read the OP, but there's still only 9 of us here.

[Mindmaker]

Do I have to take any at all?
I feel uncomfortable around strangers.

[Il Palazzo]

I was wondering, if I'd take Pathos, would I get his girlfriend too?

[Grakelin]

This can go in one of two ways:

1) She's a figment of his imagination, so yes.

2) She's actually real, and this is reason enough not to take him.

[Mindmaker]

I was wondering, if I'd take Pathos, would I get his girlfriend too?

It's a two-in-one-package, if you know what I mean.

[Aqizzar]

"Mmm... Peeled coconut, fried coconut, coconut stew, roast coconut, coconut meringue, New England boiled coconut...  AH HATES COCONUTS!"  God I hope somebody gets that reference.

Yosemite Sam?

I'd just like to say, I'm rather surprised that only the Bosnian guy knew what the Hell I was talking about.