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Author Topic: Oh the places you'll carry [Not for Kids][and a spoiler or two]  (Read 1176 times)

Evergod41

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Oh the places you'll carry [Not for Kids][and a spoiler or two]
« on: September 13, 2010, 09:26:48 pm »
I lol'd a few times at this, it was the focubi mod, with 'extra' body parts, and creatures... well first I'll just show this...



First thing: His Penis has both a mitten and a glove on it... thought that was funny, laughed a few times, forgot about it...
Then when I was playing around with the military (Before he got into a endless loop trying to pick-up a breastplate...) I realized the second thing... he was not only holding but USING that pick, that he was carrying with his penis... horrors flodded my mind on how this would work... but then I remembered that THIS IS DWARFFORTRESS!! and not every body-part is used as it should.....

Also, all my buildings dissapeared in Stonesense...

Note:This is my heavily modded version of 31.12 with free mushroom trees, [NO_STAT] Dwarves, and free cotton candy, I haven't dug down past -3Z and even then It's just a small excavation for some flux... This fortress is COMPLETELY constructed, and 99% outside, the only part inside is the well made of hardened cotton candy, The traps are iron picks x10, off map to the bottom I have my FTW machine (Hooked up to the RLoD inside the red shrine with diamond some cear gem windows), which I will implement once my river re-floods...
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PKPhyre

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Re: Oh the places you'll carry [Not for Kids][and a spoiler or two]
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2010, 09:31:24 pm »
Uhh.... I'm not touchin' this one with a 5 foot-pole.
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Re: Oh the places you'll carry [Not for Kids][and a spoiler or two]
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2010, 09:34:39 pm »
Focubi mod?
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Re: Oh the places you'll carry [Not for Kids][and a spoiler or two]
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2010, 12:35:55 am »
"Ability Activate: PREHENSILE COCK!"
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ungulateman

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Re: Oh the places you'll carry [Not for Kids][and a spoiler or two]
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2010, 01:35:26 am »
Quote from: PKPhyre on September 13, 2010, 09:31:24 pm
Uhh.... I'm not touchin' this one with a 5 foot-pole.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

hurr hurr hurr. I'm sooooooooo funny.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on October 01, 2010, 12:52:33 pm
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It's not an embark so much as seven dwarves having a simultaneous strange mood and going off to build an artifact fortress that menaces with spikes of awesome and hanging rings of death.

Stardrinker

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Re: Oh the places you'll carry [Not for Kids][and a spoiler or two]
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2010, 02:25:13 am »
Should give him a name...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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CinnibarMan

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Re: Oh the places you'll carry [Not for Kids][and a spoiler or two]
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2010, 02:38:12 am »
Something tells me that he is very popular around your fort.
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Quietust

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Re: Oh the places you'll carry [Not for Kids][and a spoiler or two]
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2010, 10:09:22 am »
This is what happens when you put [GRASP] on body parts other than hands. I suspect that if you looked more closely, you would find that his wang also had 5 fingers attached to it...
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caknuck

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Re: Oh the places you'll carry [Not for Kids][and a spoiler or two]
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2010, 12:33:46 pm »
I'm going to install this mod, create an adventurer and gouge out the eyes of elves with my schlong.
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